La Cosa Nostra (This Thing of Ours)

[Pure]

Or, in other words, (as some of those who gotten discharged from 'treatment facilities' will tell you) keeping your lips zipped!

 

[Marquis]

Too true.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

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... one particular bondage thingey which is to cuff both wrists together tightly behind the back and then run a chain from the wrist restraints through a loop in the back of the neck collar, pull it tight and secure it.

Thank you Gaston. You just scared the hell out of every pyl on the board. i imagine they'll not enjoy knowing we have similar tastes. For informal, spur of the moment jackhammers, i enjoy a thumb bondage technique that makes the Archer's Bow all the more interesting ...

• Whisper for her to put her hands in the small of her back,
• Wrap a hand around her thumbs,
• Cushion the resulting fist in the platform created by her crossed palms,
• Pin her waist upon whatever horizontal surface you decide to rut,
• Wrap the remaining hand in her hair and
• Arc her body backward.

 

[bridgeburner]

Maintaining a mentality that doesn't scare people.

Exhibiting a mentality that doesn't scare people.


Hear! Hear!


-B

 

[Marquis]

Yeah, but you gotta maintain it. A few short relapses and you're off to be "healed" with all the other loons.

 

[bridgeburner]

True, but my point was mental health appears to be whatever other people say it is ---- which means that the only thing you can really do is try to satisfy yourself all the while hoping that nobody is paying any attention to that man behind the curtain.


-B

 

[Marquis]

You're a few steps behind my love.

 

[bridgeburner]

Some people prefer that. ;->

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Once you get yourself a few steps ahead of his love can I watch what happens next?

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Yeah, but you gotta maintain it. A few short relapses and you're off to be "healed" with all the other loons.

Nah, all you really gotta do is maintain your mouth. Don't ask, don't tell. That's how my mom kept getting back out. Really used to piss her off, though. She Knew what she was supposed to say, just resented having to keep her opinions about things, such as whether or not my dad was an alien, to herself. Her big mouth was certainly in My best interest. Occasionally had enough warning to be outa the way before she decided to act.

 

[rosco rathbone]

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Thank you Gaston. You just scared the hell out of every pyl on the board. i imagine they'll not enjoy knowing we have similar tastes. For informal, spur of the moment jackhammers, i enjoy a thumb bondage technique that makes the Archer's Bow all the more interesting ...

• Whisper for her to put her hands in the small of her back,
• Wrap a hand around her thumbs,
• Cushion the resulting fist in the platform created by her crossed palms,
• Pin her waist upon whatever horizontal surface you decide to rut,
• Wrap the remaining hand in her hair and
• Arc her body backward.

Yeah, I do that one except just grab both wrists in one of my hands. THe main part is the hand in hair/arc body. I also like to grab the skinny little neck in one hand and lean all my weight on that arm, both pinning her head and neck and freeing up my ape-like hindquarters to hump her animalistically....a pillow under her hips to elevate the haunches, naturally.

 

[Queen Bee]

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Yeah, I do that one except just grab both wrists in one of my hands. THe main part is the hand in hair/arc body. I also like to grab the skinny little neck in one hand and lean all my weight on that arm, both pinning her head and neck and freeing up my ape-like hindquarters to hump her animalistically....a pillow under her hips to elevate the haunches, naturally.

Those are both good. Another hold is to palm the ass flesh and forcefully shove up and forward, lifting the hindquarters. She must scrabble and find purchase on some surface, or else be battered headfirst into the wall.

 

[rosco rathbone]

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Those are both good. Another hold is to palm the ass flesh and forcefully shove up and forward, lifting the hindquarters. She must scrabble and find purchase on some surface, or else be battered headfirst into the wall.

*dismissive hand wave*

posterior intercourse 101 my dear. More wine for the Professor and I.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Whine

... More wine for the Professor and I.

Mmm, speaking of vintage ... how about "riding high" while she's face up with her legs clamped inside yours? No, not just through the first orgasm, nor the second, but continously? You know, running that dorsal cock vein over her pearl over and over and over ... Grinding the crown on the downstroke, so it bulges the bottom of her sex walls?

The best part? Laying her head down to sleep on that honey soaked pillow you mentioned stashing under her hips earlier when the Olympic Shot Putt event concludes ...

