Litmerick

[sensualquills]

My sweet let me tease open your plum
For of course you too should come
So let me unveilia
As I try to impaleia
And to my passionate touch succumb.

Oh I love you so much! Just like that!
You know how to cream pussycat
Impale me please!
My tension will ease
When you shoot your load thick and fat

 

[Kylan]

Oh I love you so much! Just like that!
You know how to cream pussycat
Impale me please!
My tension will ease
When you shoot your load thick and fat

Darling help my fingers inside you explore
I’m finding it hard to concentrate any more
We’re all in a sweat
And the sheets are quite wet
And just look at the time: half-past four!

 

[tungtied2u]

A lovely young lass on our block
Gardens year round completely defrocked
When she was asked for a reason
She said to bring joy every season
and promptly cultivated my cock

 

[FifthFlower]

for kylan (i wrote this tonight during my night class). By the way we should think of a fun title for our naughty limerick tale! I don't know about you, but I've kept every one of my contributions in a word document since the beginning. It might be fun to title our little series something the two of us (or three of us if fifthflower is game) can play on.

Sounds good. The Devil and Devilette would love to participate. They do realize, that although they are devils, they will have a hard time keeping up with you two. Nice job with the story so far.

 

[FifthFlower]

Modern Fling

They said she was gorgeous! Could they
Shoot some porn as she goes all the way?
Just for fun, and some money,
She'll cheat on her honey,
Enjoy how two strange men can play.

 

[FifthFlower]

All the Mushy Valentine's Day Cards Were Sold Out

That valentine heart looks more like
The round butt of a girl who would hike
Her short skirt to the sky
Without panties. You'll try
To smack that round ass for a strike.

 

[sensualquills]

Darling help my fingers inside you explore
I’m finding it hard to concentrate any more
We’re all in a sweat
And the sheets are quite wet
And just look at the time: half-past four!

I'm writhing with every sensation
Of your fingering stimulation
I love so much
That fluttering touch
And your deepening, penetration

 

[Kylan]

I'm writhing with every sensation
Of your fingering stimulation
I love so much
That fluttering touch
And your deepening, penetration

Good Mornin’ my girl o’er the ocean
The one I adore with great devotion
But I fear these differin’ time zones
Are playing havoc with my hormones
So come on lass, let’s get your hips in motion

 

[sensualquills]

Good Mornin’ my girl o’er the ocean
The one I adore with great devotion
But I fear these differin’ time zones
Are playing havoc with my hormones
So come on lass, let’s get your hips in motion

Come on Big Daddy, go full speed ahead
Your little heifer has plans in her head
She won’t be giving you
Any old screw
Tonight she has planned quite a spread

 

[Kylan]

Come on Big Daddy, go full speed ahead
Your little heifer has plans in her head
She won’t be giving you
Any old screw
Tonight she has planned quite a spread

For a moment my own schemes were misled
By an irrational thought poppin' into my head
I bet if the lads and the lasses
That are in your night classes
Could see you now, they’d surely drop dead!

But forget it, I’m carefree now to your history
On that bed, spread your legs in the missionary
I’ll give your nubbin such a strumming’
That it’ll soon be hummin’
Each nine letter word you've read in the dictionary.

 

[sensualquills]

For a moment my own schemes were misled
By an irrational thought poppin' into my head
I bet if the lads and the lasses
That are in your night classes
Could see you now, they’d surely drop dead!

I doubt a soul would suspect
That I could arouse and errect
A soul such as yours
Who loves and adores
A man of your sweet intellect

 

[sensualquills]

But forget it, I’m carefree now to your history
On that bed, spread your legs in the missionary
I’ll give your nubbin such a strumming’
That it’ll soon be hummin’
Each nine letter word you've read in the dictionary.

My heart races painfully fast
When I see the size of your mast
Bobbing towards me
And, trembling with glee,
To spread my legs, with yours, at last

 

[Kylan]

I doubt a soul would suspect
That I could arouse and errect
A soul such as yours
Who loves and adores
A man of your sweet intellect

It’s true that I think you’re a gifted lass.
And your rhymes I do judge as first class.
But let us not forget
You’re also a gorgeous Brunette
And have I yet mentioned I adore your cute ass?

But forget it, I’m carefree now to our history
On that bed, spread your legs in the missionary
I’ll give your nubbin such a strumming’
That it’ll soon be hummin’
Each nine letter word you've read in the dictionary.

