my cock is so big...

[skate and fuck]

my cock is so big it has a different barometric pressure when measured at the base and the head.

 

[shhhshhh]

My cock is so big that my condoms are manufactured by Hefty

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big it puts rings around Uranus ...

 

[mentionME]

My cock is so big I Can't fit the elevator I gotta drag it up the stairs

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big the city has posted signs to warn others about it.

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big I wrote a book about coping with it.

 

[oburgny]

so...not only big, but prehensile? yikes!

my cock is so big, when i walk down the street, other people trip.

ed

my cock is so big people think i'm a ventriliquist

 

[blade_rocknut]

Ha ha- just saw this and had to peek in... so where's the " my twat is so gigantic" thread??

 

[Quoll]

Ha ha- just saw this and had to peek in... so where's the " my twat is so gigantic" thread??

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=401251

 

[blade_rocknut]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=401251

Holy crap! I was kidding; that's too funny

 

[NomadLady]

My cock is so big it puts rings around Uranus ...

You are cracking me up this morning NM....love your pics and humor!!!!!!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

You are cracking me up this morning NM....love your pics and humor!!!!!!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big I lease it to the local Walmart and charge $1 rides.

 

[littlebabyclit]

My cock is so big I lease it to the local Walmart and charge $1 rides.

For a cock THAT big, I think it might cost a fiver ?

 

[silverwhisper]

NM: that requires a caption: "ride him, cowgirl!"



mine is so big that mike shanahan wouldn't dream of benching him!

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

For a cock THAT big, I think it might cost a fiver ?

I shall defer to your judgment.

 

[blade_rocknut]

....You take a ticket to get on and pay the toll when you get off....

 

[Perfect_Blue]

I've decided to sell stock on it because of its overwhelming daily growth. My "cock stock" is always rising.

 

[NippleMuncher]

FINALLY!!! My Fleshlight has arrived!

 

[NomadLady]

FINALLY!!! My Fleshlight has arrived!

Damn, it's about time....the extra I had to pay for the freight....WOW!!!!!!
Hope you enjoy it darling....

 

[qrayze]

FINALLY!!! My Fleshlight has arrived!

LMAO that's too funny!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Damn, it's about time....the extra I had to pay for the freight....WOW!!!!!!
Hope you enjoy it darling....

And worth every penny!

 

[pussylvr1]

my cock is so big it stretches into time

 

[blade_rocknut]

My cock is so big I use it as a kickstand when I'm drunk...

 

[NippleMuncher]

Don't say I didn't warn you ...