My philosophy is feminist, -- my pussy just wants to be pounded

[Stella_Omega]

Man... I got nothing.

I think I've written a screed similar to that maybe five years ago... the guy who pissed me off is still posting to lit. It's okay.

 

[intothewoods]

I know this is petty but I can't help myself - are there women who write posts that long around here??

Seriously, I feel like the very looooooong wordy posters are all men. Yo, dick, I don't need a fucking novel.

 

[KoPilot]

I know this is petty but I can't help myself - are there women who write posts that long around here??

Seriously, I feel like the very looooooong wordy posters are all men. Yo, dick, I don't need a fucking novel.

Yep. It's the menfolk that have all the ~*~important~*~ things to say.

 

[BiBunny]

I know this is petty but I can't help myself - are there women who write posts that long around here??

Seriously, I feel like the very looooooong wordy posters are all men. Yo, dick, I don't need a fucking novel.

Do you have any idea what the going rate for a 5000-word essay is? Bitches know better than to give that shit away for free.

 

[Allyourbase]

I know this is petty but I can't help myself - are there women who write posts that long around here??

Seriously, I feel like the very looooooong wordy posters are all men. Yo, dick, I don't need a fucking novel.

Yep. It's the menfolk that have all the ~*~important~*~ things to say.

Do you have any idea what the going rate for a 5000-word essay is? Bitches know better than to give that shit away for free.

I know what I pay for a 5000 word piece. (Editor in chief, here.)

Unfortunately the rate stays the same even for the ones I have to edit until half of it is written by me.

 

[BiBunny]

I know what I pay for a 5000 word piece. (Editor in chief, here.)

Unfortunately the rate stays the same even for the ones I have to edit until half of it is written by me.

Haha, been there and done that, too.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I know what I pay for a 5000 word piece. (Editor in chief, here.)

Unfortunately the rate stays the same even for the ones I have to edit until half of it is written by me.

I know that feeling. Usually I submit about 15 pages of corrections for a book, but I had one job where the copy was so riddled with errors it ended up at 80pp of corrections for a 600-page book.

Fortunately that was just after their standard rate went up from $3/page to $5/page, or I might've been tempted to get out of that line of work. They sent me some easy jobs afterwards, I suspect by way of apology

 

[Allyourbase]

Oh and:

But a lot of folk like to use those failings as an excuse to derail every discussion about feminism. It's depressingly common. If you show up in a forum where people don't know you well, and your opening contribution to a feminism-related thread just happens to be focussed on the time feminists excluded you from their discussion and how badly radical lesbians treat their women, you are inevitably going to get a suspicious and hostile reaction.

Put another way: what you're doing here is essentially the feminism version of "Hi, I am a businessman from Nigeria looking for a partner in a honest and profitable business venture". Even if it happens to be absolutely true and your intentions are pure, you should not expect a positive reaction when using that as your opening line.

Bwhahahaha.
Love it.

Oh help me, I'm going to use that in the future...