Maria's Boobie poems thread

[WickedEve]

I'll take you there--but I stay out of the horny guy (and girl for that matter) threads. I look for poetry-forum type threads. On second thought, you might as well stay here.



(Eve, am I allowed to repeat what you told me about the amateur pic thread? You know when you said those men would compliment a mule's ass? Oops. I seem to have said it, lol.)

Was that me? I don't remember that. I think all that vibrating has screwed my memory up.

 

[flyguy69]

I'm confused. You're the low slinger? That's a different story. You can go with me. I like the way you carry your boobs. Not too low like flyguy.

Ooh, that was a low blow.

 

[WickedEve]

Ooh, that was a low blow.

Come close so I can whisper in your ear. "Underwire."

 

[flyguy69]

Come close so I can whisper in your ear. "Underwire."

Oh, i wasn't complaining about your blow job. I rather enjoyed it.

 

[tungtied2u]

Was that me? I don't remember that. I think all that vibrating has screwed my memory up.

Oh yes...the vibrating did it....I see...uh..huh...yeah...

 

[tungtied2u]

Come close so I can whisper in your ear. "Underwire."

So now that we've come full circle.....ZI thought we were trying to do away with bras.....underwire...underwear....... you know...
boobies....flying freely....unhindered.....delightful......delicious...

uh...where was I...

 

[flyguy69]

So now that we've come full circle.....ZI thought we were trying to do away with bras.....underwire...underwear....... you know...
boobies....flying freely....unhindered.....delightful......delicious...

uh...where was I...

All that spinning boob-flesh got you tung twisted up

 

[Angeline]

Was that me? I don't remember that. I think all that vibrating has screwed my memory up.

Oh yes. I recall all your memorable lines. I think about them and snicker to myself.

 

[flyguy69]

... I recall all your memorable lines ....

Thank you, Yogi Berra!

 

[Angeline]

Thank you, Yogi Berra!

I'm only Mrs. Malaprop when I type.

 

[WickedEve]

Oh, i wasn't complaining about your blow job. I rather enjoyed it.

What blow job?!

 

[WickedEve]

Oh yes. I recall all your memorable lines. I think about them and snicker to myself.

Oh great. Try to forget some of them. lol

 

[WickedEve]

Oh yes...the vibrating did it....I see...uh..huh...yeah...

I'm hooked up to some vibrating thing every night (medical reasons... m-e-d-i-c-a-l reasons) so I'm sure that's what did it.

 

[flyguy69]

Oh great. Try to forget some of them. lol

And now you forget giving blow jobs? Exactly how long were you on that vibrator?

 

[WickedEve]

And now you forget giving blow jobs? Exactly how long were you on that vibrator?

Well, damn! Did I say something about blowing? Did I? I don't remember.

 

[tungtied2u]

I'm hooked up to some vibrating thing every night (medical reasons... m-e-d-i-c-a-l reasons) so I'm sure that's what did it.

So what you're saying is you've been playing doctor.....

oh that's right...nycdoctor.......yeah he can affect your mind that way...

 

[WickedEve]

So what you're saying is you've been playing doctor.....

oh that's right...nycdoctor.......yeah he can affect your mind that way...

nooo, nooo, not the nyc doc. please, nooooo!

By the way, if you tell your doc that you need a vibrator (it helps to cure hysteria) then you can get your health insurance to cover the cost of a big jelly dong with 3 speeds.

 

[tungtied2u]

nooo, nooo, not the nyc doc. please, nooooo!

By the way, if you tell your doc that you need a vibrator (it helps to cure hysteria) then you can get your health

and your insurance is with......(reaches to have pen and paper at the ready)

 

[annaswirls]

Maria put on a bra, ( not that is an aboobimation) and went job hunting..tell me, why are there no good paying jobs for barefooted blue jean braless women? its just not fair...

you guys are so much fun, thank you for allowing me to watch, and flyguy, that poem is terrific, I never had my boobies mentioned in a poem before, so I am truly honored,and expecially so to be included with eve's boobs, and anges and bluesky, and anna, hehe, we should start a boob quintet or somethin

omg
in school we had "Pam and Jenns all boob quartet"

thank you for reminding me


I can teach you all the good songs, Ms. Left and Miss Right already know the words.

 

[flyguy69]

omg
in school we had "Pam and Jenns all boob quartet"

thank you for reminding me


I can teach you all the good songs, Ms. Left and Miss Right already know the words.

Thank you, anna, for bringing us back to the point of this thread. Somehow we ended up on speedo slings and jelly dongs. Why does that sound like a bar time order at an all-night bakery?

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

I told A earlier that after seeing bb's netted boobs that this is war. I will not let my boobs, or any boobs, rest till I come up with a better boob av! They may be feral but they love to pose for a camera!

there's more where that one came from..if you really want war

 

[annaswirls]

craving strawberries and cream

Have you beheld (with much delight)
A red rose peeping thrugh a white?
Or else a cherry (double graced)
Within a lilly? Centre placed?
Or ever marked the pretty beam,
A strawberry shows half drowned in cream?
Or seen rich rubies blushing through
A pure smooth pearl, and orient too?
So like to this, nay all the rest,
Is each neat niplet of her breast.

Robert Herrick- Upon the nipples of Julia's breasts

 

[tungtied2u]

Re: craving strawberries and cream

Have you beheld (with much delight)
A red rose peeping thrugh a white?
Or else a cherry (double graced)
Within a lilly? Centre placed?
Or ever marked the pretty beam,
A strawberry shows half drowned in cream?
Or seen rich rubies blushing through
A pure smooth pearl, and orient too?
So like to this, nay all the rest,
Is each neat niplet of her breast.

Robert Herrick- Upon the nipples of Julia's breasts

Delightful anna...what a gem.....

 

[annaswirls]

Thank you, anna, for bringing us back to the point of this thread. Somehow we ended up on speedo slings and jelly dongs. Why does that sound like a bar time order at an all-night bakery?

Naughty baker.

I once had a dream that I was jelly-filled.

However
I have always preferred Boston Cream.
or Eau Clair Eclairs

But
who was I to complain
I was not the one chin deep
in strawberry glaze

dust me with powdered sugar
nibble marachinos
feed me the drizzled white

 

[Tathagata]

Naughty baker.

I once had a dream that I was jelly-filled.

However
I have always preferred Boston Cream.
or Eau Clair Eclairs

But
who was I to complain
I was not the one chin deep
in strawberry glaze

dust me with powdered sugar
nibble marachinos
feed me the drizzled white

Is this the part where I offer you Boston cream??