no vibrator and horny as hell

[josephanthony69]

Hmmmm.. you mean there are no "toy parties" in your area? Like the plastics parties of the 70's

Yeah, you have to be careful on the game you pick. If you do a shooter, and you have a machine gun or something... some vehicles in games make some nice rumbling... and if you can set the NPC level... that works nicely. Just sit there, shooting into space, one NPC running around... mm...

I'd rather get a vibe but there are so many problems with that (notably, no place to get one locally, no way to order online without paypal and sharing a mailbox with certain people who, ah, wouldn't understand... at ALL...), and my cell phone isn't strong enough anyway. (sigh)

It just makes me be creative!

 

[infinity706]

Yeah, you have to be careful on the game you pick. If you do a shooter, and you have a machine gun or something... some vehicles in games make some nice rumbling... and if you can set the NPC level... that works nicely. Just sit there, shooting into space, one NPC running around... mm...

I'd rather get a vibe but there are so many problems with that (notably, no place to get one locally, no way to order online without paypal and sharing a mailbox with certain people who, ah, wouldn't understand... at ALL...), and my cell phone isn't strong enough anyway. (sigh)

It just makes me be creative!

Paypal? I don't have paypal and I've gotten tons of vibrators online. Also, they come in unmarked boxes. As for no place to get one locally, if there's a mall nearby, there's a decent chance they have a Spencer's store (every one I've been to has) They have plenty of vibrators.

 

[humphrey]

Looks like everything has possibly been mentioned

Oh toothpaste, tiger blam or vicks. Apply lightly around erogenous zone and wait for a screaming good time.

 

[Molly85]

it's been mentioned above but I want to back it. BATH TUB!

Just lay back and relax. Let the water hit directly on your clit. I find it easier to cum holding on to the faucet but I don't recommend that if you don't have a sturdy one. It's not fun trying to come up with an excuse as to why your faucet was practically ripped out of the wall... I blamed it on not having a bath mat. lol...

 

[HappyRider]

OK. As some women have said....and I must repeat.

A handheld shower massager. You get mind blowing orgasms with the warm stream of water on your clit! Best orgasms I have ever had in my life.

Also Brookstone makes a very nice handheld massager for "spot massaging" though I have only used it for 1 spot! Its called the SoftTouch Acuvibe Body Massager. Its pretty damn amazing!

 

[Noira]

Hmmmm.. you mean there are no "toy parties" in your area? Like the plastics parties of the 70's

Nope. I live in small, conservative to death town. If anyone even knew I masterbated I'd probably be stoned.

Paypal? I don't have paypal and I've gotten tons of vibrators online. Also, they come in unmarked boxes. As for no place to get one locally, if there's a mall nearby, there's a decent chance they have a Spencer's store (every one I've been to has) They have plenty of vibrators.

I don't have a credit card or any method of buying things online either. I deal in cash only at the moment.

And yeah, no malls here. I've never even heard of Spencers. American chain, maybe? If all else fails, sometime I'll pick up a thing from Wal-Mart... razor or toothbrush or back massager, seeing as I've been dealing with wicked back pain lately.

As I said, I don't mind, it makes me creative. I appreciate the help, though! Currently loving that toy lightsaber... >.>

 

[sasha121]

lucky for me, i own a vibrating hair brush....

 

[infinity706]

Nope. I live in small, conservative to death town. If anyone even knew I masterbated I'd probably be stoned.


I don't have a credit card or any method of buying things online either. I deal in cash only at the moment.

And yeah, no malls here. I've never even heard of Spencers. American chain, maybe? If all else fails, sometime I'll pick up a thing from Wal-Mart... razor or toothbrush or back massager, seeing as I've been dealing with wicked back pain lately.

As I said, I don't mind, it makes me creative. I appreciate the help, though! Currently loving that toy lightsaber... >.>

Well, even if you deal in cash, you could still pay by money order. Just go to a store that sells them, pay them the amount you need, and mail it to the company. Most sites accept them because they're already paid for, so they're getting their money. That's how you deal in cash online.

 

[SweetErika]

Well, even if you deal in cash, you could still pay by money order. Just go to a store that sells them, pay them the amount you need, and mail it to the company. Most sites accept them because they're already paid for, so they're getting their money. That's how you deal in cash online.

