my cock is so big...

[midwestyankee]

My cock is so big it has an agent, a publicity man, a hairdresser, and a valet. In fact, my cock is so big, Ellen Degeneres wants it on her show.

 

[bobsgirl]

My cock is so big it has an agent, a publicity man, a hairdresser, and a valet. In fact, my cock is so big, Ellen Degeneres wants it on her show.

I'm pretty sure Ellen DeGeneres isn't too interested in cocks.

Now, Martha Stewart, on the other hand...

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm pretty sure Ellen DeGeneres isn't too interested in cocks.

Now, Martha Stewart, on the other hand...

My point exactly.

 

[Nightbird]

My cock is so big Martha Stewart wants to fry it.

 

[bobsgirl]

My cock is so big Martha Stewart wants to fry it.

Is it white meat or dark meat?

 

[Cockyfox]

My cock is so big it makes Godzilla feel insecure.

 

[silverwhisper]

my cock is so big it makes republicans wanna pass a constitutional amendment. :>

ed

 

[Cockyfox]

on that note...

My cock is so big that even the mighty Fed can't stop the inflation.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah; my cock inspired republicans to develop the laffer curve.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

My cock is so big that when the Goodyear Rubber Company was in danger of going bankrupt, the federal government stepped in and placed an order with Goodyear for a single three-pack of condoms for me - and that saved the company and 12,000 jobs. And they say that Republicans aren't fond of condoms.

 

[bobsgirl]

My cock is so big that when the Goodyear Rubber Company was in danger of going bankrupt, the federal government stepped in and placed an order with Goodyear for a single three-pack of condoms for me - and that saved the company and 12,000 jobs. And they say that Republicans aren't fond of condoms.

I thought the federal government fucked things up--you mean now they're paying for you to do the fucking? Way to take the heat off of W!

 

[silverwhisper]

gods but i love this thread. :>

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

I thought the federal government fucked things up--you mean now they're paying for you to do the fucking? Way to take the heat off of W!

Not at all, my friend. Who do you think I'm going to use those rubbers on, anyway?

 

[bobsgirl]

Not at all, my friend. Who do you think I'm going to use those rubbers on, anyway?

Will you make him wear his cowboy hat and boots?

W might could be the one wearing the condoms since we're all getting fu---nevermind...

[/political opinion]

 

[TBKahuna123]

My cock is so big that he couldn't run for Congress because of the size of his taint. Hell, his Taint is even bigger than Tom DeLay's!!!

 

[mastagraff]

my cock is so big your jealous

 

[silverwhisper]

...it looks at the national debt and says, "meh, call me when you've got some real numbers."

ed

 

[MisterEdMe]

Slide off the bed until my FEET touch the floor first.

 

[Sarojaede]

...and ejaculating on the shores of tripoli!



ed

I absolutely cannot stop laughing at this one!

 

[silverwhisper]

my cock is so big...

...laurel and manu created a new subforum in am pics just to hold the pics!

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

his cock is so big...

it was used to raise the Titanic.

 

[HeavenCanWait]

My cock is so big that my girlie needs a stepladder to suck it.

 

[bobsgirl]

Scalywag's cock is so big that he posted it on the GB.

 

[midwestyankee]

Scalywag's cock is so big that he posted it on the GB.

And it 's so big that when he gushes he could "water" the lawn.

 

[Eilan]

my cock is so big...

...laurel and manu created a new subforum in am pics just to hold the pics!

ed