my cock is so big...

[silverwhisper]

...he asks eminem who the real slim shady is!

ed

 

[jadefirefly]

...he asks eminem who the real slim shady is!

ed

ROFL!! Oh, this is the first thing to make me laugh out loud today.

 

[molonel]

My cock is so big ...

... even your MOM was satisfied with it.

Oh yeah. It's that big.

 

[silverwhisper]

o yeah? well, mine is so staggeringly colossal that not only did it satisfy both the carlsbad caverns and the marianas trench but it also satisfied YM and YD.

simultaneously. :>

ed

 

[phoenix1224]

Well... My cock is sooo big that people regularly mistake it for the state of Florida.

 

[EJFan]

Well... My cock is sooo big that people regularly mistake it for the state of Florida.

LOL!

i've often wondered if anyone else thought that FL looked phallic.

 

[silverwhisper]

you know that scene in bachelor party, when the women are at a male revue and the unwitting bride-to-be's mother asks her server "is that the foot long?" the server smiles and answers "and then some."

my cock is so big he cries tears of pity for the server.

ed

 

[Nightbird]

My cock is so big..

Well just look at my AV pic!

<-----------

 

[bobsgirl]

My cock is so big..

Well just look at my AV pic!

<-----------

Your cock is so big you have to lasso it to keep it under control??

 

[Nightbird]

Oh hell yes woman! YEE HAW!!

Your cock is so big you have to lasso it to keep it under control??

 

[EJFan]

Oh hell yes woman! YEE HAW!!

giddyup.

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm suddenly reminded of the old arcade game, joust... :>

my cock is so big...i don't actually know just how big it is: when i get an erection, i pass out from blood loss.

ed

 

[EJFan]

i'm suddenly reminded of the old arcade game, joust... :>

was this the one that was animated rather than digitized (or whatever you call it)... it looked like a cartoon. right?

 

[silverwhisper]

no, i think you're thinking of dragon's lair: joust was a game in which you rode giant flying birds (perversely reminiscent of ostriches) and jousted against others doing the same. fun game, joust.

ed

 

[EJFan]

no, i think you're thinking of dragon's lair: joust was a game in which you rode giant flying birds (perversely reminiscent of ostriches) and jousted against others doing the same. fun game, joust.

ed

scary how much you know about this. you probably had a custom made atari, didn't you?

 

[silverwhisper]

nah, just a misspent youth. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

nah, just a misspent youth. :>

ed

all the hot chicks hung out at the arcade anyway.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

I didn't know you were in here. I thought I'd find you in the "My cock is not so big....." thread

stick and stone may break my bone... then limp it always shall be.

 

[Guest]

 

[Nightbird]

Joust is an awesome game! You had to push the button to get the Ostrich to flap his wings to gain any air.. And then he glided a tiny bit or dropped like a rock..

no, i think you're thinking of dragon's lair: joust was a game in which you rode giant flying birds (perversely reminiscent of ostriches) and jousted against others doing the same. fun game, joust.

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

ah, it's good that someone else remembers the classics...hey, remember sinistar?

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

hey EJ, i thought if you when i saw this link over on slashdot. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

hey EJ, i thought if you when i saw this link over on slashdot. :>

ed

the couple of times i played that game i felt as though i wasn't controlling a damn thing. not sure if it was the style of the graphics or the response or my ineptness.

 

[Ron54]

My cock is sooo big it has a rib cage.