Kinky Dating

[Miles Long]

How am I just now seeing this thread? Ahhh this is so great!

 

[AlwaysFara]

How am I just now seeing this thread? Ahhh this is so great!

*waits for your ad, crossing my leg, in the back*

 

[Miles Long]

*waits for your ad, crossing my leg, in the back*

This is a fun and exciting exercise. I'm gonna have to think up something good!

 

[ModusPonensLover]

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I have to admit I dont really understand how such things are supposed to work

 

[Bramblethorn]

I am short, chubby, cute, smart, sometimes full of anxiety, most times relatively normal. I like Daddy girl stuff - spanking, cock worship, rules (sometimes), a relationship filled with trust, respect, fun, HoH, domestic discipline, orgasm denial, exploring dirty secrets and - you know - long walks on the beach, pina coladas, hanging out with friends, travel, exploring the city, snuggling, and glitter - did I mention cock worship??

Suggested edit.

What is HoH? I only know it as "hard of hearing" and the acronym dictionary isn't giving me anything obvious.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I am short, chubby, cute, smart, sometimes full of anxiety, most times relatively normal. I like Daddy girl stuff - spanking, cock worship, rules (sometimes), a relationship filled with trust, respect, fun, HoH, domestic discipline, orgasm denial, exploring dirty secrets and - you know - long walks on the beach, pina coladas, hanging out with friends, travel, exploring the city, snuggling, and glitter - did I mention cock worship??

Suggested edit.

What is HoH? I only know it as "hard of hearing" and the acronym dictionary isn't giving me anything obvious.

I thought HOH as well. Hard of Hearing.

 

[cookiecat]

I don't do much glitter in my real life. Maybe that needs to change? I'm prone to a lot of black.

HoH = Head of Household. Similar to domestic discipline.

I wonder how many people think I'm looking for someone who can't hear?

 

[Wordsworth]

I thought HOH as well. Hard of Hearing.

Hypothetically obtuse hypotenuse.

A hearing disability fetish seems. . .wrong.

 

[chame1eon]

The kind that gives me an idea about who they are and what they look like and an idea about what to talk about.

 

[Zionisacat]

*removes Hat of Buzzkill and puts it away in the wardrobe for next time*

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

*Casts level 3 eroticism*

 

[Bramblethorn]

HoH = Head of Household. Similar to domestic discipline.

Aha! Now it makes sense. I have encountered that version of the acronym but not in a kinky context.

Hypothetically obtuse hypotenuse.

A hearing disability fetish seems. . .wrong.

I haven't encountered it, but I know of amputees who have to fend off some pretty icky fetishists, so I assume that one also exists somewhere.

I can see somebody putting hard-of-hearing in a personal ad though, since HoH/Deaf is a cultural identity in itself and it might influence the sort of company one's hoping to attract.

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

*Casts level 3 eroticism*

aw, that takes me back.

 

[seela]

I haven't encountered it, but I know of amputees who have to fend off some pretty icky fetishists, so I assume that one also exists somewhere.

Not so long ago I followed a discussion started by someone who had had her leg amputated a few years prior. It pretty much made me lose faith in humanity. I don't remember if I wrote about it here or not.

She made a post about how fucked up it is that after she lost her leg, her whole being is reduced to that one trait of hers and she's basically expected to cater to the whims of every amputee fetishist ever, and people just don't get it that it's not her kink. It's enough that people in general always reduce her to her leg, so she had hoped that when she was ready to get back on the horse in the kink world, it would be a safe space for her where she's seen as a person and a kinky fucker instead of just "the chick with 1.5 legs".

The responses she got were absolutely heart breaking. One particularly vomit inducing response was from a sub guy who said that her post only makes it clear how bad the sub guys have it: he's well-off, good looking, fit, and has all his bodyparts, yet he can't find anybody to dominate him, whereas women get to pick and choose, even the gimps (his word, not mine).

People are the worst. Utter shit. Really.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Not so long ago I followed a discussion started by someone who had had her leg amputated a few years prior. It pretty much made me lose faith in humanity. I don't remember if I wrote about it here or not.

She made a post about how fucked up it is that after she lost her leg, her whole being is reduced to that one trait of hers and she's basically expected to cater to the whims of every amputee fetishist ever, and people just don't get it that it's not her kink. It's enough that people in general always reduce her to her leg, so she had hoped that when she was ready to get back on the horse in the kink world, it would be a safe space for her where she's seen as a person and a kinky fucker instead of just "the chick with 1.5 legs".

I saw one recently from a young lady with an amputated leg, who has to deal with a creep stealing her photos and impersonating her, pretending to have major self-image problems, as a way of soliciting sexy pics from other amputees for his spank bank. :-/

The responses she got were absolutely heart breaking. One particularly vomit inducing response was from a sub guy who said that her post only makes it clear how bad the sub guys have it: he's well-off, good looking, fit, and has all his bodyparts, yet he can't find anybody to dominate him, whereas women get to pick and choose, even the gimps (his word, not mine).

