On A Scale Of 1-10, How Horny Are You? Version 4

This makes me think of the pain scale at the Doc’s office.

Translate to the horny scale and:
1. Horny is mild and barely noticeable.
2. ...
10. Unspeakable horny. Bedridden and possibly delirious. Few people will ever experience this level of horny.

On this scale. I’m a 5.
Is this official? If so I must have thought I was at 10 when I was at 7, and thought I was a 7 at 5. Need to recalibrate.
 
This makes me think of the pain scale at the Doc’s office.

Translate to the horny scale and:
1. Horny is mild and barely noticeable.
2. Minor horny … annoying with occasional stronger twinges.
3. Horny is noticeable and distracting, however you can get used to it and adapt.
4. Moderate. If you are deeply involved in an activity you can ignore it for a period of time but it’s still distracting.
5. Moderately strong horny. It can’t be ignored for more than a few minutes but with effort you can concentrate on social activities or manage to work.
6. Moderately strong horny that interferes with normal daily activities. Difficulty concentrating.
7. Severe horny that dominates your senses and significantly limits your ability to perform normal daily functions. Interferes with sleep.
8. Intense horny. Conversing requires great effort.
9. Excruciating horny. Unable to converse. Crying out or moaning uncontrollably.
10. Unspeakable horny. Bedridden and possibly delirious. Few people will ever experience this level of horny.

On this scale. I’m a 5.
I accept the logic of this scale.
I’m about a… 5-5.5 best I can calibrate itp
 
This makes me think of the pain scale at the Doc’s office.

Translate to the horny scale and:
1. Horny is mild and barely noticeable.
2. Minor horny … annoying with occasional stronger twinges.
3. Horny is noticeable and distracting, however you can get used to it and adapt.
4. Moderate. If you are deeply involved in an activity you can ignore it for a period of time but it’s still distracting.
5. Moderately strong horny. It can’t be ignored for more than a few minutes but with effort you can concentrate on social activities or manage to work.
6. Moderately strong horny that interferes with normal daily activities. Difficulty concentrating.
7. Severe horny that dominates your senses and significantly limits your ability to perform normal daily functions. Interferes with sleep.
8. Intense horny. Conversing requires great effort.
9. Excruciating horny. Unable to converse. Crying out or moaning uncontrollably.
10. Unspeakable horny. Bedridden and possibly delirious. Few people will ever experience this level of horny.

On this scale. I’m a 5.
Thank you doctor, I'll keep you posted.
 
I have a headache and I'm tired, so not really horny, in general. But my pussy is throbbing and screaming to be fucked. The rest of my body is like, yeah, whatever.
 
I have a headache and I'm tired, so not really horny, in general. But my pussy is throbbing and screaming to be fucked. The rest of my body is like, yeah, whatever.
That sounds frustrating all around, hang in there
 
I have a headache and I'm tired, so not really horny, in general. But my pussy is throbbing and screaming to be fucked. The rest of my body is like, yeah, whatever.
Weed is the solution.
Make your headache go away and get the rest of your body in tune with your pussy.
 
This makes me think of the pain scale at the Doc’s office.

Translate to the horny scale and:
1. Horny is mild and barely noticeable.
2. Minor horny … annoying with occasional stronger twinges.
3. Horny is noticeable and distracting, however you can get used to it and adapt.
4. Moderate. If you are deeply involved in an activity you can ignore it for a period of time but it’s still distracting.
5. Moderately strong horny. It can’t be ignored for more than a few minutes but with effort you can concentrate on social activities or manage to work.
6. Moderately strong horny that interferes with normal daily activities. Difficulty concentrating.
7. Severe horny that dominates your senses and significantly limits your ability to perform normal daily functions. Interferes with sleep.
8. Intense horny. Conversing requires great effort.
9. Excruciating horny. Unable to converse. Crying out or moaning uncontrollably.
10. Unspeakable horny. Bedridden and possibly delirious. Few people will ever experience this level of horny.

On this scale. I’m a 5.


Oh I had horny scale thing all wrong all this time.
 
Been hovering around 7 for a few days now. Even cumming doesn't seem to reduce it for long, maybe an hour or two and then I'm back to constantly thinking about sex. It's interfering with normal daily activities for sure.
 
an easy 9 to 9.5. Why do most friends with benefits tend to be long distance, crazy or clingy
 
This makes me think of the pain scale at the Doc’s office.

Translate to the horny scale and:
1. Horny is mild and barely noticeable.
2. Minor horny … annoying with occasional stronger twinges.
3. Horny is noticeable and distracting, however you can get used to it and adapt.
4. Moderate. If you are deeply involved in an activity you can ignore it for a period of time but it’s still distracting.
5. Moderately strong horny. It can’t be ignored for more than a few minutes but with effort you can concentrate on social activities or manage to work.
6. Moderately strong horny that interferes with normal daily activities. Difficulty concentrating.
7. Severe horny that dominates your senses and significantly limits your ability to perform normal daily functions. Interferes with sleep.
8. Intense horny. Conversing requires great effort.
9. Excruciating horny. Unable to converse. Crying out or moaning uncontrollably.
10. Unspeakable horny. Bedridden and possibly delirious. Few people will ever experience this level of horny.

On this scale. I’m a 5.
On this scale I’m at an 8, I’m so horny I am see visions of really cute asses
 
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