Masturbators Anonymous...

How often do you mastubate?

  • Monthly

    Votes: 28 1.2%
  • Weekly

    Votes: 104 4.6%
  • Couple Times a Week

    Votes: 568 25.2%
  • Daily

    Votes: 762 33.8%
  • Couple Times a Day

    Votes: 502 22.3%
  • Hourly

    Votes: 9 0.4%
  • As often as fucking possible

    Votes: 282 12.5%

  • Total voters
    2,255
All fucking is Masturbation only

All sexual activity is only Masturbation coz the very first time is always re enacted all time. When fucking everyone is constantly imagining their first partner or first image to have masturbated to. At the time of Orgasm one is simply not there and for a split secong back to his/her first time orgasm. There is no difference in all sex acts.
 
Ok guys I'm horny as fuck because I've just put a story on the GLBT 'Has your secret ever come out' forum.

The wife and kids are at Hampton Court for the day so naturally I'm sitting here naked with my cock in my hand.

Here's what I'll be doing shortly. Taking the centre cardboard bit from an old kitcen roll up to my room. There I will plug up one end with kitchen roll put it under a pillow placed at the end of the bed then get into such a position on my hands and knees so that when I put my cock in it and fuck it I can turn around and see my spread arse cheeks in the mirror behind me.

Then I'll slip a lubed finger into my arse just before I come. Done it many times before, its absolute heaven.
 
Just had a great time camming for a friend who was on a family vacation. She watched me finger my ass from the privacy of the lake house, while everyone was out canoeing. I shot all over my belly, and then tasted it while she watched. Feeling the cum cling to the back of my throat as I write this.
 
Long time since I have posted in this thread, glad to see its still going strong.

Have managed two wanks today CD... Maybe another before bed :)

Love reading about your exploits guys.
 
Yeah, haven't looked in here for ages either. Working on the second of the day now.

Feels really really great, and I'm making it last. Roughly an hour at this stage. Really enjoying it.
 
I've got a few hours and it's time to start again. Hopefully it will be lots of fun and others will join in. Come on everybody! Play with yourself!
 
I just had a good hard cum. A sexy friend was listening on the phone as I rode my dildo, hitting my spot with every thrust. Soooo good.
 
I just spent my Monday at home (thanks hurricane Irene) masturbating from 8am through dark about 9 pm. I came so quickly in the morning drifting between sleep and the morning sun. I decided right then while cleaning my belly inthe shower to edge myself all day. I spent a full tube of lube (KY) by noon then showered off and started up again with hand lotion. Yes the KY got a bit sticky but it lasts longer. The lotion just seems a little more deviant to me, it was what I learned on and still love the smell. Any who I kept mycock onedge all day. Explored some fantasies and thoroughly enjoyed my body. Sigh.... Back to work.
 
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Hello, my name is bboygirl818. I am a perpetual masturbator. I masturbate on average 4 times a day. My record is 11 times in one day. I have masturbated in many a different spot, some in public places, others in bizarre locations. I've been masturbating since I was 8, maybe 9. I pledge to masturbate at work while on the phone with someone who is helping me get off. And I pledge to use one day to get to 12.

welcome to the thread. You have to admire a person that has goals in their life :D
 
im a masturbator and proud of it,i average at least 3-4 times a day and have been doing in since a young age and dont have any plans to stop either
 
Hi Im Image13 - I usually masterbate daily sometimes multiple times depending the day. I think it makes your energy for sex greater.
 
Hi Im Image13 - I usually masterbate daily sometimes multiple times depending the day. I think it makes your energy for sex greater.

It's like working out. The more you work out, the stronger you get.
Hi, I'm erikku31 and I average once a day.
For some odd reason this thread made me happy. Maybe I should try for more.
 
Hi, my initials at LT and I am masturbator... I do it at least once a day and more when I am on the road traveling... I spend on average 10 days a month away, so there are a lot of extra days when I can release stress alone.

** clicks subscribes
 
Forgive me, for I have masturbated. I am Poete. I have been masturbating since I was 6, when my mother caught and spanked me. I masturbate morning, noon and night. I masturbate after I lick and fuck my wife silly. I masturbate while lusting after my female colleagues, both the nubile tightbodied recent grads and the juicy jiggly MILFs and the bitchy little Asian ballbuster and the tawny shy conservative H1B programmer with the luxuriant fur and the Brasileira and the soul sister with the high-stepping legs to heaven.

I will masturbate while thinking of them all, serially and simultaneously. I will not stop until my balls are drained and my heart is purified by sated lust. I have but one cock to give for this, my chosen path. MastUber alles!
 
Forgive me, for I have masturbated. I am Poete. I have been masturbating since I was 6, when my mother caught and spanked me. I masturbate morning, noon and night. I masturbate after I lick and fuck my wife silly. I masturbate while lusting after my female colleagues, both the nubile tightbodied recent grads and the juicy jiggly MILFs and the bitchy little Asian ballbuster and the tawny shy conservative H1B programmer with the luxuriant fur and the Brasileira and the soul sister with the high-stepping legs to heaven.

I will masturbate while thinking of them all, serially and simultaneously. I will not stop until my balls are drained and my heart is purified by sated lust. I have but one cock to give for this, my chosen path. MastUber alles!

You forgot about the shy redhead that always blushes when you talk to her....
 
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