Maria's Boobie poems thread

[flyguy69]

They're slung low for speed like flyguy's.

I never said mine were slung low. I'd be shopping the training bra aisle, were I a woman! BTW, what exactly does a training bra train them to do?

 

[WickedEve]

I never said mine were slung low. I'd be shopping the training bra aisle, were I a woman! BTW, what exactly does a training bra train them to do?

Mine were never trained. My breasts are feral.

Where is maria who started this whole aboobmination?

 

[Angeline]

Mine were never trained. My breasts are feral.

Where is maria who started this whole aboobmination?

Unlike us she was smart enough to stay out of this thread.

And I'm still snorting over feral boobs.

 

[flyguy69]

Mine were never trained. My breasts are feral.

Quick, Bluesky, the net!

 

[Angeline]

Quick, Bluesky, the net!

goddamnit! coffee spew!

 

[flyguy69]

goddamnit! coffee spew!

Right in my face, too! Damnit, Ange, turn your lips before you do that!

 

[Angeline]

Right in my face, too! Damnit, Ange, turn your lips before you do that!

oops.

 

[Maria2394]

Maria put on a bra, ( not that is an aboobimation) and went job hunting..tell me, why are there no good paying jobs for barefooted blue jean braless women? its just not fair...

you guys are so much fun, thank you for allowing me to watch, and flyguy, that poem is terrific, I never had my boobies mentioned in a poem before, so I am truly honored,and expecially so to be included with eve's boobs, and anges and bluesky, and anna, hehe, we should start a boob quintet or somethin

 

[Angeline]

Maria put on a bra, ( not that is an aboobimation) and went job hunting..tell me, why are there no good paying jobs for barefooted blue jean braless women? its just not fair...

you guys are so much fun, thank you for allowing me to watch, and flyguy, that poem is terrific, I never had my boobies mentioned in a poem before, so I am truly honored,and expecially so to be included with eve's boobs, and anges and bluesky, and anna, hehe, we should start a boob quintet or somethin

Don't forget darkmaas.

I never knew he looked like Paris Hilton.

(oh and wouldn't that be a dectet? decitet? I dunno. Something exponential.)

 

[flyguy69]

Maria put on a bra, ( not that is an aboobimation) and went job hunting..tell me, why are there no good paying jobs for barefooted blue jean braless women? its just not fair...

you guys are so much fun, thank you for allowing me to watch, and flyguy, that poem is terrific, I never had my boobies mentioned in a poem before, so I am truly honored,and expecially so to be included with eve's boobs, and anges and bluesky, and anna, hehe, we should start a boob quintet or somethin

Tell me, how does a woman lament the lack of work for barefoot blue jean braless women on a porno website? Criminy, I feel like I should be stuffing dollar bills into somebody's avatar everytime I open the forum!

 

[Angeline]

Tell me, how does a woman lament the lack of work for barefoot blue jean braless women on a porno website? Criminy, I feel like I should be stuffing dollar bills into somebody's avatar everytime I open the forum!

Are you kidding? This forum is where the prudes are. Have you been to the General Board?

 

[flyguy69]

Are you kidding? This forum is where the prudes are. Have you been to the General Board?

Only when I accompany Eve to her nycdoctor for a hot beef injection.

 

[Maria2394]

golly flyguy, I dont think of this as a porn site, it feels like home, or at least where there are people of similar thoughts as me..ohhh, thats kinda scary

ange, youre a photoshop wizard, could you make me an AV with a huge pair of boobies and a tiny mouse peeking up? call it titmouse, or somethin, i think it would be cute

ps, if you can get dollars in my av, please do so!! Im way too shy to be a real stripper tho its a huge fantasy of mine, for years and years and years...

 

[flyguy69]

golly flyguy, I dont think of this as a porn site, it feels like home, or at least where there are people of similar thoughts as me..ohhh, thats kinda scary

ange, youre a photoshop wizard, could you make me an AV with a huge pair of boobies and a tiny mouse peeking up? call it titmouse, or somethin, i think it would be cute

ps, if you can get dollars in my av, please do so!! Im way too shy to be a real stripper tho its a huge fantasy of mine, for years and years and years...

You being a stripper has always been a huge fantasy of mine, too, Maria.

 

[Guest]

okay ya'll, heres a silly thread to compose poems about boobies, whether they are tributes to my beautiful set of 36c's, ahem, or just about boobies in general, please feel free to metaphor your teats away here, I just wanna look, but I will post my mango poem if I can find it

The visual animal says:

Prove it

The caveman says:

Me want boobie poem. now.

The Philanderer says:

Prove it and me want bobbie poem. now.

er.. they're all the same pervert ain't they?


freckles was my boobie poem... ya'll really didn't think it was about freckles did ya?


- neo

 

[flyguy69]

Re: Re: Maria's Boobie poems thread

freckles was my boobie poem... ya'll really didn't think it was about freckles did ya?


- neo

Nooooo... I thought it was about very small boobies!

 

[WickedEve]

Quick, Bluesky, the net!

That net won't hold them!

 

[WickedEve]

Maria put on a bra, ( not that is an aboobimation) and went job hunting..tell me, why are there no good paying jobs for barefooted blue jean braless women? its just not fair...

you guys are so much fun, thank you for allowing me to watch, and flyguy, that poem is terrific, I never had my boobies mentioned in a poem before, so I am truly honored,and expecially so to be included with eve's boobs, and anges and bluesky, and anna, hehe, we should start a boob quintet or somethin

I told A earlier that after seeing bb's netted boobs that this is war. I will not let my boobs, or any boobs, rest till I come up with a better boob av! They may be feral but they love to pose for a camera!

 

[WickedEve]

Are you kidding? This forum is where the prudes are. Have you been to the General Board?

Ah, GB, such sluts there, bless their trashy, little hearts. Now, I need to go find that pussy av I made last night...

 

[WickedEve]

Only when I accompany Eve to her nycdoctor for a hot beef injection.

Why would you be accompanying me? I'm not taking low-slung-speedo-boob guy with me.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Maria's Boobie poems thread

Nooooo... I thought it was about very small boobies!

Nah the nipple... the very best part of the boobie


(snickers @ maria's comment on freckles)



- neo

 

[tungtied2u]

Why would you be accompanying me? I'm not taking low-slung-speedo-boob guy with me.

That would be me? (I can hope can't I?)

 

[Angeline]

That would be me? (I can hope can't I?)

I'll take you there--but I stay out of the horny guy (and girl for that matter) threads. I look for poetry-forum type threads. On second thought, you might as well stay here.



(Eve, am I allowed to repeat what you told me about the amateur pic thread? You know when you said those men would compliment a mule's ass? Oops. I seem to have said it, lol.)

 

[WickedEve]

That would be me? (I can hope can't I?)

I'm confused. You're the low slinger? That's a different story. You can go with me. I like the way you carry your boobs. Not too low like flyguy.

 

[Angeline]

golly flyguy, I dont think of this as a porn site, it feels like home, or at least where there are people of similar thoughts as me..ohhh, thats kinda scary

ange, youre a photoshop wizard, could you make me an AV with a huge pair of boobies and a tiny mouse peeking up? call it titmouse, or somethin, i think it would be cute

ps, if you can get dollars in my av, please do so!! Im way too shy to be a real stripper tho its a huge fantasy of mine, for years and years and years...

I'll see what I can do.