Literotica Reunion

[Fallen Angel]

Dixon are you going to just be a voyeur? I had hoped to see you use that 13".

Zeke would be heartbroken if I had to get a picture of him. He was after all born from Rodrigo's comments and my imagination but is developing a personality of his own.

 

[Rodrigo]

Hey there, Zeke, good pretend dog...Hey! Down, Zeke! Down! Goddamn imaginary dogs...

 

[Rodrigo]

My name is Rodrigo, I'm 5' 11 and 1/2 inches tall, I weigh two hundred pounds, I'm about five pounds heavier than when I played ball, but overall I'm in good shape. I'm 25 years old, an Aries. My turn-ons are walks on the beach, teenage girls, hard-core pornography and imaginary dogs. My turn-offs are mean people, rainy days, and imaginary dogs.

[This message has been edited by Rodrigo (edited 12-16-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Rodrigo (edited 12-17-1999).]

 

[Mrhappy]

Hey Laurel...Are there any Walgreen's out there? I've gotta feeling I'll need to re-fill my Viagra Rx before this is over with.

I can't wait for this ship of pervs to leave the dock. Can't even get any dirt under my fingernails 'cause I've chewed them all off in anticipation of this event.

As to descriptions...I'm not going to stoop to Rodrigo's inclusion of that silly little fraction of an inch. I'm gonna round up!! Even with my lack of mathematical ability, the only way my tool would get to double digits is to measure in millimeters.(and that's with the Viagra!).
I am, however 6'1", 220lbs., dark hair, salt and pepper beard, blue eyes and gravity has been a factor in my weight distribution. I'm 49 yrs. old (DOB, Oct. 31, 1950), divorced (3 times...I'm just too much for them but I suspect not in a good way). I often hear form women that I have that Sean Connery look. Personally, I'd rather have his money and Dixon's dick. I have a strong heart according to my doctor so multiple doses of Viagra won't be a problem.

Lookin' forward to it!!

 

[Rodrigo]

There's a difference between spelling errors and typos, but thanks for the tip. Now shut the fuck up, you vulnerable bitch...That one's for you, Double X, wherever you are.

Yo, mrhappy, I'm not 6' and I'm not 5' 11". I'm 5-11 1/2, and I hardly ever stoop.

Finally, a message to Double X: "Come back, Shane...Come back..."

[This message has been edited by Rodrigo (edited 12-17-1999).]

 

[Southernhelle]

*5 years later* I haven't been online a lot lately, so....sorry for the delay. While we're all exposing: I'm 22, 5'11", long auburn hair, green eyes, 38D, with no exposed bone masses anywhere. I haven't even read the first part of this thing yet. I feel like I've been missing out on all the hype..but I'll be caught up in a few minutes. *s* Good to see this is still on.

 

[Crystal]

Hey laurel - its 09:00 on the 17th of December and I still can't see the Millenium Project posted. Wasn't it supposed to go up yesterday! I keep looking forward to it starting and it aint there (boohoo)
As to my description, well I'm anything you want me to be baby!!! (how cheesy!)
Love,
Crystal
xx

 

[Laurel]

It's only 12:50 a.m. here, Crystal...

it'll be up by noon my time...!

 

[Deborah]

Well, you may have seen my pic in the newsletter. With the whiskers. I apologize for accusing Laurel. It must have been the hacker who keeps screwing with your stuff. In any event, when I called up bitching Manu promised he would shave me as soon as I get to the Reunion.

I'm slightly over the hill (over 30) and was a skinny tall stick until my late twenties. Now some might call me voluptuous (blinded by the light in dark bars). Next decade I'll probably be described as matronly. Shit happens.

Well, I just went to the beauty parlor and the dentist, all in preparation for the Literotica Reunion. Now I have a flat head (you can set your beer on), no teeth (thanks to the dentist) and am three foot tall (kneeling). A perfect woman!

Geez Crystal, are you suffering from pre-orgasmic anxiety or what? I'm glad I'm not the only one itchy for the meta-orgasms to begin.

 

[Deborah]

I forgot something. Rodrigo, you speller extraordinaire, what is "had-core pornography" I wonder? Is it like a garden of Eden thing with the apple? Where the one-eyed serpent deceives Eve (not our Eve I hope)?

BTW, I have two real girl dogs and a Dog Pussy Protector (shotgun) to protect their chastity, just in case any of the perverts around here start playing tricks with milkbones.

 

[Butterfly]

Gee guys I feel like the grandma of the bunch here. I'll be 44 tomorrow, I'm 5'6" I'm brunette and according to most people that know me I'm a extremely happy person all the time. I love people and I guess as the saying goes...I ain't getting older I'm getting better..

well hopefully anyway. Yea, I'm anxiously waiting for the start of this, but also a little scared when it becomes my turn and who I follow. But, I'm packed and ready to have a blast (figure don't have to pack much beach house and nude beach???hehe!)
Laurel all will be trying to get on the site to get started reading Crystal's start on our hot story. See ya all there!

