My last orgasm was...

[pocketpixie28]

Self induced

 

[Mikey1414]

My most recent orgasm was from my usual daily before I get out of bed wank. A few hours before that, though, I woke up in the 3 AM darkness after what I am pretty sure was an orgasm in my sleep. I only have vague ideas of what I was dreaming about, unfortunately, but my conscious sensations of the tail end of the climax were oddly satisfying. I went back to sleep with a smile because I felt as if I had finished.

Hey wish I was in bed with you - we could've had a lot of fun & nothing wrong with being very horny I am too

 

[latecomer91364]

My last orgasm caused a massive disruption in telecommunications in Russia.

No worries.

 

[Mikey1414]

Lavendar

Hi Ella - I sure you have very hot orgasms when you choose too zone out with your own very very hot thoughts - well that is how I imagine you sexy

 

[mortis]

Yesterday morning couple of toys and a adult video.

Quite satisfying.

 

[latecomer91364]

Although definitive scientific reports are not yet in, it appears that my last orgasm may have created a black hole in the Triangulum II galaxy.

Don't get too comfortable - it's on the fringes of the Milky Way.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Yesterday evening .with my thoughts that had a beautiful someone special

 

[SitterReborn]

Just yesterday, with my fingers and my trusted and much-loved vibrator.

Thinking about you climaxing on your fingers and vibrator!

 

[BongoGal]

My last orgasm was self-inflicted.

 

[hilton1958]

Too long ago, I don't think I've had one this week.

 

[latecomer91364]

My last orgasm was reported to have thawed over two million metric tons of ice in the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica.

Uh-oh, here we go with that whole 'climate change' bullshit again.

 

[Littlesubgirl350]

My last orgasm is about to be in the next half hour!! (Not the last, really -- I'm just thinking ahead an hour lol) My g/f is out of the shower and getting ready to take me to bed. Or the sofa. Or over the dresser, I don't care!


EDIT: It finally happened about 1:00 this morning, after a frustrating, humiliating (only because of my forgetting our protocol on how to ask to cum) session, where she gave up on me and went to sleep. I had to wake her up after I suddenly remembered what I was SUPPOSED to say, then she was not happy! But she gave in, let me lick her to a good orgasm & finally told me to get the strap-on out and put it on her OMG, over her pajamas!!! But at least I was naked

(you may have heard me, wherever you live!) lol

 

[latecomer91364]

Mu last orgasm was noted in various journals dating as far back as the 13th century.

I can't explain how they knew about it...

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Actually really good
I woke up before my alarm, so had energy for a little frisky fun. And a nice hot shower after

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

This afternoon and not by my own hand...

 

[VamPal1]

Maybe a few weeks ago.

 

[NudieUser]

Two nights ago and with an incredible person!

 

[jonnoback]

Two nights ago and with an incredible person!

Ooh. A new person?

 

[spawnofdavey]

Last night. All my own work.

 

[deft]

Rather impressive, if I may say so myself

 

[latecomer91364]

My last orgasm apparently crippled the online banking at Bank Suisse

So far, no knocks on my door - Phew!

 

[ChristopherDW]

Sadly it was last week, and it was wholly do-it-yourself.

 

[Wonderer67]

All over my wife.

This morning.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Today.
Self induced.
By myself.
Per usual.

 

[mellowyellows]

A while back. I need to do better.