Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Taegul]

How to give a blowjob.

How NOT to give a blowjob.

 

[Lord Pmann]

To be fair, can there ever really be enough blowjobs?

Perhaps. My dick is VERY bipolar when it comes to attention. I’ve discussed this issue before. It’s all, “Touch me, touch me, touch me, DAMMIT!” Then, In a matter of 2-3 minutes, it just wants to be left the fuck alone (for just a little bit).

But mostly, I’m in agreement with you. Blowjobs are like $100 bills. There can never be too much.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here’s how you do it…

 

[JerseyJade]

Here’s how you do it…

OMG! That is so funny!

 

[JerseyJade]

Here's a fun fact... I wore braces when I first started giving blowjobs and I remember a couple guys were a little nervous at first. Also, I always got nervous back then when I had to go to the dentist for my checkups because I was afraid he could tell I was giving blowjobs from looking in my mouth. God, I was so naive back then.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Be prepared for your inbox to explode with a thousand PMs. It’s gonna be like a funky dick pic contest in there.

Also…

I get pleasure giving BJ's... Not many women can say that, I'm sure..

I feel like @JerseyJade has enough enthusiasm for all of the women out there.

I made sure to give her all of my enthusiasm

 

[ydahecnot]

Here’s how you do it…

That belongs on the deal breakers thread

 

[hotwords229_A]

On the topic of blowjobs . . .

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here's a fun fact... I wore braces when I first started giving blowjobs and I remember a couple guys were a little nervous at first. Also, I always got nervous back then when I had to go to the dentist for my checkups because I was afraid he could tell I was giving blowjobs from looking in my mouth. God, I was so naive back then.

Hahaha. I’m sure if the dentist could tell, you would’ve just gotten treated extra nice and left with a smile on your face and the dentist’s phone number.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Perhaps. My dick is VERY bipolar when it comes to attention. I’ve discussed this issue before. It’s all, “Touch me, touch me, touch me, DAMMIT!” Then, In a matter of 2-3 minutes, it just wants to be left the fuck alone (for just a little bit).

But mostly, I’m in agreement with you. Blowjobs are like $100 bills. There can never be too much.

It’s called recovery time.

#old

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s called recovery time.

#old

It’s probably for the best that guys can’t be multi-orgasmic. We’d still be working on inventing the wheel.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s probably for the best that guys can’t be multi-orgasmic. We’d still be working on inventing the wheel.

Sorry for quoting my own post, but I must admit that I think all of these inventions were created to get more blowjobs.

1. The Wheel- this helped the caveman get from one location to another to get to other cave bitches to get cave head.

2. Fire- this helped cavemen keep their cavewomen warm so they would be comfy and give blowjobs.

3. The Spear- this invention let the caveman keep saber-toothed kitties from interrupting blowjob sessions.

4. Irrigation- the flow of water helped cavemen get water to their cave so they can help the cavewomen clean off their faces from the caveman facials.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It’s probably for the best that guys can’t be multi-orgasmic. We’d still be working on inventing the wheel.

Oh, men can definitely be multiorgasmic. It’s rare though and probably the reason most men can occasionally take their hands out of their pants

 

[JerseyJade]

It’s probably for the best that guys can’t be multi-orgasmic. We’d still be working on inventing the wheel.

Um.. I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but.. I've made men cum more than once during a make out session. There's a little trick that I do when I want to make a man hard again and it works almost every time. I said, almost.. not every time, mind ya.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, men can definitely be multiorgasmic. It’s rare though and probably the reason most men can occasionally take their hands out of their pants

Um.. I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but.. I've made men cum more than once during a make out session. There's a little trick that I do when I want to make a man hard again and it works almost every time. I said, almost.. not every time, mind ya.

Okay girls. You’re sounding more arrogant than that pmann guy.

I mean, I’ve had orgasms close together. But only a time or two has it been back to back.

But I’m gonna need you to define make out session. Are you making out with his dick? Is that a euphemism?

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay girls. You’re sounding more arrogant than that pmann guy.

I mean, I’ve had orgasms close together. But only a time or two has it been back to back.

But I’m gonna need you to define make out session. Are you making out with his dick? Is that a euphemism?

I can't speak for other women, but my make out session consists of kissing, touching, more kissing and touching... and then my favorite thing to do... and depending on the guy, the time and my mood, more kissing and touching... well you get the idea.

 

[13Fantasies]

Huey Lewis.

Although I agree that some of the ancient harem keepers are probably up there

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Good for them. I don't care...... I'm happy with what I get.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can't speak for other women, but my make out session consists of kissing, touching, more kissing and touching... and then my favorite thing to do... and depending on the guy, the time and my mood, more kissing and touching... well you get the idea.

But you’ve not told me how this works. What are you doing that makes it happen twice??

Huey Lewis.

Although I agree that some of the ancient harem keepers are probably up there

Huey Lewis? I feel like that’s a bizarre choice. He wasn’t that popular for long. Why do you think he is the BJ King?

 

[JerseyJade]

But you’ve not told me how this works. What are you doing that makes it happen twice??

Oh, I'm not going to go into the details as to what I do to make it happen more than once.. so all I'll say about that is, I know a man gets sensitive down there after he cums, so I'm really careful as to what I do and how aggressive I do it until he gets hard again. Like I said, it doesn't work all the time, it just depends on the man and how horny he is. Lucky for me, most of the men I do that to are pretty fucken horny.

 

[default24]

Oh, I'm not going to go into the details as to what I do to make it happen more than once.. so all I'll say about that is, I know a man gets sensitive down there after he cums, so I'm really careful as to what I do and how aggressive I do it until he gets hard again. Like I said, it doesn't work all the time, it just depends on the man and how horny he is. Lucky for me, most of the men I do that to are pretty fucken horny.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Right??? She’s keeping this a secret. Scandalous.

 

[default24]

Right??? She’s keeping this a secret. Scandalous.

I hate secrets! Unless they're shared with me and then the complete opposite happens. I call it the secret seesaw (trademark pending)

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, I’ve had orgasms close together. But only a time or two has it been back to back.

One time in my life, and it was while receiving a blowjob ironically enough, I orgasmed without ejaculating. An extremely odd but very pleasurable experience. She kept going and a couple minutes later I came again, and this time ejaculated copiously, haha. So I guess that may count as multi orgasmic?

That was with an ex who was a blowjob QUEEN, and actually who I lost my virginity to. She could deepthroat like it was nothing, and when I'd cum would deepthroat the whole time and just take it down her throat. F'in A. And outside of that she was just eager and knew what she was doing. I dodged a bullet, she's been divorced twice now, but man did she know what she was doing.

 

[Lady2020]

Dear Lord, just discuss your personal stories.