"why do people complain about being hungry when there's so much food available for free in the trash bins?"

 

[AlwaysFara]

And then there’s the side pocket fetish.

 

[Bramblethorn]

And then there’s the side pocket fetish.

I can just tell I'm going to regret asking.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I can just tell I'm going to regret asking.

Let’s just say that a colostomy is a hole, too.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

*adjusts the spotlight over the Buzzkill Hat, shuts the glass cover, and thinks well done, Bramblethorn!*

*dons the Original Poster crown*

So - this is my kinky dating ad. What say you?

(insert my state) nice girl looking for Daddy type Dominant. Although I have been in real time bdsm for about 15 years, I have been out of the dating and relationship loop for a while. I am not looking to get married, but am not looking for a no-strings fling, either.

I am short, chubby, cute, smart, sometimes full of anxiety, most times relatively normal. I like Daddy girl stuff - spanking, cock worship, rules (sometimes), a relationship filled with trust, respect, fun, HoH, domestic discipline, orgasm denial, exploring dirty secrets and - you know - long walks on the beach, pina coladas, hanging out with friends, travel, exploring the city, snuggling - did I mention cock worship??

The last few years made me realize how short life really is. I have worked hard and look forward to a life filled with peace, honesty, joy, eventually a nice retirement, anal, bondage, and hopefully a guy who appreciates those things, too.

You are single, sane, identify as a Daddy type (really, whatever that means!?) and you like chubby, cute women. You are honest, not afraid to admit you have feelings but also not afraid to shut me up by shoving your fingers down my throat and telling me to focus on the important things. You like spanking a big butt. Preferably my big butt.

Maybe you like live music, having a beer at a dive bar, tying up a cute chubby chick and having your way with her (at home, not at the dive bar....) You smell good, have nice teeth and like the idea of ownership tangled up with a vanilla life.

If you have made it this far, I am fairly recently widowed and feeling very tender and skittish about this whole dating, meeting, kissing and kink stuff.

Great ad. It conjures up all kinds of images. From your profile pic, I'd say "full butt" or maybe "round butt" or maybe "cute butt" because people might get the wrong idea. Im sorry to generalize, but women have a twisted idea of body image that has been discussed all over the place. Everything else, like "chubby cute woman" presents the idea of a woman who has it together and doesn't have such hangup.

Best of luck, Cookie.

 

[gracie920101]

Let’s just say that a colostomy is a hole, too.

Ewww! Just ewwww! I can't begin to imagine the bacteria and that's exactly what I was afraid you were alluding to.

 

[twister947]

Ewww! Just ewwww! I can't begin to imagine the bacteria and that's exactly what I was afraid you were alluding to.

Holy fuck!

 

[Bramblethorn]

Let’s just say that a colostomy is a hole, too.

I do indeed regret asking.

 

[cookiecat]

This thread can't end with a colostomy post.

Sooo - I was texting with someone I've known for a long time. Ok. Sexting. It felt good for a minute. He then sent a cock pic. My first instinct was to throw my phone against the wall and run. Doesn't that seem like an odd reaction? I felt horny. It was fun to feel horny.

Someone at work asked me if I'm ready to date. I think so. I wonder if I'm ready to fuck? Or just make out? Or get spanked?

I'll know it when it's right. Right????

 

[twister947]

This thread can't end with a colostomy post.

Sooo - I was texting with someone I've known for a long time. Ok. Sexting. It felt good for a minute. He then sent a cock pic. My first instinct was to throw my phone against the wall and run. Doesn't that seem like an odd reaction? I felt horny. It was fun to feel horny.

Someone at work asked me if I'm ready to date. I think so. I wonder if I'm ready to fuck? Or just make out? Or get spanked?

I'll know it when it's right. Right????

Maybe start with being ready for lunch. Or coffee. Or a dog show. Or...
Going straight to fucking is a leap best left to the young and unwounded.

 

[gracie920101]

You'll know.

Just remember to follow your heart and not your hormones.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This thread can't end with a colostomy post.

Sooo - I was texting with someone I've known for a long time. Ok. Sexting. It felt good for a minute. He then sent a cock pic. My first instinct was to throw my phone against the wall and run. Doesn't that seem like an odd reaction? I felt horny. It was fun to feel horny.

Someone at work asked me if I'm ready to date. I think so. I wonder if I'm ready to fuck? Or just make out? Or get spanked?

I'll know it when it's right. Right????

I think so, although it may not be until the very last minute.



I was talking to someone about meeting up in the near future, and was getting excited until i started thinking about the logistics:

Oh shit, where's my black bra?
Do my fancy panties still fit?
If I order a new toy, will it be in by then?

I ended up asking him if we could push it back a week, I need time to get a pedicure.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, this was my somewhat tongue-in-cheek kink ad:

Bossy older woman seeks beautiful men who like to be told what to do.

It was an effective ice breaker, and got an excellent response.