Litmerick

[sensualquills]

We shall both have to party ’til dawn,
To find what end can be drawn
I’m sure we’ll both have a ball
But after you may not recall,
Quite where all your pubic hair's gone.

I've never been naked down there!
You want me to be naked... where?
I don't have the strength
To shave my own length
You'll have to do the whole affair!

 

[Kylan]

I've never been naked down there!
You want me to be naked... where?
I don't have the strength
To shave my own length
You'll have to do the whole affair!

You know I think you’re really hot stuff
So of course I’ll shave your muff
Then when I upend you Mistress
And get down to business
You’ll see been shaven makes great soixante-neuf

 

[sensualquills]

OH I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* my god you're wonderful!!!

You know I think you’re really hot stuff
So of course I’ll shave your muff
Then when I upend you, Mistress
And get down to business
You’ll see to be shaven makes great soixante-neuf

So excited!—Wish you knew!
How I salivate anticipating you
Keep holding on
Shave till it's gone
And tell me what you want to do!

 

[Kylan]

OH I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* my god you're wonderful!!!

So excited!—Wish you knew!
How I salivate anticipating you
Keep holding on
Shave till it's gone
And tell me what you want to do!

It would seem like most modern diversions
Have been practiced, and in many versions
So lets see if an Irish and Yank
Can get the world us to thank
For inventing some new perversions.

 

[sensualquills]

It would seem like most modern diversions
Have been practiced, and in many versions
So lets see if an Irish and Yank
Can get the world us to thank
For inventing some new perversions.

Oh darling perversions sound great!
Are there many left for our date?
My fantasies, all
Are against a wall
Or heavy, heavy petting till late!

 

[Kylan]

Oh darling perversions sound great!
Are there many left for our date?
My fantasies, all
Are against a wall
Or heavy, heavy petting till late!

I wonder if, my dear Erica
We should make it part of the curricular
For you to stand bold
So I can obtain a firm hold
And take you while you stand perpendicular.

 

[sensualquills]

I wonder if, my dear Erica
We should make it part of the curricular
For you to stand bold
So I can obtain a firm hold
And take you while you stand perpendicular.

I'm wondering how you'll take me
Facing my back or my tummy
It doesn't matter
You've got me a-lather
Your thoughts are awfully yummy

 

[Kylan]

I'm wondering how you'll take me
Facing my back or my tummy
It doesn't matter
You've got me a-lather
Your thoughts are awfully yummy

I’m beginning to think if I should
Create some item of wood
Which you might employ on hot nights
To give you carnal delights
Far beyond what an average man could

 

[sensualquills]

I’m beginning to think if I should
Create some item of wood
Which you might employ on hot nights
To give you carnal delights
Far beyond what an average man could

I've never played with a tool
(They didn't teach that at my school!)
So please do expand
That hard in your hand
I'll learn all I can of your jewel

 

[FifthFlower]

So Why Does Your Guy Like Her, Anyway?

I like the foreplay you two are describing, Kylan and sensualquills! Here's just a random limerick...


Her dress was too short. Her blond hair
And her smile made the lively boys stare,
Or they liked her because
Underneath her there was
Not a hint that she wore underwear.

 

[sensualquills]

Her dress was too short. Her blond hair
And her smile made the lively boys stare,
Or they liked her because
Underneath her there was
Not a hint that she wore underwear.

Oh dear! No lace underwear?
With her softly finger-waved hair
How much can you see?
Of her bare pussy
And did many boys see her there?

 

[Kylan]

I've never played with a tool
(They didn't teach that at my school!)
So please do expand
That hard in your hand
I'll learn all I can of your jewel

We’ll have to go out for some wine or strong water
And screw at some different quarter
For I fear your parents were so shocked
That when they seen me unfrocked
They said keep away from our booze, and our daughter.

 

[sensualquills]

So you'd have my halo come loose!
You Devil! To melt and seduce
Just isn't enough
You want my butter fluff
So put naughty angel to use!

 

[Kylan]

So you'd have my halo come loose!
You Devil! To melt and seduce
Just isn't enough
You want my butter fluff
So put naughty angel to use!

