Math

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Sex = fun + K

How's that?

I'll never understand why K was always used to represent a constant in mathematics as opposed to C. :confused:




So, fun + Potassium = Sex

Avocados and bananas make more sense now.



 
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
 
Math gives meaning to life. :D

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

OMG I love number jokes.

Well, numbers have meaning to everybody.

How else would you know if you had a Long John Silver?

Or the size of her boobs?

:D
 
Math at work.

Sort of like the "other" missing dollar question, it looks at the math the wrong way.

97+1+1+1 = 100.

49+49=98 - 1 = 97 for the shirt.

Or 49+49=98-97 for the shirt = 1 for me.

No missing dollar.
 
My contribution:

(and I think the sequence is pure poetry and absolute beauty...)

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:D :D :D
 
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