Maria's Boobie poems thread

[annaswirls]

Is this the part where I offer you Boston cream??

as long as there is chocolate on top
and your guinness man gets a break,
even smilies need breakfast

 

[Tathagata]

as long as there is chocolate on top
and your guinness man gets a break,
even smilies need breakfast

That's a deal
; )

 

[Angeline]

That's a deal
; )

That doesn't look like a can of Guiness to me in your av.

Do you remember the line from Mrs. Doubtfire (great movie):

Mrs. D--Ah me poor father--the drink killed him.

Social Worker--Oh no! Was he an alcoholic?

Mrs. D--No dearie, he was run down by the Guiness truck.

hehe. that cracks me up.

Namaste' my dear.

 

[Tathagata]

That doesn't look like a can of Guiness to me in your av.

Do you remember the line from Mrs. Doubtfire (great movie):

Mrs. D--Ah me poor father--the drink killed him.

Social Worker--Oh no! Was he an alcoholic?

Mrs. D--No dearie, he was run down by the Guiness truck.

hehe. that cracks me up.

Namaste' my dear.

Lol
i'd forgotten that one
namaste' sweetie

 

[shyly curious]

Evening light wanes,
the shadows soften,
her valleys revealed.

To rest a moment,
basking in warmth,
skin to skin.

Feeling her heart,
quietly pulse,
breath sounds too.

Nestled and safe,
held close by her,
erotically nurtured.

 

[annaswirls]

That's a deal
; )

ummm did you already give him his break and I missed it?

seems like he is still chugging it down

let the poor thing breathe

 

[Tathagata]

ummm did you already give him his break and I missed it?

seems like he is still chugging it down

let the poor thing breathe

ok he's gone

 

[flyguy69]

ok he's gone

Where did he go? Anna may have felt bleeding-heart sympathy for his malt-distended belly, but I miss my little drinking buddy! He's got to have one hell of a bar tab though; I have never seen his wallet come out.

 

[annaswirls]

ok he's gone

oh no! I dont remember the deal!!!

eek!

I kind of miss him. But he needed a liver transplant-- godspeed little buddy...

okay checking on which part of my soul I sould

~as

 

[annaswirls]

okay deal is a deal--

Tath- can I have your Boston Cream, pretty please with chocolate on top?

I am not sure how you are going to ship it here. Seems like it might be perishable.






thinking of frappe-ing it nice and foamy in my blender with frozen strawberries and splenda for a nice yummy shake

 

[flyguy69]

Ummm, that Guiness is sounding better and better. No offense, Tath!

 

[Tathagata]

okay deal is a deal--

Tath- can I have your Boston Cream, pretty please with chocolate on top?

I am not sure how you are going to ship it here. Seems like it might be perishable.






thinking of frappe-ing it nice and foamy in my blender with frozen strawberries and splenda for a nice yummy shake

That was So worth it...
I'm having this post bronzed

 

[SeattleRain]

So T, what do I have to do to get that monkey to hold the playboy with ME on the cover?

I think he might need to free up a hand.

choices choices
do I drop the beer or the cigarette


cigarette will taste better later anyway.
although beer stains on magazine pages are a bitch

 

[SeattleRain]

Ummm, that Guiness is sounding better and better. No offense, Tath!

don't knock it til you've tried it flyboy

maybe I should start up my own juice bar....

 

[SeattleRain]

I love when people start threads like this, makes me feel so guilt-free about posting such nastiness. Designated nastyzone

 

[SeattleRain]

omg T

I think we might be onto something,
there might be a market for your Boston Cream
I found it at lit's store:



Peter North Decorator - Ejaculating Cock



WF0502-7 $ 57.00


Silky life-like water resistant skin texture
Fill scrotum and squeeze balls for life-like ejaculation
8.5 inches long and 2 inches wide
Variable speed vibrating tip for clitoral stimulation
Includes 1oz lubricant and 1oz toy cleaner
Comes with 9 X 7 inch personal photo of Peter North
Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)
Fill cock by pouring liquid in through the hole at the tip of cock


Inside the box, you may get a recommendation for a Cum Recipe that says:
1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk,
1 egg white,
add sugar until you reach desired thickness.

A customer emailed us the following info about that. They said: sugar in vaginas can cause instant yeast infections, and it can't be that great of an idea to load one's ass up with it either. A preferred substance would be plain yogurt. The PH balance more closely resembles that inside the body. Add water to reach desired thickness.



8.5 inches long 2 inches wide 6 inches around

yeah what does that customer have up their ass that they cannot take a little condensed milk??Send her some Boston Cream! Quick!



Question: Is there a wish list on literotica's sex toy spot? I am getting ready for Christmas requests.

 

[flyguy69]

omg T

I think we might be onto something,
there might be a market for your Boston Cream
I found it at lit's store:

Wait a minute... the "ultimate replica of Peter North's nine inch cock" is 8 1/2 inches long? What's next? Boston Cream Pie made with skim milk?

