Math

[sun_sea_sky]

Now you're getting playful. I like it.

 

[NippleMuncher]

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[NippleMuncher]

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[NippleMuncher]

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[L8tnIt]

a riddle

Can you put Ten Horses in 9 boxes?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was certain this was going to be a Pmann thread.

You + me = we

There. Pmann thread.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I always did suck at math.

You sucking is a totally different equation altogether!

On the serious side, we have a lot in common, math was never my strong suit either. I'm competent, but don't start confusing the issue with letters and squiggly signs, 'cause that ain't math, that's a means of torture!

 

[PhilGarlic]

yes

Can you put Ten Horses in 9 boxes?

yes if you cut one up

 

[NippleMuncher]

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[Saucyminx]

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Hey that was the final from my high school 12th grade math class...

Tamra could slap a bitch. *nods*

 

[NippleMuncher]

Math tutor needed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmKdhSNXv8

 

[NippleMuncher]

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[NippleMuncher]

Like I said, maths is hard!

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[roleplayguy2013]

Read through the question once and once only; no going back to correct your math:

The bus you are driving begins its route with Zero students on board. It stops and picks up 2 students, then 3, then 2, then 4, then 8, then stops at a school and drops 10 students, then makes 4 more stops at each of which it picks up 3 students. When it get to the 2nd school, 6 students get off and it heads for the 3rd school.

The question is: What's the bus driver's name??

 

[Rother]

Dave. It's always Dave.

 

[BeachMomma]

I enjoy math, but I was always a little too pragmatic for my math teachers' comfort. When faced with the infamous train question, my answer was always: "It doesn't matter. When they collide, there will be a bunch of dead people."

Is the glass half full or half empty? It doesn't matter. Somebody has to wash that glass eventually.

You cut a pie into 4 pieces and give 1 piece to Anna, 1 piece to Rob, and the rest for yourself. How much pie do you have? My answer: What kind of pie is it? Teacher: Why? Me: Because if it's a coconut cream pie, I'll have the whole pie. I'm not sharing. Teacher: *eyeroll*

 

[NippleMuncher]

I enjoy math, but I was always a little too pragmatic for my math teachers' comfort. When faced with the infamous train question, my answer was always: "It doesn't matter. When they collide, there will be a bunch of dead people."

Is the glass half full or half empty? It doesn't matter. Somebody has to wash that glass eventually.

You cut a pie into 4 pieces and give 1 piece to Anna, 1 piece to Rob, and the rest for yourself. How much pie do you have? My answer: What kind of pie is it? Teacher: Why? Me: Because if it's a coconut cream pie, I'll have the whole pie. I'm not sharing. Teacher: *eyeroll*

My kinda gal, except for the coconut cream pie, you can definitely have my share of that! LOL

 

[Emerson40]

One of those "pre-register" questions to make sure one is not a spambot.

 

[Bramblethorn]

One of those "pre-register" questions to make sure one is not a spambot.

I think that one's from this site: http://random.irb.hr/signup.php

People using that site ought to be able to solve questions of that level.

 

[Emerson40]

I think that one's from this site: http://random.irb.hr/signup.php

People using that site ought to be able to solve questions of that level.

Wow, that is quite the Sign Up / register page.

By registering, you accept:
royalty-free right to use the downloaded random data in any, non-commercial,
imaginable way -- without any restrictions for academic and scientific use;
to reference to this Service in written works (articles, papers, etc.)
that somehow use or rely to random data downloaded from this Service; and
to abide by additional license agreements for each client application
(source code and/or executable) downloaded from this site.

Wouldn't it be funny if that was just a site where REALLY smart folk go to download short video clips of kittens and Justin Beiber FAIL gifs?

 

[NippleMuncher]

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[harry johnson]

I think that one's from this site: http://random.irb.hr/signup.php

People using that site ought to be able to solve questions of that level.

It's zero....had the argument been different it would be trickier

 

[NippleMuncher]

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[Mahboodah]

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Lol! Yes... I love math although I'm sure I've forgotten something that's in the quadratic formula.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Nine and five are numbers, nine plus five is thirteen.

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