Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[LadyLascivious1]

This discussion fascinates me. We must be from totally different eras or cultures, or something.

When I was in high school, a blowjob was only marginally more rare than french kissing, lol. Not many girls would fuck you, but a bj was easy to come by. Even for a dork like me. Lol

Re: Gene Simmons - I can count my sex partners on two hands without repeating digits, but I'm pretty sure I've had over 5000 BJ's in my life. I *think*, anyway... Maybe not quite that many, but too many to count.

Best day was in college. My girlfriend gave me 9 in a day while we were housesitting. My place has slowed considerably since then, like l, but I find it amazing that people don't get BJ's to completion. I think you all are pulling my leg.

No, not *that* leg.

(Disclosure - I am a musician, so maybe that affects my point of view? I don't really think so, though.)

I have to say this resonates with me to some extent. I was a virgin until college by choice, but I loved giving my high school boyfriend blow jobs. Unless we couldn’t find any privacy, and we were great at finding a dark corner almost anywhere, there was completion at least once every time we saw each other in the two plus years we were together. Even once we started having sex, it’s was still almost just as frequent.

 

[alwaysaway]

That attachment has me asking questions about your dick that I never wanted to ever have to think about...

He used that Shopvac so much, his dick is actually stretched out and flat with permanent bruising. Just like his AV.

 

[RandallOldman]

I have to say this resonates with me to some extent. I was a virgin until college by choice, but I loved giving my high school boyfriend blow jobs. Unless we couldn’t find any privacy, and we were great at finding a dark corner almost anywhere, there was completion at least once every time we saw each other in the two plus years we were together. Even once we started having sex, it’s was still almost just as frequent.

Yes, exactly! That's just kind of the way it was in the time and place I came of age.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Can we skip the discussion and just go straight to the blowies?

When I first read pman's query, all I could think of in terms of answers was this scene

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'd much rather hand over my vag than my mouth

We know. We know.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

He used that Shopvac so much, his dick is actually stretched out and flat with permanent bruising. Just like his AV.

I’m now picturing Canadian beaver tails. Thank you for THAT image

 

[alwaysaway]

I’m now picturing Canadian beaver tails. Thank you for THAT image

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When his herpes flare up, it definitely resembles the top right.

 

[Lord Pmann]

When his herpes flare up, it definitely resembles the top right.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

When his herpes flare up, it definitely resembles the top right.

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I stand corrected. A penis really can look like a sunset.

 

[alwaysaway]

I stand corrected. A penis really can look like a sunset.

It definitely looks on fire.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It definitely looks on fire.

"His dick is fire," is basically what you're saying. That's some cool kid language you're using there.

 

[JerseyJade]

I have to say this resonates with me to some extent. I was a virgin until college by choice, but I loved giving my high school boyfriend blow jobs. Unless we couldn’t find any privacy, and we were great at finding a dark corner almost anywhere, there was completion at least once every time we saw each other in the two plus years we were together. Even once we started having sex, it’s was still almost just as frequent.

I miss high school.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I miss high school.

Yeah but I don’t miss sneaking out. Fuck that noise.

 

[JerseyJade]

Yeah but I don’t miss sneaking out. Fuck that noise.

I know, right? It's even worst when getting caught.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I miss high school.

I feel like high school probably misses you.

 

[Crowned_Prince_Of_Pleasure]

I miss high school.

I wish I was getting a great bj right now .....so hard lol

 

[Lady2020]

There's something about liking a man and appreciating his cock. I wouldn't want to worship just any man's cock.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You know the best part about getting a blowjob? Getting a blowjob.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I was very promiscuous... Ok, I was a slut ... I also have an oral fixation, so, I love giving blowjobs!! I would honestly say, giving head to me was a given if I liked him... Or if I was drunk.. lol..
I've given more BJ than I've had sex...
I was "younger" when I first learned how to suck. Taught to me during a 3way with my BFF and her BF at the time..
I get pleasure giving BJ's... Not many women can say that, I'm sure..

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was very promiscuous... Ok, I was a slut ... I also have an oral fixation, so, I love giving blowjobs!! I would honestly say, giving head to me was a given if I liked him... Or if I was drunk.. lol..
I've given more BJ than I've had sex...
I was "younger" when I first learned how to suck. Taught to me during a 3way with my BFF and her BF at the time..
I get pleasure giving BJ's... Not many women can say that, I'm sure..

Be prepared for your inbox to explode with a thousand PMs. It’s gonna be like a funky dick pic contest in there.

Also…

I get pleasure giving BJ's... Not many women can say that, I'm sure..

I feel like @JerseyJade has enough enthusiasm for all of the women out there.

 

[jason28053]

I was very promiscuous... Ok, I was a slut ... I also have an oral fixation, so, I love giving blowjobs!! I would honestly say, giving head to me was a given if I liked him... Or if I was drunk.. lol..
I've given more BJ than I've had sex...
I was "younger" when I first learned how to suck. Taught to me during a 3way with my BFF and her BF at the time..
I get pleasure giving BJ's... Not many women can say that, I'm sure..

In my experience here, lots of women love giving BJ’s who are on lit, but I don’t know if that translates to RL

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

In my experience here, lots of women love giving BJ’s who are on lit, but I don’t know if that translates to RL

From my experience, it's a big complaint about their woman... Not enough BJ's..

 

[hotwords229_A]

From my experience, it's a big complaint about their woman... Not enough BJ's..

To be fair, can there ever really be enough blowjobs?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Although some blowjobs are better than others and some partners are more into giving blowjobs than others, I have never had a bad blowjob.

Yes, you can use the word blowjob three times in one sentence!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

So, you want to discuss blowjobs. This reminds me of an old joke.
Daughter comes home from a date and says to her mother.

"Oral sex. Oral sex. That's all boys are interested in these days."

Mother: "You're lucky. When I was your age, boys didn't just want to talk about sex."