Would it not be nice to go find a glade
Where you could lay, your charms displayed
And if you got hot in the sun
I promise a screw would be fun
With the bonus of giving you shade.

 

[sensualquills]

Would it not be nice to go find a glade
Where you could lay, your charms displayed
And if you got hot in the sun
I promise a screw would be fun
With the bonus of giving you shade.

I would love be had in a glade
On a bed of earth that we've laid
And your soft embrace
All time would erase
Romping with you in the shade

 

[Kylan]

I would love be had in a glade
On a bed of earth that we've laid
And your soft embrace
All time would erase
Romping with you in the shade

You're stunning as any Rembrandt or Goya
And in the glade I would try to destroy ya.
I’d likely screw you twice
For in the nude you look nice
And then hide all your clothes to annoya

 

[sensualquills]

You're stunning as any Rembrandt or Goya
And in the glade I would try to destroy ya.
I’d likely screw you twice
For in the nude you look nice
And then hide all your clothes to annoya

Come on big daddy, go full speed ahead
Your little heifer is very well spread
No, I won't give you
Just any old screw
And tingle with each thrust of your head

 

[Kylan]

Come on big daddy, go full speed ahead
Your little heifer is very well spread
No, I won't give you
Just any old screw
And tingle with each thrust of your head

Oh, my head's in such a flutter
For dragging an Angel down to the gutter
And if your Bartholin glands
Won’t respond to my hands
Don't worry, I’ll use cocoa butter

 

[sensualquills]

Oh, my head's in such a flutter
For dragging an Angel down to the gutter
And if your Bartholin glands
Won’t respond to my hands
Don't worry, I’ll use cocoa butter

You've seduced me to play in gutter
Your thoughts alone make my heart flutter
If the world fell away
We'd still have today
To revel in the arms of each other

 

[Kylan]

You've seduced me to play in gutter
Your thoughts alone make my heart flutter
If the world fell away
We'd still have today
To revel in the arms of each other

You do so make my heart soar
And fill my mind with thoughts galore
But it’s the way you wiggle your fanny
In a way so uncanny
That makes my nuts in these jeans, feel quite sore

 

[sensualquills]

You do so make my heart soar
And fill my mind with thoughts galore
But it’s the way you wiggle your fanny
In a way so uncanny
That makes my nuts in these jeans, feel quite sore

Then free your home-boys, so they
Don't bulge there, just wasting away
In that holding cell
See how those jeans swell?
Encourage your juices to play!

 

[Kylan]

Then free your home-boys, so they
Don't bulge there, just wasting away
In that holding cell
See how those jeans swell?
Encourage your juices to play!

What I thought is I could up my crude ratio
By helping you rehearse your art of fellatio
But you must be alert
For a powerful squirt
Would make a right mess of this patio.

 

[sensualquills]

What I thought is I could up my crude ratio
By helping you rehearse your art of fellatio
But you must be alert
For a powerful squirt
Would make a right mess of this patio.

You send me straight to the gutter
You can't possibly fathom my lover
How I need you tonight
So show me how light
A touch it takes to make you shudder

 

[Kylan]

You send me straight to the gutter
You can't possibly fathom my lover
How I need you tonight
So show me how light
A touch it takes to make you shudder

You're so naughty you make my heart throb.
So don’t be perturbed by my thingamybob
You may take your pick
On how to wang my wick
Just mind your teeth while your doing the job!

 

[FifthFlower]

The Devil and Devilette Admire Their Progress

What I thought is I could up my crude ratio
By helping you rehearse your art of fellatio
But you must be alert
For a powerful squirt
Would make a right mess of this patio.

You send me straight to the gutter
You can't possibly fathom my lover
How I need you tonight
So show me how light
A touch it takes to make you shudder

The Devil tells Devilette, "Hey,
That guy's gonna take her today!"
But she disagrees,
Since she loves how they tease,
And caresses herself while they play.

Then the Devil says, "You're having fun!"
Now his stroking as well has begun.
"So how far can you squirt?
Can you reach my raised skirt?"
Yes, he can, as he helps her get done.