Litmerick

[Kylan]

The Devil tells Devilette, "Hey,
That guy's gonna take her today!"
But she disagrees,
Since she loves how they tease,
And caresses herself while they play.

Then the Devil says, "You're having fun!"
Now his stroking as well has begun.
"So how far can you squirt?
Can you reach my raised skirt?"
Yes, he can, as he helps her get done.

I am glad you are not offended,
For no malice is ever intended.
I find your lim’ricks serene
While this Devils obscene,
Because he finds the practice just splendid

 

[sensualquills]

You're so naughty you make my heart throb.
So don’t be perturbed by my thingamybob
You may take your pick
On how to wang my wick
Just mind your teeth while your doing the job!

How am I doing big boy?
I really like my new toy
And with one good lickin'
Your cock will thicken
And cause your load to deploy

 

[sensualquills]

The Devil tells Devilette, "Hey,
That guy's gonna take her today!"
But she disagrees,
Since she loves how they tease,
And caresses herself while they play.

Then the Devil says, "You're having fun!"
Now his stroking as well has begun.
"So how far can you squirt?
Can you reach my raised skirt?"
Yes, he can, as he helps her get done.

She's lucky to sit and view
The plot thickening with his screw
Will she join in the fun
Or just come undone
And finger herself till they're through?

 

[Kylan]

How am I doing big boy?
I really like my new toy
And with one good lickin'
Your cock will thicken
And cause your load to deploy

You really have a power so immense.
That I’m holding back and at my expense
But you better grab all your fun, for
I’m nearly all done for,
A common problem I'm afraid for us gents.

 

[sensualquills]

You really have a power so immense.
That I’m holding back and at my expense
But you better grab all your fun, for
I’m nearly all done for,
A common problem I'm afraid for us gents.

Have I been spending your sap?
I thought it'd be safe just to tap
Like a kitten on keys
The words that would please
Those two bouncing balls in your lap!

 

[Kylan]

Have I been spending your sap?
I thought it'd be safe just to tap
Like a kitten on keys
The words that would please
Those two bouncing balls in your lap!

You Wench for you know well I’m full drawn
So you better now scamper out to the lawn.
There I will use canine techniques
To help us reach our sexual peaks
By screwing you doggedly until the dawn.

 

[sensualquills]

You Wench for you know well I’m full drawn
So you better now scamper out to the lawn.
There I will use canine techniques
To help us reach our sexual peaks
By screwing you doggedly until the dawn.

Oh my, Love, I'll bend right in half
My feet planted firm 'gainst your calf
And if I beg
Oh please, won't you peg
Your baby girl with your great staff

 

[Kylan]

Oh my, Love, I'll bend right in half
My feet planted firm 'gainst your calf
And if I beg
Oh please, won't you peg
Your baby girl with your great staff

I know well how you value honesty
So I must confess that I felt so zesty.
I’m truly sorry I’ve come
All over your bum
Shall we call it a fuck, or a travesty?

 

[sensualquills]

I know well how you value honesty
So I must confess that I felt so zesty.
I’m truly sorry I’ve come
All over your bum
Shall we call it a fuck, or a travesty?

I like an old-fashioned lay
You make me feel naughty to say
No missionary
My Devil, don't terry
And do me again right away

 

[FifthFlower]

On Deciding How Many Saw Her

Oh dear! No lace underwear?
With her softly finger-waved hair
How much can you see?
Of her bare pussy
And did many boys see her there?

All I know is her dress was quite small,
And got stares from all guys in the hall.
So I'll have to surmise,
Since each guy has two eyes,
She was wildly enjoyed by them all.

 

[sensualquills]

for kylan (i wrote this tonight during my night class). By the way we should think of a fun title for our naughty limerick tale! I don't know about you, but I've kept every one of my contributions in a word document since the beginning. It might be fun to title our little series something the two of us (or three of us if fifthflower is game) can play on.


I was trying to listen in class
But you couldn't stop touching my ass
I'd look back and glare
But you didn't care
Determined to distract your lass

 

[Kylan]

I like an old-fashioned lay
You make me feel naughty to say
No missionary
My Devil, don't terry
And do me again right away

My love who’s far dearer to me than treasure
Let's find a room we can screw in at leisure
For my sweet scarlet maid
Riding you in this glade
To that mangy cur I fear is causing displeasure!

