OOC for "the River Runs Red"

[BLACK BART]

Y, I think you meant binding spell... not blinding spell. We would like both those guys to be able to see...

Kane, I think you did a double post...?

now who the hell is that last random idiot that posted in River...?! somehow I don't think he was invited, but of course I could be wrong.

typo errors no biggy

kanes double post easily done and corrected

random idiot posting in the thread? somehow it fits... priceless!

 

[BLACK BART]

Just reread it and I think it not only fits, it's hilarious!

“Jesus Mary Martha, Rudy did ya really hafta order that last dish of red hot peppers and those tequilas?”

The red nosed man hung on the door and listened to his stomach growl loud in warning as the world spun before his eyes.

“Sorry Sir but don’t worry I’ll getya home ok, I promise!”

“You better, what would Martha say if we showed up late this of all nites?”

The red nosed man climbed into back of his sleigh and Rudy slipped into his leathers and chains, then with a nimble, but somewhat off centered leap took off into the air.

“Howya doing back there Santa?”

Rudy called and corrected his course, aiming for the North Star, or was it the south one, he couldn’t remember.

“OK, Rudy, but hurry my stomach is really getting upset, that damned ulcer yaknow, all that worrying about getting those kids the toys on time!?”

Santa called back and belched, then farted, his face turning red as he felt his bowels threaten to let go.

“Can ya step on it RUDY?

“Yeah, yeah, I will”

Rudy muttered to himself, wondering what would the red nosed fat man say if he realized they hadn’t delivered toys for over ten years, that what was in the packages was crack cocaine?

“Hurry Rudy, I really gotta GO!”

“Jesus, I’m hurrying, I’m hurrying!”

Rudy growled back at the complaining drunk and then looked down to see a pretty blond who was tanning outside in her backyard topless.

“Hmmm, maybe if I buzz her she’ll sit up and I can see her tits?”

Rudy grinned a wicked grin and his nose lit up like it always did when he was horny and up to no good. He ducked his head and looked at the fat man gripping the side of the sleigh with one hand while fumbling with his pants with the other.

“Jesus, the old fuckers going to masturbate again, I better do this fast”

The sleigh went into a dive and gained speed, the old mans howls lost in the wind as Rudy steered straight for the pretty blond, the bells ringing merrily as the fat man begged Rudy to stop but to no avail…

“Fuck Rudy stop I gotta take a crap for gods sake!”

The fat man screamed and Rudy flew faster, the blond sitting up as she heard the bells and giving him a perfect view of her huge, firm tits, they were so good that he took another look, then another, finally looking away to see the city rushing up at him and a huge billboard right in front of them.

“Look out Santa I think we’re going to CRASH”

It was all the warning Rudy could give but this time Santa wasn’t listening, instead he had his pants down and wrinkled old ass hanging out over the back of the sleigh, his eyes tightly closed as started to take a huge and way past due dump

“Santaaaaaaaaaaa”

Rudy plowed into the billboard, his scream cut off as his neck snapped when the sleigh hit him from behind, the fat, bare assed figure of Santa flipping through the air spraying his last three weeks of meals in every direction.

All of a sudden it was funny, Santa opening his eyes knowing he was a goner and all, and he laughed his last and famous belly laugh, “HO HO oh NOOOOO”, spraying crap in a huge circle as he flipped over one more time onto the freeway where a truck promptly flattened him to the pavement.

And the moral of this story is? There ain’t one you friggin moron, I just wasted your time when you shoulda been doin something positive like jackin off!

 

[musicankane]

Hahaha BB that's pretty good huh? :d

 

[BLACK BART]

Hahaha BB that's pretty good huh? :d

Actually it was from our main thread in Red, some troll posted it and SweetP was good enough to delete it...

