Large cock question

[GuiltyAsCharged]

When I was a skinny teenager a big package was embarrassing. In 8th grade I was sent to the principle with the allegations of being vulgar. My English teacher accused me of stuffing my shorts. The principle escorted me to the school nurse and I had to open my pants in front of her. The nurse was this fat lady in her late 50's and I could tell she was trying not to laugh at the situation. The principle was very embarrassed.

The next day my dad made a trip into the school and asked the principle if he wanted to see his cock too.

 

[Corbal]

When I was a skinny teenager a big package was embarrassing. In 8th grade I was sent to the principle with the allegations of being vulgar. My English teacher accused me of stuffing my shorts. The principle escorted me to the school nurse and I had to open my pants in front of her. The nurse was this fat lady in her late 50's and I could tell she was trying not to laugh at the situation. The principle was very embarrassed.

The next day my dad made a trip into the school and asked the principle if he wanted to see his cock too.

Yeah.....not as funny.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

Yeah.....not as funny.

But true.

It's a blessing and a curse.

Blessing in that I could blow myself.

A curse when getting caught blowing oneself by a very religious mother.

 

[Corbal]

But true.

It's a blessing and a curse.

Blessing in that I could blow myself.

A curse when getting caught blowing oneself by a very religious mother.

Pics or didn't happen.

 

[Denny Crane]

Pics or didn't happen.

Video would be better.

With a cum shot.


Take it bitch! TAKE IT!! <----- I want you to yell this at yourself when you cum.

 

[Corbal]

Video would be better.

With a cum shot.


Take it bitch! TAKE IT!! <----- I want you to yell this at yourself when you cum.

Sits and waits*

Popcorn?

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

Pics or didn't happen.

I'm not a kid that needs to suck his own cock any more

 

[Denny Crane]

Sits and waits*

Popcorn?

Absolutely! Buttered?

Please don't let Guilty get near it with his manbutter.

 

[Denny Crane]

I'm not a kid that needs to suck his own cock any more

Need and Want are two different things. I might not Need to suck my cock, but I would damn sure Want to if I could.

 

[gregy70]

I Can

This is why we usually stand to urinate - of course ...
Which doesn't work with an erection since it is pointing up, but it is not possible to
urinate with an erection anyway, there seems to be some valves in there or something.
Is this question a joke?????

I can do a wizz in the air with a boner, Gotta be outside on the lawn thou.
If peeing in a bowl , I stick my bum out , crouch down a tad & push my cock down & that does the job for me. It's a bit awkward & you can pee pretty close to the top of the bowl..but when you gotta go..

 

[MasterandSir]

I second that! And, don't google SuperHugeCocks.

Thats a private show only sweets.

 

[ADIDAS00]

So what's it gonna be today? 12, 14, 16 inches?? Break out your baby arms fellas....lol!

 

[sarahsimmons]

so who does have the biggest cock on literotica? can we have a thread with rulers or pics or do they frown on that here? curious minds want to know!

 

[discjockey74]

Good idea!!!!

 

[wild-thing]

Can we measure using metric? It sounds so much bigger.

 

[ADIDAS00]

so who does have the biggest cock on literotica? can we have a thread with rulers or pics or do they frown on that here? curious minds want to know!

I've got a ruler duct taped to mine...see previous pages

.....I need to get a second ruler, I ran out of room on this one. Be right back!

 

[ADIDAS00]

Can we measure using metric? It sounds so much bigger.

Lol, great idea!

 

[_me_]

Oh come on..every guy measures their dick. I am not a guy (obviously) But If I had one I'd measure it.

Ha ha....Kate, that made me chuckle

 

[sarahsimmons]

sue me I just want to y'all naked! this is my church of big dicks-come on help a bored girl out this morning

 

[ADIDAS00]

sue me I just want to y'all naked! this is my church of big dicks-come on help a bored girl out this morning

Could someone help Sarah out!....geez, she's asking nicely.

 

[wild-thing]

sue me I just want to y'all naked! this is my church of big dicks-come on help a bored girl out this morning

i can only speak for myself, but here's one naked guy in the room with full wood ready to measure!

 

[Denny Crane]

so who does have the biggest cock on literotica? can we have a thread with rulers or pics or do they frown on that here? curious minds want to know!

I think there was a thread like that...I ran across it yesterday. Some guy claimed some length over 10 inches. He posted pics, but not with a ruler. It was damn big, for sure.

 

[LiterallyAngel]

Supprimer

 

[LiterallyAngel]

Supprimer

 

[ADIDAS00]

I have two yard sticks...you may have one

Thank Gawd! An angel to my rescue....I was lost there for a second, didn't know what to do