 

[sensualquills]

My love who’s far dearer to me than treasure
Let's find a room we can screw in at leisure
For my sweet scarlet maid
Riding you in this glade
To that mangy cur I fear is causing displeasure!

After romping with you in the clover
If you find a room, I'll come over
Sweet lover of mine
You have a divine
And wicked way that works me over

 

[Kylan]

After romping with you in the clover
If you find a room, I'll come over
Sweet lover of mine
You have a divine
And wicked way that works me over

I too have saved them all in a word document, and printed them off as well. It would be nice to give them a title, and I am open to any and all suggestions.


I’ll find a room where I can hang a red light
We can love all day and you can work at night
For you do look so good in the buff
And perhaps with enough folding stuff
Your parents will accept your dark knight.

 

[sensualquills]

I’ll find a room where I can hang a red light
We can love all day and you can work at night
For you do look so good in the buff
And perhaps with enough folding stuff
Your parents will accept your dark knight.

My darling you make a fine knight
I long for you both, in daylight,
And in the dark
What mischief we'll spark!
You bring me such tender delight

 

[Kylan]

My darling you make a fine knight
I long for you both, in daylight,
And in the dark
What mischief we'll spark!
You bring me such tender delight

I’m so pleased that you understood
For I felt my words were not very good
For you drive me to distraction, my Dear
By the way you wiggle your rear
Like a tart or a trollop or a whore would

 

[sensualquills]

Make love to your pussycat
Give it to me nice and fat
Am I naughty? make me see
How I've missed you're company
Boy, you know that I like that

 

[Kylan]

Make love to your pussycat
Give it to me nice and fat
Am I naughty? make me see
How I've missed you're company
Boy, you know that I like that

Your pantyhose style is first-class
My Darling, my own winsome lass
They make it pleasant to view you
But it’s damn hard to screw you
With those stockings up over your ass

 

[sensualquills]

Your pantyhose style is first-class
My Darling, my own winsome lass
They make it pleasant to view you
But it’s damn hard to screw you
With those stockings up over your ass

Why must you always adore
My ass when you could do much more
If you'd spend your sap
In the glove of my lap
That's what virgin pussy is for!

 

[Kylan]

Why must you always adore
My ass when you could do much more
If you'd spend your sap
In the glove of my lap
That's what virgin pussy is for!

I’m aware that it’s very remiss of me
To concentrate on that part of your anatomy
Well I know it’s round front
That you’d like me to hunt
My dilemma is I’m quite partial to sodomy.

 

[sensualquills]

I’m aware that it’s very remiss of me
To concentrate on that part of your anatomy
Well I know it’s round front
That you’d like me to hunt
My dilemma is I’m partial to sodomy.

On that I sweetly disagree
More than occasionally
If you could stray
From your buttocks play
It would make it funner for me

 

[Kylan]

On that I sweetly disagree
More than occasionally
If you could stray
From buttocks play
It would make it funner for me

I promise I’ll tickle under your belly
And that I’ll use ample Petroleum jelly
My Darling when it’s in
You’ll perceive it no more as sin
Also it’s not the least bit smelly.

 

[sensualquills]

I promise I’ll tickle under your belly
And that I’ll use ample Petroleum jelly
My Darling when it’s in
You’ll perceive it no more as sin
Also it’s not the least bit smelly.

And I don't doubt that you will!
For I trust, that you do aim to fill
My sweet cavity
To capacity
And flutter your fingers there still

I just hope for this as well,
You'll give me a chance to swell
The feathery filling
That I’m so willing
To orgasm for you, can’t you tell?

 

[sensualquills]

Up, up, and away
My Lover, i say
For alas i must go
I shall miss you so
But my hours of sleep tick away!
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It's so hard for me
Because I like what i see
And the image I take
Will keep me awake
And arouse my fantasy

 

[Kylan]

And I don't doubt that you will!
For I trust, that you do aim to fill
My sweet cavity
To capacity
And flutter your fingers there still

I just hope for this as well,
You'll give me a chance to swell
The feathery filling
That I’m so willing
To orgasm for you, can’t you tell?

My sweet let me tease open your plum
For of course you too should come
So let me unveilia
As I try to impaleia
And to my passionate touch succumb.