 

[Sweetp4u]

oh it isnt deleted, its on SRP as it's own little thread called something unflattering as a title. im sure you could see it if you go look

 

[musicankane]

Yea sweetp is too good to us. And I am sorry about the double post. My pc is broken so I have no choice but to use my phone to post to lit. I will be making a few mistakes until I'm better at web navigation on the blackberry.

 

[BLACK BART]

Yea sweetp is too good to us. And I am sorry about the double post. My pc is broken so I have no choice but to use my phone to post to lit. I will be making a few mistakes until I'm better at web navigation on the blackberry.

It's cool, I appreciate you posting!

 

[musicankane]

You are too kind BB. I feel so out of place in this thread.

 

[BLACK BART]

You are too kind BB. I feel so out of place in this thread.

Because we're so kind and you're so mean? (joking)

 

[musicankane]

I take it back. .

 

[Sweetp4u]

Male bonding hour?

kane just go hit edit button and erase ur post. with a few **&^$%%& in it or something. it works

 

[musicankane]

Males don't need an hour to bond. Ten seconds and were good.

Thanks for the edit Sweet.

 

[BLACK BART]

Males don't need an hour to bond. Ten seconds and were good.

Thanks for the edit Sweet.

Dude, don't give it away... remember we're supposed to be sensitive?

*Slaps ya on the back and drops voice an octave*

And macho too, ok!

 

[musicankane]

Oh right b. I forgot.

*deepens voice*
We're men. Men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights.

 

[yeishia]

In response too your pm BB



I have edited out the the bits which offended you. I worked for half a day on this post. If you still want it entirely erased then I am sure Sweet can do it I haven't the heart to destroy my hard work!

- The killing of a child I edited out. In no part of the post was there animal sex. Both familiars were in human form. Sweet gave them the ability to change. The ability to apparate and disapparate was an ability Sweetp okayed early on in the OOC, (post 7 she calls it misting) Shhay can only do this when wearing the amulate. and is just now given by Hades.

Aside from that, the only spells utilized here were a binding spell (which I have removed), a plague that kills no one (which should also be the core art for witchcraft), and the changing of appearances (which is an ability Lana and Maya are able to do willfully or not) and is in shays bio

Compared to the other characters abilities Shays are weak indeed even juvenile

If Shay is going to actively work against Talon, then it's about time someone stirred up trouble. Since she was not given any 'suggestion' on what trouble she would be able to stir up, she came up with her own..

I did P.M. you on more than one occasion ; you failed to reply.

I also asked for input in the ooc:

The entire vamp nation? wasn't that the idea to stir up trouble!

Do as you will BB I am doing my very best and that I can say with a clear and honest heart

 

[BLACK BART]

insanity

 

[BLACK BART]

insanity

 

[VampiricTouch]

And... since I suppose I was the one who instigated half of Yeishia's post... I should also put in a word.... that all of that stuff is easily undone.

For Sullivan, he has another crime scene to discover, which in this case now, should have a lot more leads as to who did it. Especially since her cats were also at the scene. Even invisible, I don't think cat hair is going to be something they made certain to keep off. (have you seen how much a normal cat sheds?!) It shouldn't take too much to discover the culprit if you really have an issue with it.

She is sitting on the other side of the fence... gotta make her look legit and seem like she's doing something.

(I'm looking through the guidelines stickied up front, at the moment posting a PM in open forum seems fair game. It might ruin the 'private' part of PM but no where in the guidelines does it say it's a problem.

She's also fixed the killing a child portion, so is the violation cleaned up and amended? Though that point might also be argued since the violation is no to child sex, and there was no sex involved here... and there are always casualties in war, young and old included.)

 

[BLACK BART]

insanity

 

[Sweetp4u]

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[VampiricTouch]

Sorry, I stand corrected about PMs. Thank you Sweetp.

(BB I was busy writing when you posted and didn't see what you wrote till after mine went up.)

