no vibrator and horny as hell

[AchtungNight]

Call me! Or read one of my stories. If that doesn’t work for you, I got nothing.

Someone had to say it.

 

[Alwayshope]

wow these are some amazing ideas. i have a man but he is gone on business the tub sounds really good i might try that....hmmm whatever shall i do???????

thanks all please keep the ideas cumming

I use hand held shower head, tub faucet works but not as good IMO.
A clean hairbrush handle and rubbing your clit is ok in a pinch.
Ever had a nipplegasm?
Hump a pillow or sofa arm.
I discovered masturbation when I was young, by trying to skinny up a swingset pole.
Purchase a toy quickly. Horny with no way to get off is terrible.
Any type of porn while touching myself is a wonderful way to cum.
Or edge until hubby gets home and give him the fuck of his life.

Is it obvious I masturbate a lot?
Message me if you'd like to chat or sext.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I discovered masturbation when I was young, by trying to skinny up a swing-set pole.

Hmm? I am not alone.
Tetherball pole
Took a while to figure other methods

 

[Anastasia1999]

I used mine so much it broke!

 

[lavendersilk]

I have two vibrators; typical wand and a bullet. Also a clitoral suction one. They are all chargeable. (Can you believe the amount of batteries we used to go through?) When one runs out of power, I have two backup.

The saddest thing is when you are so close and the toy stops.


Oh, this is a good plot for a short story...

 

[CuriousRick]

You all are answering a 15 year old thread!!! How the fuck do you even come across one this old

 

[cutebak3r512]

I don't know if your still looking for help? If so have you tried grinding against a pillow or bed? Or even the shower head! The shower head is my favorite way if I don't have a vibe with me .

 

[ToPleaseHim]

You all are answering a 15 year old thread!!! How the fuck do you even come across one this old

It’s happened more frequently now because the forum software is recommending the threads as similar threads.

 

[moonchild06]

Have you ever tried auido porn? some of the best orgasms i've had .

 

[slavemelanie]

Perhaps you should start a load of laundry and lean against the washer?

+1.

 

[nothingatall27]

Have you ever tried auido porn? some of the best orgasms i've had .

I second audios. I love the audio story section of lit. There is some great stuff there. I’ve always liked the sounds of sex, and hearing the desire in a woman’s voice is over the top amazing.

 

[Bigspurt]

Over the yrs, Ive used:
Chair arm
Marker
Remote
Phone
Skillet handle
Curler
Banana
Zucchini
Lint brush handle
Hair brush
Teddy bear
Pillow
Bedding
Laundry
Rolled towel is my fav.... currently using

How about my hard and slippery cock?

 

[Kimlikes]

Saw this somewhere and have thought about tryit an electric toothbrush on your clit , can only say it works onthe porn movie we saw

 

[Handeguy]

Saw this somewhere and have thought about tryit an electric toothbrush on your clit , can only say it works onthe porn movie we saw

It works for guys, too.

 

[Wag_that_tail86]

Over the yrs, Ive used:
Chair arm
Marker
Remote
Phone
Skillet handle
Curler
Banana
Zucchini
Lint brush handle
Hair brush
Teddy bear
Pillow
Bedding
Laundry
Rolled towel is my fav.... currently using

Pillows are one of my favorites, and brush handles, etc. are shaped just right for my ass.

 

[Digrow4]

Try humping a pillow in your underwear, TRUST ME GIRL!

 

[la_ruche]

It works for guys, too.

I second that!

 

[sweetcandy0002]

I'm not very creative but it gets the job done in a pinch
1) The edge of a table
2) Pillow
3) shower head
4) make up brushes