Lord Pmann Wants to Start a Cult

[morelikeasong]

Luscious ! Devine ! Desirable!.
I hope I'm using the exclamation point properly lol

Have you been previously chastised for your exclamation point use? I can see why.
Don’t worry, Bubba. We’ll get you sorted out.

 

[ShaneoD]

Pmann, the day I will bother, I'll send you a telegram with western union.

Where did all of those shops go

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

See! "King" not "Lord" or "God Empereror."

No kool-aid, no respect.

Listen. The kool aid WILL be there. They just serve it at thee umm… last supper

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I am fascinated by cults. But I don’t believe in anything enough to fall victim to one. However im not opposed to hanging out with a cult. like at the Spahn movie ranch.

So yeah. Horses, lots of hot guys with big cocks and no houses made out of lettuce and dung. Electricity a must

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

I used to be in a cult. What I’ve learned is that most people in them want to let go of control and let someone else handle their day-to-day. So get really good at launching people into subspace

 

[Rob_Royale]

I am fascinated by cults. But I don’t believe in anything enough to fall victim to one. However im not opposed to hanging out with a cult.

I just watched the Netflix series on the Raelists. Fascinating stuff. The shit people will believe.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I just watched the Netflix series on the Raelists. Fascinating stuff. The shit people will believe.

Is it any good? I haven’t seen it yet

 

[Rob_Royale]

Is it any good? I haven’t seen it yet

Not bad. It's a French documentary so everything is dubbed, even when the speakers are speaking in English. It's a little weird. But yeah it's pretty interesting.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Listen. The kool aid WILL be there. They just serve it at thee umm… last supper

Want to have a drink with me some time?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I used to be in a cult. What I’ve learned is that most people in them want to let go of control and let someone else handle their day-to-day. So get really good at launching people into subspace

Did you really used to be in a cult?

I have questions if you don’t mind…

How did you find it?

Was there anything good about it?

How long were you in?

How hard was it to leave?

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

Did you really used to be in a cult?

I have questions if you don’t mind…

How did you find it?

Was there anything good about it?

How long were you in?

How hard was it to leave?

I’ll answer your questions in order:

Yes, I used to be in a cult.

I was born in it.

No. Well…maybe the food

21 years

Extremely. Lots of financial sabotage and a plane ticket later and I’m scot-free


One thing about cults is that it’s not rare to end up in another cult bc you’re unknowingly in a network of cults with different leaders. So I jumped in and out of cults I’d originally thought were job offers before I got out completely. Some friends I’ve made have been in similar situations where they think they’re going on a spa retreat or mental health getaway, only to be sucked into something sinister MLM style.

 

[luv2custrip]

Milord: I seek in vain for the cult writings. They must be:
-vague enough to be interpreted 813 different ways
-contradictory to each other
and
-have verses that can be put to semi-cool music.
I await instruction.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ll answer your questions in order:

Yes, I used to be in a cult.

I was born in it.

No. Well…maybe the food

21 years

Extremely. Lots of financial sabotage and a plane ticket later and I’m scot-free


One thing about cults is that it’s not rare to end up in another cult bc you’re unknowingly in a network of cults with different leaders. So I jumped in and out of cults I’d originally thought were job offers before I got out completely. Some friends I’ve made have been in similar situations where they think they’re going on a spa retreat or mental health getaway, only to be sucked into something sinister MLM style.

Thank you for answering this. This is fascinating.

Did you live on a compound or something? Or did you get to live wherever?

Also, on a scale of CrossFit to Heavens Gate, where do you say your cult fell in terms of harm to its members? You could also use a 1-10 scale. Why did you choose that number?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Milord: I seek in vain for the cult writings. They must be:
-vague enough to be interpreted 813 different ways
-contradictory to each other
and
-have verses that can be put to semi-cool music.
I await instruction.

I’m a musician, so I can definitely put some of this to writing. But you’re right, I need some good cult writings.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am fascinated by cults. But I don’t believe in anything enough to fall victim to one. However im not opposed to hanging out with a cult. like at the Spahn movie ranch.

So yeah. Horses, lots of hot guys with big cocks and no houses made out of lettuce and dung. Electricity a must

Spahn ranch is overrated. Scariest thing about it is the other people who like to visit it. Just saying.

 

[luv2custrip]

I’m a musician, so I can definitely put some of this to writing. But you’re right, I need some good cult writings.

Me me me! Pick me! Call me Matthew Mark Luke John.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not bad. It's a French documentary so everything is dubbed, even when the speakers are speaking in English. It's a little weird. But yeah it's pretty interesting.

Ugh. That sour like a LOT of work

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Spahn ranch is overrated. Scariest thing about it is the other people who like to visit it. Just saying.

Yeeeeahhh, but there’s something appealing about a cult living there in exchange for barn chores. But those horse better have been well taken care of

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeeeeahhh, but there’s something appealing about a cult living there in exchange for barn chores. But those horse better have been well taken care of

I’m all for communal living. Just not sure that the archetype to follow. I have been eyeing a silent weekend retreat at a local Buddhist temple. Though that’s not ideal either for many reasons.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m all for communal living. Just not sure that the archetype to follow. I have been eyeing a silent weekend retreat at a local Buddhist temple. Though that’s not ideal either for many reasons.

This post makes me want to mime jerking off

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This post makes me want to mime jerking off

Yeah, that’s fair. I mean really should be the rational reaction to most of what I post.

 

[Trubbycat]

This post makes me want to mime jerking off

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Makes sense. Otherwise it’s a “cock slither”.

It's acock flop...

 

[Lady2020]

I thought you already had.

 

[Renee1967]

So, I’ve been watching a fair amount of documentaries about cults lately- The Vow, Love Has Won, Twin Flames, etc.

It makes me want to start a cult, honestly. I mean, with my charming personality and knack for branding people, I think I could really be a great cult leader.

But it got me thinking about all the things that make a good cult. And different people want different things. As the leader, I’m mostly concerned with sex and money. Maybe a little power. But if I’m going to promise you some unachievable shit, what is it that you want to be promised?

I want to know what people are looking for in a cult. And do you think there was ever a time in your life where you could’ve fallen victim to a cult?

I've always dreamed of being one of those 72 virgins that terrorists get to have after they blow themselves up.