 

[Michael]

Butterfly, you're a spring chicken. I'm 47 and mrhappy said he's 49. I'll just have to remember to keep my character's hearing aid turned up so he won't miss all the ecstatic groans!

 

[Butterfly]

Gee thanks Michael, I think all the gals are younger but that's okay, I guess we could say we're experienced huh? You remember to have your characters hearing aid turned up and I'll make sure my character remembers to put her teeth in and pack the cane. Hehehe!

 

[Butterfly]

Welcome back helle glad to have you back. Sitting here reading the first installment and WOW it is hot!....sorry finished and it is going to be fun of course now patiently have to wait for Chapter two. Again helle welcome back glad your here and doing the project.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Happy Birthday Butterfly!!!!!!!!!

I hope you get what something good for your birthday

 

[Butterfly]

Thanks Fallen! I'm sure I will sometime today, if not I'll just attack him tonight

He bought me a beautiful watch for my birthday and this morning gave me a very beautiful card. So the other will come(cum) i'm sure.

[This message has been edited by butterfly (edited 12-18-1999).]

 

[Guest]

Dear Crystal and the other members of the Millenium Project team:

Thanks for such a great idea!! I am an occasional reader and haven't registered on the site, but an online female friend and I are working on some stories together. I hope to post them soon with Laurel. In the meantime, keep up the hot writing and let me know when you may start another project. I definitely would be interested in becoming a contributor.
Cugr79

 

[SpecialK]

Hi authors,

My chapter is looming quite near for the MP and I have been tossing ideas left and right (only to see some of them appearing somewhat in other chapters already). I think I have finally come up with something (even though I'm still working the details out) however it might offend a few people. Heck, I wonder if I, the hopeless romantic, will be able to pull this one off.

Please see this link to see what I'm talking about. I don't want to give too much away by posting here, but this involves the whole group and I don't have the email addresses for everyone.

K

 

[Michael]

SpecialK, does your link mean that you are thinking of writing a chapter involving same-sex play? Oh, my! That's shocking!

If that is what you meant, I appreciate your sensitivity in checking with people here. But if folks are agreeable, I'm sure it will spice things up, and I applaud you for being willing to break the ice in that area.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well, I'm not into men (at all) but, hell, it's your story...Don't really want to squelch you by offering suggestions. I do appreciate your asking, though, thank you for that!

Have fun with it.

 

[Laurel]

Ditto to Michael and Dixon. Thanks for having the tact and grace to ask first! Of course, that's just a formality... It's all right for an author writing in the Project to write whatever they want about other authors in the Project, because the basic assumption is that by agreeing to be a part of it, you're cool with being a part of the storyline.

The tricky area is when you're writing about people outside of the project, or if you were to turn in a story to me (not part of any of our chain stories) that featured BB people in a less-than-complimentary light.

Before anyone tries to call me a dictator, realize that people of all shapes, sizes, and sensibilities come to the board to be entertained. I enjoy all of you, and do not feel it's write for any of you to scare anyone else away from the board. Manu and I have discussed it in depth, and we both strongly agree that it is unfair and unwise to allow someone to rip other BB members apart in fiction. Like I've always said I don't mind heated debate, but nasty insults are really unnecessary. If one wants to insult people, fine! but then don't walk around wondering why people dislikes one, that's all.

If someone has this overwhelming urge to write something really vicious about someone, and they just can't control it, and the dictators at Literotica are taking away their right to free speech or whatever, then perhaps they should start their own site. They could set up a BB where you attacked everyone. They could fill it with stories depicting everyone they know as jerks, impotent freaks, and sexual deviants. It'd probably help them to get out a great deal of frustration and hostility. However, I don't think it would be terribly popular.

And K - I'm all for your idea. You go, crazy girl!

[This message has been edited by Laurel (edited 01-03-2000).]

 

[Michael]

"Well, I'm not into men (at all)"

Whew! That's reassuring, Dixon, because I'm not absolutely sure I could accommodate those 13 inches.

SpecialK, pay attention! In your episode, Dixon must have worn himself out and be off in a room somewhere napping.

 

[Michael]

"If someone has this overwhelming urge to write something really vicious about someone, and they just can't control it, and the dictators at Literotica are taking away their right to free speech or whatever, then perhaps they should start their own site."

Such a party pooper. You're just so damn picky, Laurel.

 

[SpecialK]

Dixon in a room by himself napping?!?! Of course not! lol!! I have better plans for him! <sly grin>

And I assure you, my whole little plot here will ensure that everyone has a good ole time. (I hope!)

I certainly have no plans to portray anyone in a negative light. I just asked because I know some people can be quite homophobic and I don't want anyone to read my chapter and be disgusted by what I have depicted him/her engaging in.

K

 

[Mrhappy]

I don't have any problem with whatever action you put me into SpecialK. However, I don't know how much good I'll be to anyone with a 'broke dick'!
Will somebody write hello_nurse into a therapy/healing thing for my thing??!!