my cock is so big...

[silverwhisper]

heh!



mine is so big...well, you know the christmas tree in rockefeller center each year? well, to get it off that truck, they use a crane.

that's where i come in. :>

ed

 

[Texguy84]

My cock is so big, every time I see Christina Hendricks on TV, I rip a seam in the leg of my pants and pass out from lack of blood flow to my brain.

 

[silverwhisper]

mine is so big...

...it can even pierce the tin foil hats of conspiracy theorists. yes, it's that big.
...all right, everyone's talked about theirs having a gravitational pull. but mine is so big, it's what causes those pulls.
...its magnitude is so vast, it makes sarah palin realize, "holy crap, i'm a fucking laughingstock!". yes, something can do it, and it's my cock.

ed

 

[Que]

that the low rise pants my teenage fashionista talked me into were a bit of a problem at the 'gentlemen's club the other day.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Yaayyy I don't know who brought this thread back fromt he dead, but I'm glad they did!

In honor of Mardi Gras:

My cock is so big, it put the Fat in Fat Tuesday!

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

My cock is so big, I have to open the window and fuck the pasture.

 

[mynameisben]

My cock is so big, the FAA fined me for not having an aircraft beacon on my tip the last time I fell asleep on my back.

 

[MagicFingers]

Mcisb

That when I fly, I have to declare it as extra carry-on baggage and pay a charge for it!

 

[lemmesee]

My penis is so long I have to use a garden hose reel to roll it back into my trousers when I'm done using it!

 

[silverwhisper]

...that if he were alive today, tolkien would create an entire language to talk about its size.

ed

 

[Cruel2BKind]

That its invisible!

or maybe it's because i'm a girl

 

[Sans Tache]

MCISB...that my wife smacks me upside my head with it in the morning to wake me up.

 

[mynameisben]

Look to the dark skies at night. The Milky Way? Yeah, that was me.

 

[strapon_tales]

It interferes with the Hubble.

 

[trojank]

its so big its pure bollox !!

 

[mynameisben]

My cock is so big it can swallow Urethra Franklin.

 

[Biker_Type]

my cock is so big...that it's the reason for the new type of airport screening!!!


and that's just an out and out fib

 

[NippleMuncher]

MCISB that it is the cause of the rings around Uranus.

 

[tomwantstosee]

...that a fig-leave doesn´t hide it...

 

[DarkBee]

...that a fig-leave doesn´t hide it...

Don't you mean a fig bush?

 

[Texguy84]

...that I can barely swim through the Panama Canal.

I call it "Mr. Panamax."

 

[NippleMuncher]

...that I can barely swim through the Panama Canal.

I call it "Mr. Panamax."

Your cock is so big that it walks beside you. (avatar )

 

[DarkBee]

Mine goes to WOW!
...in feet.

 

[Que]

MCISB....that it often over-rules my common sense.

 

[Texguy84]

MCISB that the Air Force's new method for fighting wildfires in Texas is to have me stand at the paratrooper door of a C-130 with a dirty magazine and a grin.