no vibrator and horny as hell

[AnotherGirl]

i heard candles can get fairly soft inside you, never tried it though

i reckon electric toothbrush would be good, but nothing beats a vibrator

 

[mynameiskate]

Have any thick make-up brushes?

 

[twysted73]

Well, either you can go and get one of these: http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...am=gillette_m3_power_nitro_&CAWELAID=61243538

OR you have a cunning linguist talk you through a hot scene and let you sit back and work yourself happy.

 

[IsabellaKing]

OR you have a cunning linguist talk you through a hot scene and let you sit back and work yourself happy.

Sounds like you're offering up your services

 

[Pleasureableguy]

Sounds like you're offering up your services

Always happy to offer up pleasureable services

 

[IrisAlthea]

Those bodymassagers do a great job. Nice for sore muscles too.

 

[VampGirl]

OR you have a cunning linguist talk you through a hot scene and let you sit back and work yourself happy.

yummy that sounds like a great plan

 

[jcallny]

Find something that you can wrap a condom around like a cucumber and get yourself some lube. Then go to town.

Try both areas for more fun.

 

[VampGirl]

Find something that you can wrap a condom around like a cucumber and get yourself some lube. Then go to town.

Try both areas for more fun.

i would but one tiny problem.....i'm allergic to latex.... and i don't know about you but i don't want to make myself into a salad

 

[frankayy]

ive seen ladies use a brush or beer bottles.. If that fails holler at me ..ohhh yea I'm new

 

[jreference]

Haven't got one?..... Get one (!).

Live in a small-town? Got nosey neighbors (?) or a nosey mailman? No sweat, just get online and click into the Adam & Eve website at: www.AdamEve.com
Or better yet, do some shopping right here at Lit (!)

Most of these places offer a gazillion toys of all kinds, designs, colors, and sizes. Discreet payment charges, or ( if you're into the no-paper-trail thing) just save your grocery change and buy a money-order and have the bank leave the "payee" name blank.

A&E uses discreet plain-brown packaging, plain-vanilla return-address marks, etc. And if you request it they won't add you to their catalog mailing-list, either. Don't be embarrassed to call them by phone, either... Remember that they're in business to make money, and they only can do THAT by keeping their customers happy!

As for quality and price, well just like anything else - cheap is cheap, and the higher priced stuff is usually better quality.

You'll find something you like... Have fun shopping!

 

[cuffed_kitten]

I loooove Adam and Eve's stuff! I'd def recommend them

 

[leglicker]

well nothing like your own fingers, just push the chair back a little pull those panties off and start playing with that sweet little pussy getting it nice and wet then slowly push one finger in, then two fingers in start working them in and out , up and down , now start going faster, and faster the rest is up to you.

 

[VampGirl]

hmmm all great ideas...just for some inspiration....or maybe i should just go and buy somthing....my only thing is how do i get it past the hubby ????

 

[SweetErika]

hmmm all great ideas...just for some inspiration....or maybe i should just go and buy somthing....my only thing is how do i get it past the hubby ????

Why hide it from your husband? Does he care how you masturbate or have something against toys?

If he has an ego problem and thinks you'll like toys better than him, reassure him nothing can replace him and variety will make your sex life even better. You might have him use the toy(s) with you so he feels included and give him LOTS of positive feedback on how sexy it is to have an openminded lover and try new things. If all else fails, you could tell him they're for masturbation only, when he's not available. Get toys that don't resemble cocks so they're not as likely to be threatening to him.

I think it's a bad idea to try to hide toys from him. He'll probably find out at some point and feel really betrayed. You catch more flies with honey (honesty, positive reinforcement, reassurance, in this case) than vinegar (hiding, lying).

And if that doesn't work, you might want to seriously consider getting a new husband along with your new toys. What kind of a man doesn't want his wife to enjoy herself or is seriously threatened by sex toys?

