my cock is so big...

[bobsgirl]

My cock (well, not mine, but you know what I mean) is so big, it's been mistaken for a lighthouse on Lake Erie.

 

[silverwhisper]

nb: bah! mine is so stupendously large that it frightens whole packs of wolves!

ed

 

[Nightbird]

Ed mine is so Capracious (Capricious?) that it scares away entire packs of Bears!

 

[silverwhisper]

bg: a lighthouse? is that all you've got? cuz over here, i'm swinging the hammer of the gods!

nb: bah, mine makes social conservatives want to pass constitutional amendments!

ed

 

[Nightbird]

My cock is so big it makes Elephants jealous of me!

BG: You have a cock?

 

[silverwhisper]

man, you know how elephants cum in quarts? well, all i'm gonna say is the dead sea's got nothing on me... :>

ed

 

[WriterDom]

Mine is so big I have to hang a counterweight on my ass or I'd fall on my face.

 

[mjl2010]

My cock is so big, I don't need to brag about it. When it gets hard, you could pound nails with it too.

MJL

 

[N_B]

My cock is so big, I have to call it Mr. Cock when company is around.

It's so big, it won't return Speilburg's phone calls.

It's so big it attacked Tokyo

Movie theater popcorn now comes in three sizes. Large, Extra Large, and My Cock.

 

[Quoll]

...Chuck Norris is scared of it.

End of thread, thank you, g'night.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah, mine is so big it makes chuck norris drop to his knees and worship it!

ed

 

[toffeegyrl]

if I had one, it would be so big, JJ Abrams would make a movie about it.

 

[TBKahuna123]

My cock so big I had trouble finding a party hat for it to wear while celebrating this thread's 2nd birthday!

Happy Birthday My Cock Is So Big thread!

 

[bobsgirl]

TBK's cock is so big, he finally had to show up at Lit to brag about it!


Nice to see ya, stranger.

 

[bobsgirl]

bah, mine is so big it makes chuck norris drop to his knees and worship it!

ed

Now that's a disturbing thought. I mean, really disturbing.

 

[TBKahuna123]

TBK's cock is so big, he finally had to show up at Lit to brag about it!


Nice to see ya, stranger.

Nice to be back!

Now my cock isn't so big that Chuck Norris has worshipped it, but I did put a cowboy on it and it went to a Halloween party this year as Walker Texas Ranger. Alas, I had to stay home and hand out candy.

 

[Nightbird]

My cock is so big they want to use it for a bridge across the Atlantic..

 

[silverwhisper]

kahuna! long time, no see!

of course, my cock is so big it'll take the news of kahuna's return a few weeks to reach it... :>

ed

 

[Nightbird]

My cock is so big it'll take light years for news of Kahunas return to reach it..

 

[NoLeafClover7]

.....

 

[smotherman]

my cock is so big...

I use it as a rifle to shoot

 

[ccloughh]

just found the tread.....
my cock is sooo big i stand under it when it rains to not get wet

 

[Nightbird]

My cock is so big Astronauts climb it to get to the Space Station.

 

[Guest]

My cock is so big that, when it gets mail, they have to deliver it in three Zip codes.

 

[hummermania]

Well Pilgrim, ya know you got a big one if ya can make a cow scream.