my cock is so big...

[silverwhisper]

it's so big that it'll take much more than $780 billion to stimulate it!

ed

 

[Davetmat]

It's so BIG I use a 4 man tent as a condom !

 

[DarkBee]

My cock is so big, it has a different area code than me.

 

[Davetmat]

Its so big that it has another guy at the other end and hes got a BIG cock too

 

[silverwhisper]

he calls me "little ed".

 

[Inrhapsody]

This Is Hysterical!

 

[Davetmat]

It's so big it has its own Wireless internet!

 

[silverwhisper]

dave: bah, mine is so big, i have to file permits when i travel for crowd control.

ed

 

[Davetmat]

Its so big it has its own Literotica account!

 

[nakedboater69]

It's so big I have to pay double for my Literotica Account.

 

[DarkBee]

My cock is so big, the smallest vehicle I can drive is a mini-van, and that's still really cramped.

 

[Davetmat]

Its so BIG its typing this not me!

 

[silverwhisper]

it's so big...

...its stays up all night and logs on to add to this thread while the rest of me is sleeping.

ed

 

[Davetmat]

LOL nice

It's so BIG that when I have sex it has to be with a tunnel.

 

[Davetmat]

Lots of big cocks in here then! lol x

Well if me and silver can be trusted we both have about 6 massive cocks LOL

 

[DarkBee]

It's so big, if you'd lay it on the keyboard it would stretch from A to Z - the A on my keyboard to the Z on the keyboard next door.

 

[silverwhisper]

blonde angeleyez: true...between davetmet & myself, we could spawn a whole spin-off site from lit, they're so big!

ed

 

[Davetmat]

blonde angeleyez: true...between davetmet & myself, we could spawn a whole spin-off site from lit, they're so big!

ed

They're SO big, we'd need fiber optics to do it

 

[unregistered]

 

[Davetmat]

The stimulate one is my favorite too lol

My cocks so BIG though that I had to outsource some of it to India

 

[silverwhisper]

bah, mine's so big it provides the outsourcing!

ed

 

[romantic_always]

My cock is so big, it creates climate change in the regions it visits.

 

[Cumalong]

My cock is so big I claim it as a dependent on my taxes.

 

[Cumalong]

My cock is so big I have keep it hid from Captain Ahab.

 

[DarkBee]

My cock is so big I claim it as a dependent on my taxes.

My cock is so big it claims me as a dependent on his taxes.