My heart races painfully fast
When I see the size of your mast
Bobbing towards me
And, trembling with glee,
To spread my legs, with yours, at last

Your body writhing gives me such a thrill.
So today I’ll go shopping and a suitcase will fill
With dildoes, dilators
Exhilarating vibrators
And an attachment for my electrical drill.

 

[sensualquills]

Your body writhing gives me such a thrill.
So today I’ll go shopping and a suitcase will fill
With dildoes, dilators
Exhilarating vibrators
And an attachment for my electrical drill.

Oh My! You have all those tools?
Perhaps you should Air-France a mule!
To carry the weights
Of some of your crates
And carefully safeguard your jewels

 

[sensualquills]

But forget it, I’m carefree now to our history
On that bed, spread your legs in the missionary
I’ll give your nubbin such a strumming’
That it’ll soon be hummin’
Each nine letter word you've read in the dictionary.

I know how much you like my butt
It gets me all frothy as smut
To know you can see
That one part of me
I frequently try hard to strut

 

[Kylan]

Oh My! You have all those tools?
Perhaps you should Air-France a mule!
To carry the weights
Of some of your crates
And carefully safeguard your jewels

I have several implements for immoral slavery
And indeed some that look quite unsavoury
But the one that’ll surprise
You’re most beautiful eyes
Is the one that I use as a human aviary.

I know how much you like my butt
It gets me all frothy as smut
To know you can see
That one part of me
I frequently try hard to strut

That sashay of yours I do so admire
Is just one part that stimulates desire
For your other two bits
(I’m referring to your tits)
Fan the bonfire of flames even higher.

 

[sensualquills]

That sashay of yours I do so admire
Is just one part that stimulates desire
For your other two bits
(I’m referring to your tits)
Fan the bonfire of flames even higher.

My eyes are all ready enchanted
My halo is equally slanted
So I'll play along
And how ever wrong,
Your sweet little sins shall be granted

 

[Kylan]

My eyes are all ready enchanted
My halo is equally slanted
So I'll play along
And how ever wrong,
Your sweet little sins shall be granted

I fear that my performance has let you down
Let me make up to you with a night on the town
In a minute or less,
Slip on that short dress
That allows your bosoms to be nicely shown

 

[sensualquills]

I fear that my performance has let you down
Let me make up to you with a night on the town
In a minute or less,
Slip on that short dress
That allows your bosoms to be nicely shown

Your "bad words" have not let me down!
Where shall we snuggle in town?
You write very well
I hope you can tell
My way-shortened Alice-Blue gown

 

[Kylan]

Your "bad words" have not let me down!
Where shall we snuggle in town?
You write very well
I hope you can tell
My way-shortened Alice-Blue gown

Perhaps we could go sup vermouth
In an inn with a secluded booth
Where we can enjoy the perfection
Of our idyllic connection
And maybe a screw, if you must know the truth.

 

[sensualquills]

Oh what a sinful delight
Alone with you by candlelight
Your hands and your lips
Dancing fingertips
And afterglow lasting all night

 

[Kylan]

Oh what a sinful delight
Alone with you by candlelight
Your hands and your lips
Dancing fingertips
And afterglow lasting all night

Shall we go o'er to that shady alley
For some heavy petting and too dally
Over by that garbage truck
We can have a quick fuck
But we’ll have to watch out for the valet

 

[sensualquills]

Shall we go o'er to that shady alley
For some heavy petting and too dally
Over by that garbage truck
We can have a quick fuck
But we’ll have to watch out for the valet

Oh yes! Let's away there to spend
Some sweet alone-time and pretend
The trees will forget
You made me so wet
And how you took me in a bend

("in a bend" or "at a bend" do you think??)

 

[Kylan]

Oh yes! Let's away there to spend
Some sweet alone-time and pretend
The trees will forget
You made me so wet
And how you took me in a bend

("in a bend" or "at a bend" do you think??)

Pretty Lady, if I was takin' you "in a bend," or "on a bend," I'd be happy with either. I like the idea of you in a bend though.

Oh you do put me in such an amorous mood
But we shall have to be very shrewd
Watch out for anyone that passes
With those dazzling eyes behind your glasses
In short, keep them open or we’re screwed.

 

[sensualquills]

HEE HEE!!! I so glad, I do tooo.

That is, my Love, if we are seen
Unless you wanted that, I mean,
Let's go tucked away
So we two can play
And have no one know where we've been