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That sounds frustrating all around, hang in thereI have a headache and I'm tired, so not really horny, in general. But my pussy is throbbing and screaming to be fucked. The rest of my body is like, yeah, whatever.
Weed is the solution.I have a headache and I'm tired, so not really horny, in general. But my pussy is throbbing and screaming to be fucked. The rest of my body is like, yeah, whatever.
I think you are at the top of the podium right now!
This makes me think of the pain scale at the Doc’s office.
Translate to the horny scale and:
1. Horny is mild and barely noticeable.
2. Minor horny … annoying with occasional stronger twinges.
3. Horny is noticeable and distracting, however you can get used to it and adapt.
4. Moderate. If you are deeply involved in an activity you can ignore it for a period of time but it’s still distracting.
5. Moderately strong horny. It can’t be ignored for more than a few minutes but with effort you can concentrate on social activities or manage to work.
6. Moderately strong horny that interferes with normal daily activities. Difficulty concentrating.
7. Severe horny that dominates your senses and significantly limits your ability to perform normal daily functions. Interferes with sleep.
8. Intense horny. Conversing requires great effort.
9. Excruciating horny. Unable to converse. Crying out or moaning uncontrollably.
10. Unspeakable horny. Bedridden and possibly delirious. Few people will ever experience this level of horny.
On this scale. I’m a 5.
How so?Oh I had horny scale thing all wrong all this time.
On that chart , 8, 9 and 10 almost have to be during some kind of sex.Oh I had horny scale thing all wrong all this time.
I seem to have missed out on all of your "baked goods"...
On this scale I’m at an 8, I’m so horny I am see visions of really cute assesThis makes me think of the pain scale at the Doc’s office.
Translate to the horny scale and:
1. Horny is mild and barely noticeable.
2. Minor horny … annoying with occasional stronger twinges.
3. Horny is noticeable and distracting, however you can get used to it and adapt.
4. Moderate. If you are deeply involved in an activity you can ignore it for a period of time but it’s still distracting.
5. Moderately strong horny. It can’t be ignored for more than a few minutes but with effort you can concentrate on social activities or manage to work.
6. Moderately strong horny that interferes with normal daily activities. Difficulty concentrating.
7. Severe horny that dominates your senses and significantly limits your ability to perform normal daily functions. Interferes with sleep.
8. Intense horny. Conversing requires great effort.
9. Excruciating horny. Unable to converse. Crying out or moaning uncontrollably.
10. Unspeakable horny. Bedridden and possibly delirious. Few people will ever experience this level of horny.
On this scale. I’m a 5.