Large cock question

[ADIDAS00]

Don't trip!

ouch! I just stunned my toe on it....

whoever reads this is going to think I'm an ego maniac. Thanks corbal

 

[Corbal]

ouch! I just stunned my toe on it....

whoever reads this is going to think I'm an ego maniac. Thanks corbal

I already knew ya' were.

 

[ADIDAS00]

I already knew ya' were.

and yet you still conversate with me....

ouch, stepped on the tip again!

 

[Denny Crane]

Well I'm 8-9 inches myself. I just be careful not to touch the toilet. Or if I have to go 1 and 2. Just pull my dick out when finish peeing.

Doing internet math.....calculator keys clacking..... gives us 6.20 and slender.

 

[Denny Crane]

This thread has turned out to be a great read. I'm luvin' the back and forth between the men and women about measuring dicks....lol

just measured mine....it's 14 inches long. I tuck it in my shoe when I put them on in the morning. Haha

Call Guinness. That's a new record.

 

[Denny Crane]

I'm at the dealer, and people are looking at me all weird. Lol!

Perusing porn sites and buying weed. Sounds like a good day.

 

[ADIDAS00]

Call Guinness. That's a new record.

*clasps hands together and moves them from side to side in a victory dance!

Thank you, thank you everyone. I'd like to dedicate this to......

 

[Denny Crane]

Two men pissin' on a bridge, first one says water's cold, second one says deep too!

Thanks Grandpa Victor. Tell us another one.

 

[Denny Crane]

*clasps hands together and moves them from side to side in a victory dance!

Thank you, thank you everyone. I'd like to dedicate this to......

You really didn't have to lift it overhead, did you? Enough already.

 

[Sir Victor]

Thanks Grandpa Victor. Tell us another one.

Yeah well I know it is very old, but the humor here is not much better, lol!

 

[Denny Crane]

Yeah well I know it is very old, but the humor here is not much better, lol!

We just need to make sure to throw this in at the end of each joke, so we know when to laugh. http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[Corbal]

We just need to make sure to throw this in at the end of each joke, so we know when to laugh. http://instantrimshot.com/

Go ahead and permanently put that in your sigline.

 

[Denny Crane]

Go ahead and permanently put that in your sigline.

The link, or the whole thing?

 

[Corbal]

The link, or the whole thing?

Homour me.

 

[Denny Crane]

Homour me.

How's this?

 

[Corbal]

How's this?

Fanfuckingtastic!

Love it!

 

[Lady_Fiona]

All you have to remember is,

It always looks bigger from underneath

 

[Denny Crane]

Okay....let's get this thread back on track. Let's hear more about monster cocks and toilet fishing.

 

[Corbal]

Okay....let's get this thread back on track. Let's hear more about monster cocks and toilet fishing.

Pushes button*

 

[ADIDAS00]

Okay....let's get this thread back on track. Let's hear more about monster cocks and toilet fishing.

Yes, bring on the cocks!

 

[Denny Crane]

Pushes button*

I'm going to have to rewire that button. I felt that somewhere I probably shouldn't.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

When I take a shit my dick wears a shower cap

 

[Corbal]

I'm going to have to rewire that button. I felt that somewhere I probably shouldn't.

Your eye?

Yes, bring on the cocks!

Slut.

When I take a shit my dick wears a shower cap

mkay, I laughed.

 

[ADIDAS00]

When I take a shit my dick wears a shower cap

Now that shit is funny!

 

[Denny Crane]

Your eye?

Yeah, we'll go with that. http://www.extreme-physique.com/forums/images/smilies/smilestar9dj.gif