 

[bailadora]

I have to agree with Ericka that you should try to find a way to incorporate it into your sex life.

Find something you like and have him use it on you. Better yet - tap into your inner exhibitionist and put on a show for him - . Go one step further and buy something for him and put on a show for each other. I can't imagine many men would object to that - . Happy exploring!

 

[NightMuse]

Got a gaming console with duel shock controllers? >.> And a game that produces rumble effects, of course... sit down with your game and have some FUN while gaming. >.>

The Japanese already thought of that......


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rez#Trance_Vibrator

 

[twysted73]

The Gillette M3 Nitro. It's run on AAA batteries and if you take the blade/head off it's great for clitoral stimulation. AND......hubby won't understand why you take care of it so well.

Waitaminute....you have a husband and you're wondering how to get off?

Aww...
Well then yes. I gladly offer up my lingual services for the cause!!!

 

[where]

hmmm all great ideas...just for some inspiration....or maybe i should just go and buy somthing....my only thing is how do i get it past the hubby ????

if it has to be something that doesn't *look* like a vibe, get a rock chck, you can use it with or without the bullet clit vibe that goes in it. Waht ever you do though, don't try using an epilator as a vibe. Really really not advisable and I speak from painful experience

 

[ttm_mtt]

don't worry about hubby

He will come home, horny as hell, and find you in bed with a vibe in your crotch.

It should give him an instant hard on. Tell him to pull it out and give him a BJ. All will be well.

I bought my wife her sex toys. I know she uses them when I'm not around, she knows I do, cause that is why I bought them.

I found one the was shaped like the handle of her hair brush, which I knew she used to get off with. The second time we used it together, I told her why I bought that one, cause it is shaped like your hair brush. She was a little shocked, gave a small nervous "ha", then settles down as I rubbed the tip over her clit.

Now for the kinky part. I know where she keeps these at, beside drawer. I check them from time to time, and I clean them for her, with my tongue, natch. I think she knows I do this, but never says so. It is a little game, she comes on her toys, how long before I clean them?

When I am out of town, I buy porn mags, mainly stories. I store them in my dresser. While I am gone, she goes through them and moves the ones she likes to her drawer, next to her toys. So she knows that I know, 1 way or the other. Either I find them when checking on her toys, or I find them missing in my drawer. It is kinda like her saying, just because you are out of town yanking your meat, doesn't mean I can't have fun too!

This also goes for the porn tapes/DVD's. I find them occasionally disturbed from when I am away, sometimes when I am just late in getting home from one of our kids sporting events. Hey, she was horny, and the tapes get you up and off quicker than anything else.

So you can either be sly and cunning like this, or outright open about it.

My wife was out of town this week, and I don't think she took any mags with her. She is going to be very horny Friday night. I have been yanking it here at Lit the last 2 nights, but not coming, I'm saving it up for her. We should have a good time.

 

[sallybaby]

I'm surprised its not here yet...how about a banana...or some other fruit or vegetable,that way you can eat it afterwards(recycle) after you've worked up a appetite...

 

[fun2playwith]

It's been said many times, but the bathtub, under the faucet is aces. It's the first place I ever came...and now and then I still enjoy a good water cum.

 

[infinity706]

Well, you could always buy a small vibrator and just keep it in your pocketbook. They even make them shaped like a tube of lipstick.

 

[razorsedge]

The bathtub faucet is how I have all best orgasms. I know I'm repeating a couple of previous posts, but I wanted to mention that if a trickle doesn't work, turn up the flow. I always cum under full blast.

Also, if you want a discreet toy, my favorite supplier has a vibe disguised as a rubber duck. Honestly. It's called "I Rub My Ducky", lol. You can find one on blowfish.com.

 

[RossoM3]

My ex actually used my Electric Shaver...lol... It did help out for a while. Turned it on highest setting. If you don't have a bf I assume you might have one of those electric ones for your legs or something, that could help out a bit.