Large cock question

[desame13]

Thankyou for teh honest answer to my question!

 

[Corbal]

This thread has turned out to be a great read. I'm luvin' the back and forth between the men and women about measuring dicks....lol
just measured mine....it's 14 inches long. I tuck it in my shoe when I put them on in the morning. Haha

Your legs are only fourteen inches long?

Can't take a joke? Jump to conclusions often?

I can, I was 're-joking'

hmmm....hold on...I'm checking my journal...
flip flip flip
Nope...'spankings' never follow being called 'mean'.
I will grant you that the...semantic difference between 'mean' and 'bad' ('bad' often leading to spankings) is subtle, but significant none the less.

Thank You, Mistress Vindigo, may i have another?

 

[ADIDAS00]

Your legs are only fourteen inches long?
I can, I was 're-joking'


Thank You, Mistress Vindigo, may i have another?

You shouldn't make fun of short people!.....with gigantic dicks!

 

[Corbal]

You shouldn't make fun of short people!.....with gigantic dicks!

ROFL....you're four inches taller than me and I'm no slouch in height, Adidas! Now if we compared your actual height to cock size would you be considered gigantic or average?

 

[ADIDAS00]

ROFL....you're four inches taller than me and I'm no slouch in height, Adidas! Now if we compared your actual height to cock size would you be considered gigantic or average?

average I guess....* gets the ruler to double check.

Yup, I'm right there with everyone else.

Are you a large cock fan? You are on a thread with that name...just sayin'

 

[Denny Crane]

Now I'm an average size guy, 6 1/2" and fairly thick,

Doing internet math.... ::calculator buttons clacking::.... gives us 5.25 and a width of a tampon.

 

[Corbal]

average I guess....* gets the ruler to double check.

Yup, I'm right there with everyone else.

Are you a large cock fan? You are on a thread with that name...just sayin'

I knew it! All you fuckers measure! And, you're on the same thread. Should I be asking you the same question?

 

[discjockey74]

Showing proof should be required!

 

[Denny Crane]

And, since so many lit men have 12 inch cocks

If my cock was 12", I'd be doing a lot of cocksucking.

 

[Corbal]

If my cock was 12", I'd be doing a lot of cocksucking.

Amen*

 

[ADIDAS00]

I knew it! All you fuckers measure! And, you're on the same thread. Should I be asking you the same question?

What? I'm not ashamed to be curious as to how big everyone elses cock is. Totally nothing wrong with that. I wake up with a ruler in my hand, big deal

Obviously it's a hot topic...there have been like 10 posts in the last 10 minutes.

 

[Corbal]

What? I'm not ashamed to be curious as to how big everyone elses cock is. Totally nothing wrong with that. I wake up with a ruler in my hand, big deal

Obviously it's a hot topic...there have been like 10 posts in the last 10 minutes.

Grins*

Do you duct tape that ruler to your hand or hold onto it really tight at night in hopes you'll hit your record morning wood number?

 

[ADIDAS00]

If my cock was 12", I'd be doing a lot of cocksucking.

slurp slurp....lol

 

[ADIDAS00]

Grins*

Do you duct tape that ruler to your hand or hold onto it really tight at night in hopes you'll hit your record morning wood number?

I duct tape it to my dick and sprinkle fertilizer on it.....doesn't everyone do that? I can't be the only one. *crickets

 

[Corbal]

I duct tape it to my dick and sprinkle fertilizer on it.....doesn't everyone do that? I can't be the only one. *crickets

I.Just.Died.From.Laughter.

 

[ADIDAS00]

I.Just.Died.From.Laughter.

Way to go...laugh at the guy with a ruler duct taped to his member. This isn't awkward at all........

 

[Corbal]

Way to go...laugh at the guy with a ruler duct taped to his member. This isn't awkward at all........

Meh, I thrive off of awkwardness........

 

[ADIDAS00]

Meh, I thrive off of awkwardness........

It's seems that you thrive on posting a record number of replies on a "large cock" thread geez....

 

[Corbal]

It's seems that you thrive on posting a record number of replies on a "large cock" thread geez....

.....and you thrive off cracking me the fuck up! Stop and show your gigantic cock, already.

 

[ADIDAS00]

.....and you thrive off cracking me the fuck up! Stop and show your gigantic cock, already.

Tada! .....wait the pic didn't come through. Lemme try again.

 

[curious_me]

I've been reading the exchanges on this thread and it's just hilarious.
Corbal, you're making me ROFL. I'm at the dealer, and people are looking at me all weird. Lol!

 

[Corbal]

Tada! .....wait the pic didn't come through. Lemme try again.

It's Because it's to big! It barely fit in my PM box, ya perv!

I've been reading the exchanges on this thread and it's just hilarious.
Corbal, you're making me ROFL. I'm at the dealer, and people are looking at me all weird. Lol!

I couldn't have done with out Adidas.

 

[ADIDAS00]

.....and you thrive off cracking me the fuck up! Stop and show your gigantic cock, already.

It's Because it's to big! It barely fit in my PM box, ya perv!

I couldn't have done with out Adidas.

You're right Corbal...it's still downloading. Now that's huge! *Strutting

 

[Corbal]

You're right Corbal...it's still downloading. Now that's huge! *Strutting

Don't trip!

 

[Sir Victor]

Two men pissin' on a bridge, first one says water's cold, second one says deep too!