 

[Marquis]

Nah, all you really gotta do is maintain your mouth. Don't ask, don't tell. That's how my mom kept getting back out. Really used to piss her off, though. She Knew what she was supposed to say, just resented having to keep her opinions about things, such as whether or not my dad was an alien, to herself. Her big mouth was certainly in My best interest. Occasionally had enough warning to be outa the way before she decided to act.

Yes, that's what pure was saying. I'm afraid you've got some catching up to do as well my dear.

Ever wonder if maybe your father was an alien?

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Yes, that's what pure was saying. I'm afraid you've got some catching up to do as well my dear.

Read it. Just agreeing with it in my own 'blah blah blah' way. Btw, do you say 'my dear' the same way my husband calls me dear, through tightly clenched teeth, and/or sarcastically? (Sweetie is for sincere, dear is for not.)

Ever wonder if maybe your father was an alien?

Nah, but I figured in my mom's case, 'it takes one to know one.' (Or at least suspect one.) Guess that makes me half-alien. Luckily it seems to be a recessive trait.

 

[Netzach]

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*dismissive hand wave*

posterior intercourse 101 my dear. More wine for the Professor and I.

You should listen to the lesbians for we have so much to demonstrate.

 

[Marquis]

Read it. Just agreeing with it in my own 'blah blah blah' way. Btw, do you say 'my dear' the same way my husband calls me dear, through tightly clenched teeth, and/or sarcastically? (Sweetie is for sincere, dear is for not.)

No, I say it in the half romantic/half patronizing (is there much of a difference?) way that I use all my terms of endearment.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

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You should listen to the lesbians for we have so much to demonstrate.

As do we cocksmen to those that feel strap-on inclined m'lady.

 

[rosco rathbone]

All kidding aside...


I used to work with this guy Berice who was one of the great natural comedians. He'd say something only moderately funny, but then he'd bug his eyes out and collapse his body like a marionette whose strings had all been slashed, and whatever he said was hilarious...

One of his favorite themes was "shaping and molding" women's asses while fucking them from behind. He had a standard riff that never failed to slay me. We'd be out on the pavement at coffee and a "light skinnded sister" with a big kitchen-shelf stepladder ass would pass by. Berice would start to bob and weave like a shit-faced-drunk prizefighter, and reminisce in his odd Belizean half-mumble..."yo, Rob, when you're fucking a bitch like that,mmm you got to MOLD it, knowwhatI'msayin??...mmhmmmyou got to SHAPE it and MOLD it"(*demonstrates with lewd, apelike humps and simultaneous exaggerated motions like a pizza guy contending with the world's largest lump of raw dough at about stomach level, an act made hilarious by the enormous size of his hands---he could have palmed my head like a basketball and probably lifted me right of the ground*)...I had an old girl friend had no ass by the time I was through with her, SHIT!"

collapse into helpless laughter.

"I mean you got to SHAPE and MOLD that shit while your're hittin' it Big Rob.mmmmhmm KnowwhatI'msayin?? Damn. The brothers know that! Why you think all these nigger bitches got such fat asses! It ain't ALL riceandbeansandgreenBANANAS!"

long pensive pause

"Yo you been seein' all them chinese bitches around here with the big asses? Them bitches used to be skinny as shit. You think they're fuckin' with the brothers??'

"You know, I been seein' a lot

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How about a

SPEW ALERT next time, Gaston?

true dat ...

 

[Queen Bee]

long pensive pause

"Yo you been seein' all them chinese bitches around here with the big asses? Them bitches used to be skinny as shit. You think they're fuckin' with the brothers??'

Huh. That would explain a lot.

 

[Netzach]

LMAO....

fuck that's funny.

ghost of Stephen Jay Gould, meet Berice.

I wonder if I'm going to leave all the girls I screw with flattening paddled asses. Uh oh.

 

[Marquis]

"Yo you been seein' all them chinese bitches around here with the big asses? Them bitches used to be skinny as shit. You think they're fuckin' with the brothers??'

You're damn right they are.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I wonder if I'm going to leave all the girls I screw with flattening paddled asses. Uh oh.

Sounds like you and Berice need to hook up as a tag team.

He can plump them up, and you can flatten them down.