My last orgasm was...

[korra12]

was missing something... or someone.

 

[Dom70]

Pretty damn good

 

[latecomer91364]

My last orgasm caused a rift in the space/time continuum, which apparently is allowing a lot of brutal, murderous alien monsters to get to Earth and wreak havoc.

My bad.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

It was last night , I lost myself with in my thoughts and and found her .. smiles
The moon knows whose name left my lips as gasped and growled at the end …

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

An hour ago.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Self-induced

 

[mellowyellows]

I cannot recall.

 

[ladventures]

Wife and I had the day off, so we had a rare midday Monday session. She had two, I had one.

 

[latecomer91364]

My last orgasm was so huge that they created a new time zone for it.

Looking at my watch, it's almost 'Oh my Fucking God O'clock.'

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Orgasms for me all leave me wondering "Is that it? What's the big deal?"

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

Self-induced over a year ago. Though I've had some near misses since then. After four years of dialysis, I joined the
82% of men on dialysis that have ED. Yes, I am seeking medical assistance.

 

[LeSabreur]

This morning, one of the biggest of my life and definitely the largest volume I can ever recall. I've been hoarse all day as a result of the bellowing. Thank you, Mrs Sabreur!

 

[Sprocketman74]

Saturday evening.

 

[Ironfan]

81 days and counting.

 

[latecomer91364]

My last orgasm caused several nuclear missile launches. Fortunately they were quickly aborted. Now I have to go to Mexico and hide.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Was where no ceiling fans were harmed by my semen.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yesterday afternoon

one of those where Windows shut down and needed a reboot

 

[mortis]

Yesterday morning after my wife left for work. Watching Penny Pax get a nice blindfolded fuck.
Licked up the cum and continued my day with a great smile.

 

[Mrtenant]

Accompanied with an aria. I'm getting good at this. Next stop, America's Got Talent!

 

[JT1999]

Self-inflicted and delicious

 

[CJamarous]

16 days ago

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Worth repeating

 

[latecomer91364]

My last orgasm registered in the MoM-z14 galaxy. Word has it they're on their way here to invade us and drain our natural resources.

No worries - estimates are that it will take them 13.5 billion years to get here, so don't build your bunker just yet.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

3 hours ago

 

[Taegul]

So epic that Harvey Weinstein wants to produce a documentary on it. I declined his offer, of course.