 

[Tathagata]

8.5 inches??
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

Let's just say I wouldn't be "filling" a cake ,I'd be adding rosette's


Give's a whole new meaning to swapping recipes though doesn't it??

 

[SeattleRain]

Wait a minute... the "ultimate replica of Peter North's nine inch cock" is 8 1/2 inches long?

hmmm wonder which end they cut the 1/2 inch off?

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

hmmm wonder which end they cut the 1/2 inch off?

rof!!

 

[Maria2394]

I love when people start threads like this, makes me feel so guilt-free about posting such nastiness. Designated nastyzone

yeah, Mz Rain, I thought you liked this type of stuff I heard a rumor, that you want to be the disciplinarian in my spanking school?? what are your qualifications?

I would have offered to let Tath be the first spankee, but I know nothing about spanking monkeys...

 

[annaswirls]

WF0502-7 $ 57.00


Silky life-like water resistant skin texture

damn can't you get a real one for $57.00?

 

[The_Fool]

Okay, no rock thowing....

I thought Disposa Girl needed a giggle....

And Maria needed a poem about her boobies....

And....fuck it....just post the damn thing.....


Fooooooool





Female figure, still, shaped in curves
Measured convex, concave, complex to the eyes.
Cloaked in smooth satin, shiny bright on shapely breasts.
Material molding tightly to her feminine shape.
Her smiling eyes catch and hold my gaze.
She moves towards me, sensuous movement on display.

Her body moves with flowing grace uncaptured by static display.
Her clinging gown defines her curves.
She catches me first with her sultry gaze
And offers me feminine style on which to feast my eyes.
My hands long to mold her convex, concave, complex shape,
But first they long to explore her breasts.

Teasing my desire, she smoothes her breasts,
Pulls tight her gown so all her curves are on display.
With slender hands she molds her satiny shape,
Each gentle caress guided by perfectly rounded curves.
She offers to me a feast for the eyes.
I have difficulty breathing and can't break my gaze,

Until her eyes recapture mine with her smoldering gaze
Long enough to slowly uncover first her smooth breasts
And then to bare her soul, but only for my eyes.
Confident in my desire, her body on display,
Shadows give way to light gently down her smooth curves.
Glistening skin in subdued light offering her shape.

We meet and find a timeless place that only we can shape,
Measuring out our need with every loving gaze.
I lose my place in mapping out her curves
Whenever I find my hands molded to her breasts.
But every part of her soul is open to my display,
Especially her love which is visible through her eyes.

Within the darkness of the night, I have no need of eyes
I know by heart every part of her feminine shape
As children know the taste of each candy on display
But she knows how much joy it brings for me to gaze
On the mounded curves of her beautiful breasts
As we pass through our lives on winding curves.

Display your charms for just my eyes.
Curves for which my hands can shape.
And let me gaze for hours at your beautiful breasts.

 

[Angeline]

Re: Okay, no rock thowing....

I thought Disposa Girl needed a giggle....

And Maria needed a poem about her boobies....

And....fuck it....just post the damn thing.....


Fooooooool





Female figure, still, shaped in curves
Measured convex, concave, complex to the eyes.
Cloaked in smooth satin, shiny bright on shapely breasts.
Material molding tightly to her feminine shape.
Her smiling eyes catch and hold my gaze.
She moves towards me, sensuous movement on display.

Her body moves with flowing grace uncaptured by static display.
Her clinging gown defines her curves.
She catches me first with her sultry gaze
And offers me feminine style on which to feast my eyes.
My hands long to mold her convex, concave, complex shape,
But first they long to explore her breasts.

Teasing my desire, she smoothes her breasts,
Pulls tight her gown so all her curves are on display.
With slender hands she molds her satiny shape,
Each gentle caress guided by perfectly rounded curves.
She offers to me a feast for the eyes.
I have difficulty breathing and can't break my gaze,

Until her eyes recapture mine with her smoldering gaze
Long enough to slowly uncover first her smooth breasts
And then to bare her soul, but only for my eyes.
Confident in my desire, her body on display,
Shadows give way to light gently down her smooth curves.
Glistening skin in subdued light offering her shape.

We meet and find a timeless place that only we can shape,
Measuring out our need with every loving gaze.
I lose my place in mapping out her curves
Whenever I find my hands molded to her breasts.
But every part of her soul is open to my display,
Especially her love which is visible through her eyes.

Within the darkness of the night, I have no need of eyes
I know by heart every part of her feminine shape
As children know the taste of each candy on display
But she knows how much joy it brings for me to gaze
On the mounded curves of her beautiful breasts
As we pass through our lives on winding curves.

Display your charms for just my eyes.
Curves for which my hands can shape.
And let me gaze for hours at your beautiful breasts.

somewhere disposa is swooning.

 

[Tathagata]

damn can't you get a real one for $57.00?

you can get mine for a 6 pack