my cock is so big...

[OX2]

My Cock is so big that if I were to get a Full erection it would crush the soul of man kind.


.. Just the head has been carved for the mold on Easter island

.. I used it as an IED Detector in IRAQ

 

[NippleMuncher]

Years ago I walked through the middle of Arizona naked.


And THAT, my friends, is how the Grand Canyon was formed!

 

[mynameisben]

My cock is so big McDonalds is still using the secret sauce from an orgasm I had in 1977.

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big, when I donate sperm, I do it one at a time!

 

[bailadora]

My cock is so big, when I donate sperm, I do it one at a time!

Why do I hear Dory in my head when I look at that picture? "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!

 

[DarkBee]

My cock is so big that I can't even see the tip of it, due to the heavy fog.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

My cock is so big... Old Faithful is me. In my underground masturbatorium.

 

[Gilead]

my cock is so big that she gags on it...when I'm fucking her.

 

[silverwhisper]

it's so big no cop would dare to pepper spray it.

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

it's so big no cop would dare to pepper spray it.

ed

It would bitch-slap the first cop who tried!

 

[TBKahuna123]

My cock is to big it has it's own Occupy movement.

In fact...that gives me an idea!

 

[billrichards41]

... I wear a size 12 shoe on mine!

 

[Rolando2]

My cock is so BIG, that there is not enough room on this thread to describe it!

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big that when they close the Washington monument for cleaning, the ask me to stand in for it.

 

[Strangebuddy]

MCISB...NASA asks me to adjust satellites when they run out of fuel

 

[EdwardMidweston]

The tattoo along the shaft reads: "Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States of America, Continent of North America, Planet Earth, The Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe" in 16 point type.

(Believe that one, and I'll give you a great deal on an Edsel)

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big it is prehensile and can do THIS!

 

[silverwhisper]

mine is so big, it wishes all the other cocks a hearty happy new year from the future!

ed

 

[itismeinnz]

My cock is so big, the day I die the global mean penis length will plummet to about 1 millimetre.

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big that Eilan uses it as an example of what a proper sized cock should look like!

(love ya Eilan )

 

[Biker_Type]

my cock is so big that at&t wants to build a cell tower on it!

 

[TheEndBegins]

I entered a big cock contest and won first, second, and third prize.

I'm currently cheating on my wife with her best friend's garage.

The Houston Rockets tried to draft it when Yao Ming retired.

 

[NippleMuncher]

...it's here typing "My Cock is So Big" jokes while I'm across the building fixing some idiot's busted computer!

so...not only big, but prehensile? yikes!

No, it uses the "hunt and pecker" typing method.

 

[Saucyminx]

It could make Donald Trump's hair into a fad

 

[Rob1514]

My cock is so big ....

my nickname is Tripod.