Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

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"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

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You know, it's funny...

I always thought the reason I shouldn't stick a petrol nozzle into my ass or mouth was because it was a petrol nozzle. I didn't realize that this reason was ancillary, but that the real reason was because it may have been in someone else's ass.

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I'm certainly never going to look at those nozzles the same now. 🤣
 
Maybe he is in a circus and is just fueling up to shoot fire out his ass? We shouldnt kink shame until pmann investigates and gets back to us with details.
 
Maybe he is in a circus and is just fueling up to shoot fire out his ass? We shouldnt kink shame until pmann investigates and gets back to us with details.
Yeah. Maybe he's an Olympic sprinter just trying to get that quicker time.

He sure does look like a sprinter IMHO.
 
You guys are judging him and maybe he's just a really literal go-getter. He went to some Tony Robins event and took the term "lit a fire under his ass" all too literally.
 
Moving along... I've seen a niche of porn about brides (and grooms) getting fucked before a wedding and it seems to be a meme about the bride walking down the aisle with another man's jism leaking down her legs or one of the bridesmaids with the groom's cum leaking...or the bride's mother...etc.

What is it about weddings that turns people on?
 
Moving along... I've seen a niche of porn about brides (and grooms) getting fucked before a wedding and it seems to be a meme about the bride walking down the aisle with another man's jism leaking down her legs or one of the bridesmaids with the groom's cum leaking...or the bride's mother...etc.

What is it about weddings that turns people on?
Probably more of a side kink with hot wives genre.
 
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