 

[DarkEmpress]

Alrighty, reading what transpired, I am thinking it wise that I share what VT and I have been plotting ... as it is rather drastic. I was hoping to keep it a surprise, but I think Kane at the very least needs to know what we're planning. Kane, if you don't want to be a part of it or if the idea is too extreme, then we'll go with a different approach.

I never intended Sky to live longer than 3 days at the most. This is the first time ever, that I'm deliberately sabotaging my own character and killing her.

The plan is for her descendent Gabriella to be taken by Gabriel and to be killed. My next post will profile Gabriella and introduce her to the readers ... hence me needing the image of Andrew Hempsworth when Sky went to visit Maya. What I omit to tell B was that Sky has a link with Gabriella much the same as she has with Talon. So the moment Gabriel takes her, Sky will know. When you guys said that you were going to let Gabriel link with Sky I nearly clapped my hands ... it means she'll have a double connection and she'll see it happening from both sides.

Sky will go out of her mind. She won't be able to find them and she'll see Gabriel kill her only living descendent. Out of desperation, she will make her way to Lana's room. She knows about the portal to Hades because of Talon's memories (even though she can't remember how she knows it). She'll negotiate with Hades for Gabriella's soul, her life in return.

Hades being who he is, sees it as an opportunity to hit another nail into Talon's coffin. So instead of killing Sky, he takes her immortality and bestows it on Gabriella. (Sneaky bastard that he is - and I'm sure he'll watch with glee)

The plot then moves to Maya's room. Talon will be there and Sullivan will burst in to ask Talon something (haven't finalised this bit yet) and he sees Maya. She takes the form of something hated and Sullivan pulls his gun and fires a shot. (Hence us needing Sullivan in CK with a gun - it can be someone random as well ... but for extra drama )

At that very moment Sky is dumped in the room, in the way of a speeding bullet intended for Maya ... and she's mortal once more. (I know we're wicked Kane, all we told you was that Maya won't be hurt) Time slows down ... as it does while you're dying. Sky's eyes find Talon, connection locks in place ... she remembers their night together ... The bullet rips through her. Sky dies in Talon's arms, blood spattered all over the white lillies (hence us thinking that white lillies were prophetic )

Gabriella opens her immortal eyes for the first time:
So ... this is what it feels like to be dead? And I assume the character of Gabriella from there.

Sorry to spoil the surprise, but what say yeah?

I have already written the post, all of this will transpire in one big massive post, that I was going to throw in there the moment Gabriella is killed and both Talon and Sullivan are in place.


I know, we're very wicked I have never had so much fun plotting and scheming before

 

[VampiricTouch]

So now the cat's outta the bag.

 

[musicankane]

I'm lost with Sullivan simply because nine hundred things are happing at once. First off Jack has to get through a trial to return his permission to enter CK and speak with Lana about a number in her phone. Then I have to go investigate the murder that yeisha just posted. I have to at some point return to the station to find that there are no cameras or news demand regarding the murder. Then I guess I'm killing DE's character and then have to deal with Shay's vengence on Jack and probably shoot her tits. Then I actually have to learn who the killer is and deal with trying to fight a powerful guy.


Did I get it right? Or can I come up with my own idea?

 

[kittenofdeath]

I'm lost with Sullivan simply because nine hundred things are happing at once. First off Jack has to get through a trial to return his permission to enter CK and speak with Lana about a number in her phone. Then I have to go investigate the murder that yeisha just posted. I have to at some point return to the station to find that there are no cameras or news demand regarding the murder. Then I guess I'm killing DE's character and then have to deal with Shay's vengence on Jack and probably shoot her tits. Then I actually have to learn who the killer is and deal with trying to fight a powerful guy.


Did I get it right? Or can I come up with my own idea?

Everyone in the thread could kill Sullivan, he's a squishy human with no powers and very little resources (compared to everyone else) so he has to do things the hard way, no easy way around that, I suggest you deal with it until the opportunity to royally screw everyone over presents itself, then you make them pay, make them all pay.