Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

This is interesting to me. I thought everyone knew who Ron Jeremy is. He’s probably the most prolific porn star of all time. Imagine if Wario really let himself go, but had a SUPER big dick and sexually assaulted girls in his spare time… that’s Ron Jeremy.

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Oh, fuck off! I had heard of him, but never actually seen him in any capacity. I want to scrub my eyes with steel wool now and then rinse with bleach. I’d watch skeletor blowies any day over just seeing that guy’s face again knowing what I’ve heard about him 🤮
 
May that be the only comparison I ever have to an American possum. Those things are fugly.

Look, I’m not positive. Mick Jagger did allegedly take a dip in David Bowie. So I guess it’s not entirely unlikely he had a wee poke at Tyler’s mouth. 🤷🏻‍♀️
“A wee poke” is cracking me up and probably needs to be on the list of things you don’t want your genitals described as. Is there a sub category for most polite and proper genital insult?

Also, any time I hear “wee” anything I think of @Daisy_Love gleefully taunting deserving Litsters :D
 
My guess is the guy who discovers auto-fellatio at the earliest age most likely has the most blow mileage on his cock. By the time he graduates high school he has already gotten thousands of BJ’s (all received when he was 18 or older, as per Lit rules 😉).

Or does blowing yourself not count?

What about a double blowjob? If two girls blow you at the same time does that count as two or one?

I also have to assume the gay community has the straight community beat by miles.

Are we counting blowjobs by completion, or any time a cock slips through a pair of lips?

What are the ground rules for a blowjob?
 
My guess is the guy who discovers auto-fellatio at the earliest age most likely has the most blow mileage on his cock. By the time he graduates high school he has already gotten thousands of BJ’s (all received when he was 18 or older, as per Lit rules 😉).

Or does blowing yourself not count?

What about a double blowjob? If two girls blow you at the same time does that count as two or one?

I also have to assume the gay community has the straight community beat by miles.

Are we counting blowjobs by completion, or any time a cock slips through a pair of lips?

What are the ground rules for a blowjob?
I'm willing to watch you try and blow yourself. For science and all. Then I can count how many times you have an orgasm and report back here. :love:
 
My guess is the guy who discovers auto-fellatio at the earliest age most likely has the most blow mileage on his cock. By the time he graduates high school he has already gotten thousands of BJ’s (all received when he was 18 or older, as per Lit rules 😉).

Or does blowing yourself not count?

What about a double blowjob? If two girls blow you at the same time does that count as two or one?

I also have to assume the gay community has the straight community beat by miles.

Are we counting blowjobs by completion, or any time a cock slips through a pair of lips?

What are the ground rules for a blowjob?

I would say it this way (and I guess there are two parts that show different things)…

How many times has your dick been in someone’s mouth? This shows how many times you’ve gotten a blowjob. I mean, it could be a married person who gets blown a lot and they hold the record. Hahaha. Totally fucking kidding.

How many different sets of lips have you had on your cock? This shows the real question we want to know. How many different people have blown you.
 
Okay, I’ve been corrected. I need to amend this…

I need to add a third definition, which is the most proper one.

How many times has someone sucked your dick to completion?
 
Same same.

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Who do you think has received more mouth hugs than anyone else? Probably some Arab sheik or Egyptian king with a 20+ girl harem and a raging sex drive. Mathematically it seems the most likely.
How many times has your dick been in someone’s mouth? Countless. Active sex with my wife for over thirty years.
How many different sets of lips have you had on your cock? Just one. But she's so damn good at it that I don't even feel I've missed out.
How many times has someone sucked your dick to completion? It really depends on just how wound up I've gotten her. I'd say one time in twenty. It's not the part of it she enjoys, but she knows I love it and wants to please me.
 
Same same.
This discussion fascinates me. We must be from totally different eras or cultures, or something.

When I was in high school, a blowjob was only marginally more rare than french kissing, lol. Not many girls would fuck you, but a bj was easy to come by. Even for a dork like me. Lol

Re: Gene Simmons - I can count my sex partners on two hands without repeating digits, but I'm pretty sure I've had over 5000 BJ's in my life. I *think*, anyway... Maybe not quite that many, but too many to count.

Best day was in college. My girlfriend gave me 9 in a day while we were housesitting. My pace has slowed considerably since then, but I find it amazing that people don't get BJ's to completion. I think you all are pulling my leg.

No, not *that* leg.

(Disclosure - I am a musician, so maybe that affects my point of view? I don't really think so, though.)
 
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It was rumored that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed to give himself head throughout my high school.
I’ve heard the rib removal story too, but I haven’t heard it attributed to anyone. It’s usually just someone who says ‘you know you have to have a rib removed, right?’

I’m not sure about this rib thing. I think it’s more of a lower back issue. When I try to blow myself I don’t feel like it’s my ribs that are the problem. It feels more like my back is too tight, or my neck is too short? 🤔

I wish someone would do a study on this. Some people have long legs, some have longer torsos, neck length, height, there are so many variables . . .

I wonder if there is a common body type that can blow themselves more easily than others.

Cock length obviously would help, but I don’t think that is the common denominator. I’ve seen plenty of self suck videos to know that average sizes can be sucked too.

We need more data!
 
Best day was in college. My girlfriend gave me 9 in a day while we were housesitting. My place has slowed considerably since then, like l, but I find it amazing that people don't get BJ's to completion. I think you all are pulling my leg.

9? FFS man! How did you have any cum left???? By the end, she had to be sucking out your soul.
 
Okay, let’s clear this up… I was kidding about never having had a blowjob. Geez! Way to have faith in old pmann!

Lest we forget my lasting relationship with my favourite little cocksucker.

#NeverForget
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That attachment has me asking questions about your dick that I never wanted to ever have to think about...
 
This discussion fascinates me. We must be from totally different eras or cultures, or something.

When I was in high school, a blowjob was only marginally more rare than french kissing, lol. Not many girls would fuck you, but a bj was easy to come by. Even for a dork like me. Lol

Re: Gene Simmons - I can count my sex partners on two hands without repeating digits, but I'm pretty sure I've had over 5000 BJ's in my life. I *think*, anyway... Maybe not quite that many, but too many to count.

Best day was in college. My girlfriend gave me 9 in a day while we were housesitting. My place has slowed considerably since then, like l, but I find it amazing that people don't get BJ's to completion. I think you all are pulling my leg.

No, not *that* leg.

(Disclosure - I am a musician, so maybe that affects my point of view? I don't really think so, though.)
Why you Randy old man 😘
 
This discussion fascinates me. We must be from totally different eras or cultures, or something.

When I was in high school, a blowjob was only marginally more rare than french kissing, lol. Not many girls would fuck you, but a bj was easy to come by. Even for a dork like me. Lol

Re: Gene Simmons - I can count my sex partners on two hands without repeating digits, but I'm pretty sure I've had over 5000 BJ's in my life. I *think*, anyway... Maybe not quite that many, but too many to count.

Best day was in college. My girlfriend gave me 9 in a day while we were housesitting. My place has slowed considerably since then, like l, but I find it amazing that people don't get BJ's to completion. I think you all are pulling my leg.

No, not *that* leg.

(Disclosure - I am a musician, so maybe that affects my point of view? I don't really think so, though.)
I'd much rather hand over my vag than my mouth 🙋
 
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