Masturbators Anonymous...

How often do you mastubate?

  • Monthly

    Votes: 28 1.2%
  • Weekly

    Votes: 104 4.6%
  • Couple Times a Week

    Votes: 568 25.2%
  • Daily

    Votes: 762 33.8%
  • Couple Times a Day

    Votes: 502 22.3%
  • Hourly

    Votes: 9 0.4%
  • As often as fucking possible

    Votes: 282 12.5%

  • Total voters
    2,255
I used to beat my meat a couple times a day. But now, for some reason I don't know, I jerk off only 2 times a week. I guess its age.
 
Oh this definitely my group

"I Luv Bunny, am a perpetual masturbator. I am proud to have sticky, sweet smelling fingers, as often as I can. My goal for this week, to make myself feel OH! so amazing at least twice a day" :kiss:

*and so far I've been doing it with no problem & more ;)...
:devil:

I :heart: luvin me!
 
"I Luv Bunny, am a perpetual masturbator. I am proud to have sticky, sweet smelling fingers, as often as I can. My goal for this week, to make myself feel OH! so amazing at least twice a day" :kiss:

*and so far I've been doing it with no problem & more ;)...
:devil:

I :heart: luvin me!

What could be lovelier than a masturbating luv bunny? Wish I could lick those fingers . . .
 
I remember the day I discovered the wonder of masturbation, thought I needed to pee lol.
I found the british porn mags the most scintillating especially late 80s and early 90s. It is the sort of stuff that I find modern porn lacking, or maybe its just me.

Even though I am married I still masturbate 2 to 3 times a week. BUT if I am stressed I find that easily increases, even with sex available I madturbate so much more when stressed
 
I'm glad to see there are so many masturbators around. I haven't been on in awhile but I'm fullfilling my duty today, starting with a nice slow session.
 
I'm new here . . .

I, D. am a masturbator . . . STILL! I'm in my 60s, married to an amazing young woman, but masturbate when she's not around, especially when traveling on business.
 
I go through phases. For a while all I want to do is jerk off to my own private mindreel of sexual deviancy and soak in the fruit of my labors all day; the other times I deprive myself of my hands and have actual good sex. These phases coincide directly to my marijuana habits...
 
I go through phases. For a while all I want to do is jerk off to my own private mindreel of sexual deviancy and soak in the fruit of my labors all day; the other times I deprive myself of my hands and have actual good sex. These phases coincide directly to my marijuana habits...

Such a poetic way to describe masturbating. It's much prettier that way. :)
 
Such a poetic way to describe masturbating. It's much prettier that way. :)

Dude, we are all made to be ashamed of it for some angle, but come on... I'm fairly confident we wouldn't all be doing it if it weren't awesome. This place rules because it's so aware of that.

Hehe, Patchouli... thank god.
 
Howdy

My names Joe Blake Dark, or just Joe...I voted daily...going to try some new things I haven't done before, good thread!
 
On average it probably works out to a few nights a week. Weekends it can be day or night. It really depends on my work schedule and how busy or exhausted I am.
 
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