my cock is so big...

[TBKahuna123]

Don't be too proud of this technophallical terror you've created. The prowess of a huge cock is nothing compared to the power of the Force.

 

[silverwhisper]

i find your lack of testes...disturbing.

 

[midwestyankee]

Silverwhisper, this is the light trout that your father used. He wanted you to have it some day. It is an elegant weapon, made for an elegant time. Not like the flounders and electric eels favored by the Umbilical Form Snoopers these days.

 

[silverwhisper]

i cannot top that, yank; that was masterful.

[bows]

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

Whisper, I....am.....your.....father!

 

[silverwhisper]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[weeps]

 

[Quoll]

 

[Eilan]

*streak*

 

[silverwhisper]

...when i get a little excited, it causes some tectonic shifting.

 

[midwestyankee]

...when i get a little excited, it causes some tectonic shifting.

And being the responsible, yet ridiculously cocky, guy that I am, I use mine to stop the shifting and make the world right again.

Then I jerk off and continue with my plan to fill in every one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes.

 

[silverwhisper]

meh...ever wonder why there's a great salt lake in the middle of nowhere? :>

 

[SilentMale]

ai'll start: my cock is so big, i have to wrap around both legs when getting dressed.

what about you? :>

ed

p.s.: hi, eilan! [waves]

That's why they make condoms in 3 sizes: regular, large and liar sizes.

 

[midwestyankee]

meh...ever wonder why there's a great salt lake in the middle of nowhere? :>

Because there was a group of pioneers that got their prayers wrong?

 

[SilentMale]

i'll start: my cock is so big, i have to wrap around both legs when getting dressed.

my cock is so big, I changed my name to Peter Dragon.

 

[lisa123414]

this from an old joke....

my boyfriends cock is so big, when he fucks me, I gag

 

[Xelebes]

My cock is so big, it was the temporary dam used to build the Hoover and Inga Dams.

 

[silverwhisper]

it's so big that i use parachutes for condoms. mm...silk... :>

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

...that its gravity well took out my blogging site for 12 hours today!

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

...that its gravity well took out my blogging site for 12 hours today!

ed

An effect which seems to have been invisible to much of the rest of the population. Makes me wonder if you're suffering from delusions of glandeur.

 

[silverwhisper]

...it's too large to raise vessels from the ocean's floor.

 

[TBKahuna123]

My cock is so big...

...I've had to give up trying to conceal it. I will now simply walk around all day with my cock hanging out of my zipper, dragging behind me.

 

[silverwhisper]

...you know wagner's ring cycle? well, my cock is so big i need to listen to the entirety, twice, before becoming fully erect.

 

[Nightbird]

My Cock is so big I have to wear turtle necks because it goes all the way from my crotch up my shirt to my neck.

 

[silverwhisper]

dabbler! i have to fold mine!

ed

 

[Nightbird]

My cock is so big when your cock saw mine it started to cry like a scared dog and tried to run away.