My last orgasm was...

My last orgasm...

...didn't quite happen before I fell asleep 😂.
Ok clearly then it wasn't an orgasm. So ...my real last orgasm was aided and abetted by the memory of a very lovely lady friend. Very intense too 😊
Was during a session that I had payed for through an adult escort service.
It was one of the most intense orgasms I've ever enjoyed. And yes I made the escort have one as well.
 
My last orgasm caused the Earth to change its orbital trajectory in our universe. It has been estimated that it will crash into Venus in 36,000 years. But everyone on Earth will have aleady died due to the exreme heat.

My bad...
 
Serious question for all of you with earth shattering orgasms. What exactly does that mean? My own orgasms are just okay and I definitely feel like I am missing something.
 
My last orgasm actually raised the dead. Not all of them, for some reason, but only those in the area where I live - Los Angeles. So, get out your autograph books, because Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Walt Disney, Elizabeth Taylor, Judy Garland, and Humphrey Bogart, among many others, are back!

Just be aware that they all seem to be looking for brains to eat.
 
My last orgasm was this morning, on our romantic weekend getaway, in a spectacular suite literally clinging to a cliff over the water, my wife instructing me as she sucked on a nipple and pulled hard on my balls while I stroked my cock for her.
 
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Serious question for all of you with earth shattering orgasms. What exactly does that mean? My own orgasms are just okay and I definitely feel like I am missing something.
I guess it's person-dependent but I'd say earth shattering is like.. maximum possible strength and a state of shock afterwards 🥵

There are good ones and there are great ones, and then there are earth shattering ones. But orgasms are different for everyone, I'm sure on this site somewhere there are articles about getting stronger orgasms, if you feel like you might not be getting.. um.. bang for your buck!
 
My last orgasm ws so huge tht it caused Geenland to move and connect with Northern Canada.

Si, I guess that's one problem solved, eh?
 
I guess it's person-dependent but I'd say earth shattering is like.. maximum possible strength and a state of shock afterwards 🥵

There are good ones and there are great ones, and then there are earth shattering ones. But orgasms are different for everyone, I'm sure on this site somewhere there are articles about getting stronger orgasms, if you feel like you might not be getting.. um.. bang for your buck!

And then there are the "is that it" ones. LOL.
 
My last orgasm was so strong that it disrupted the orbit of the International Space Station.

Get those people home now! It will burn up re-entering Earth's atmosphere in 8 days!

My bad...
 
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