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If we accept holding a large fish is more acceptable than the police mug shot type serial killer grimace with at least one urinal behind them, how do the photos of their kids (often without an adult in the photo) feature? I always wonder if the other parent knows their little darlings are being shared by their ex looking to hook up.
Last top tip, when posting group photos, try to make sure you’re not surrounded by more beautiful people than you.
 
Bramblethorn said:
Is it a scale indicator? Like putting a coin or a ruler in a photo of something else to establish the size of the thing, photos of guys have to include a standard-size fish to show how big the guy is.
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But I think we're meant to be impressed with how big the fish is, so that wouldn't work. I seriously think that's literally the only photo they have of themselves.
(I have seen cock shots with scale indicators - TV remote, red bull can, etc ... because if there's one thing that women care about more than what your dick looks like, it's how big it is. :rolleyes: )
 
Ginlover said:
If we accept holding a large fish is more acceptable than the police mug shot type serial killer grimace with at least one urinal behind them, how do the photos of their kids (often without an adult in the photo) feature? I always wonder if the other parent knows their little darlings are being shared by their ex looking to hook up.
Last top tip, when posting group photos, try to make sure you’re not surrounded by more beautiful people than you.
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Yeah, I find photos with kids quite off-putting. I don't even mention having a kid in my profile ... I get that some people do, because it's important that their Prince/cess Charming can fit into a life that has kids in it, but it often feels more like 'I'm hoping to find another parental type figure for these small humans'.
I actually read a 'top tips for dating profile photos' thing the other day, and it said 'no kids', but for guys, having an animal in shot is a plus, because it shows you're a nice kind of person if animals like being around you.
I just realised that might explain the fish.
 
KimGordon67 said:
Yeah, I find photos with kids quite off-putting. I don't even mention having a kid in my profile ... I get that some people do, because it's important that their Prince/cess Charming can fit into a life that has kids in it, but it often feels more like 'I'm hoping to find another parental type figure for these small humans'.
I actually read a 'top tips for dating profile photos' thing the other day, and it said 'no kids', but for guys, having an animal in shot is a plus, because it shows you're a nice kind of person if animals like being around you.
I just realised that might explain the fish.
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Wait.
People put kids on their dating profiles?
 
KimGordon67 said:
Yeah, I find photos with kids quite off-putting. I don't even mention having a kid in my profile ... I get that some people do, because it's important that their Prince/cess Charming can fit into a life that has kids in it, but it often feels more like 'I'm hoping to find another parental type figure for these small humans'.
I actually read a 'top tips for dating profile photos' thing the other day, and it said 'no kids', but for guys, having an animal in shot is a plus, because it shows you're a nice kind of person if animals like being around you.
I just realised that might explain the fish.
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Either that, or they were posting on PlentyOfFish and misunderstood some basics?
 
KimGordon67 said:
I actually read a 'top tips for dating profile photos' thing the other day, and it said 'no kids', but for guys, having an animal in shot is a plus, because it shows you're a nice kind of person if animals like being around you.
I just realised that might explain the fish.
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Isn’t the animal meant to be nurtured and cared for in the photo? In desperation I’d accept just alive!
 
It shows he is a competent hunter/gatherer, thus a desirable mate. He's looking for a companion that keeps a tidy cave.
 
KimGordon67 said:
...(I have seen cock shots with scale indicators - TV remote, red bull can, etc ... because if there's one thing that women care about more than what your dick looks like, it's how big it is. :rolleyes: )
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Television remotes are so small these days.
 
Sooo -

- no fish or game animals
- probably no dogs either because perverts
- no kids
- i won't be holding a coke can saying "this better be your dick"
- no righties
- no smokers


Is a picture necessary?
 
cookiecat said:
Sooo -

- no fish or game animals
- probably no dogs either because perverts
- no kids
- i won't be holding a coke can saying "this better be your dick"
- no righties
- no smokers


Is a picture necessary?
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Yes, Glitter Girl, it is. :cattail::heart:
 
KimGordon67 said:
But I think we're meant to be impressed with how big the fish is, so that wouldn't work. I seriously think that's literally the only photo they have of themselves.
(I have seen cock shots with scale indicators - TV remote, red bull can, etc ... because if there's one thing that women care about more than what your dick looks like, it's how big it is. :rolleyes: )
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I've seen miniature quarters and rulers for sale, I assume to cheat in size photos. Don't know if there's a Red Bull version.
 
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