Or easier than that is to get a non-branded prepaid card from a bank or one of the CC companies (Visa, MC, AmEx, etc.). With a bank, you walk in, give them your money, and they give you the loaded card, which you use just like a CC online or via phone.

 

[lovebored]

Well the ultimate orgasm is a mind orgasm. Lay on your bed and relax. Breath in through your mouth and out through your nose. deep breaths in slow out. As you do this contract your pussy muscles. Hold till all the breath is out. You will begin to feel your pussy contracting you should concentrate on that part, You should get to a point where all you can feel is the orgasm building inside of you and then it will release in one big mind blowing orgasm

 

[moosiedear]

no vibrator?

Electric toothbrush....no one will ever suspect....just be sure to clean it before puttng it back with the other toothbrushes or get a new one lol
I have three..one goes right on my clit..with my legs together, the other two are used on my nipples. WOW!

 

[VampGirl]

hmmmm all sound intresting!!! what else are there keep that list cumming

 

[ZoeBird]

Lay in your tub - you do have a tub right? - and get the water nice and warm and then turn the taps back until you have it only a DRIBBLE ... uneven flow with blobs and an uneven flow of running water. Pulls yo knees up and squeegie down till the coochie thang is right under the dribble. Pick a fantasy ... any fantasy ... George Soros, the giraffe you saw in the zoo last year, the defensive team of the L.A. Rams - whatever and then wait for the fireworks to start. Takes about a minute and enjoy as long as the hot water holds.

AMAZING to watch too. You know, if you have a friend staying over or a cheerleading team visiting.

Then again if you had the cheerleading team staying over I don't suppose you'd need dribbling water either.

Just a thort ....

This is a great suggestion. I love to do this, in fact I used to do it all the time when I was younger and didn't own a vibrator. I don't like a dribble, I like a slightly stronger stream than that. But man I have had some AMAZING orgasms that way!

 

[shykittyme]

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[faithchick]

Well i have used items around the house,beer bottles work good and i`ve evn used a water bottle,ya just need to get creative.

 

[CheekyGiRL07]

The pillow is never wrong....
Many of nights have a humped a pillow.
Amazing thread by the way.

 

[faithchick]

The pillow is never wrong....
Many of nights have a humped a pillow.
Amazing thread by the way.

Been there done that!

 

[VampGirl]

i wanna try other things but i'm scared too!!! i know weird right?

 

[Miles Long]

Do you have a quick recap of things you've tried? Or is the problem solved already?

 

[josephanthony69]

Such a waste of a hot body!! Ah well, maybe the New Year!!

Been there done that!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

i wanna try other things but i'm scared too!!! i know weird right?

I sound like an ad but the bottom line is that I've been practicing this for about a year and I know it works.

Go to www.multiples.com and check out Jack Johnston's seminar on how to have full body orgasms through the use of his Key Sound Multiple Orgasm technique. It's not a quick fix solution to get off, but the longer you practice, the better it gets.

This works for men AND women. I am now able to feel orgasmic sensations in most of my torso that comes and goes throughout the day, no matter what I'm doing. When I want to, I can encourage the feelings to be quite intense and they get stronger almost every day.

I'm not saying that will happen to you because everyone's different, but there's no doubt in my mind that anyone can benefit from this and if you have patience and an open mind you will feel things you never thought possible in places you didn't know could feel that way.

I know this isn't exactly what you were looking for, but speaking from personal experience it's been time and money well spent.

 

[flyingtinopener]

SO i don't have a vibrator and i find using my hands aren't that fun for me anyone have any ideas on how i can have a great orgasim without the use of either???

I could use some help!

electric toothbrush

 

[TarnishedPenny]

wow these are some amazing ideas. i have a man but he is gone on business

Away on business - hopefully with his own phone and private room? Clear your schedules, call each other up and talk about what your hands are doing - and what you would like theirs to be doing.

Good luck.

 

[Cardinal]

SO i don't have a vibrator and i find using my hands aren't that fun for me anyone have any ideas on how i can have a great orgasim without the use of either???

I could use some help!

Have you searched Amazon? Vibrators are so cheap you should own two or three, redundancy prevents failures!

 

[IrisAlthea]

If that husband of hers has been gone since 2008, I think the broken vibrator issue might have been either resolved or moved out of focus.