Ordinary Things People Don't Believe You've Never Done

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[TypicalDeviant]

1. never had sex
2. never done (illegal) drugs
3. never really been to a frat party
4. never had a one-night stand or random hook-up
5. never broke a bone
6. never really been okay with most right-wing policital ideals (people seem to think a man in my profession must be a republican)

 

[jenniferbaby]

I've never learned how to ride a bike.
I've never learned how to swim.
I've never learned how to drive.
I've never had sex.
I've never climbed a tree.
I've never been out of my home state.

 

[butters]

never been abroad
on a plane or any ship bigger than a river ferry
never driven or took lessons to learn
never seen a stage show up London
never liked jellied bloody eels
or oysters *gags*

edited to mention that at 50 I've only had sex with 3 guys
(and not at the same time )

 

[sugaredwalls]

The only thing I can think of is that I throw out jury duty notices when I get them. Did it once, it was excruciatingly painful and boring and have been tossing them in the trash for many years ever since.

 

[Shadowann2]

I thought really long and hard, and read everything everyone posted here, and this is the best I could come up with:

I've never sky dived.

I've never blacked out from drinking.

I've never had a moving violation of any kind and I've been driving for 14 years.

I've never really gotten over not having a mother.

I've never gotten to experience DP.

I've never killed anyone. (although, there have been times when I've really wanted to!)

 

[eudaemonia]

I've never watched the The Godfather all the way through.

I've not only never been skiing, I've never wanted to.

I never went to a prom or graduation ceremony.

I never went through an experimental stage in college, sexually-speaking.

I've never been to a strip club.

I've never rented (or even watched) a porno film.

I've never cheated on an S.O.

 

[CraZSexaYChick]

I've never broken a bone.

I've never had stitches.

I've never been skiing/snowboarding.

 

[StrayKat]

Hm got one...... I have never been in jail

 

[southernsky]

I've never watched Sesame Street

 

[bobsgirl]

I've never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I've never read Moby Dick.

I've never gone skinny dipping.

I never dated in high school.

 

[Quoll]

I never finished To Kill A Mockingbird.

I never met one of my brothers.

I never promised you a rose garden.

 

[littlebabyclit]

What a great topic !!!


I've never done any illegal drugs.

I've never drunk a beer.

I've never been drunk.

I've never smoked anything.

I've never thrown a party.

I've never orgasmed.

I've never been driven totally wild by foreplay or sex (yet).

I've never been in a threesome (damn !!)

I've never had children (yay!!)

I've never found a job I love. (Shit !!!)

 

[CowBoy18^]

I've never done drugs.

I've never cheated on my girlfriend.

 

[Mister_Wikk]

I've never broken a bone, despite being in a car crash and riding mopeds.

I've never crashed my moped while intoxicated. (Only 'crashed' once, I was completely sober and slipped on a patch of gravel :x)

I've never actively participated in the BDSM scene (Despite frequenting a BDSM club)

I've never had a boyfriend. (Everyone I know seems to assume I'm gay?)

I've never started a fight.

I've never met 6 out of 7 brothers and sisters.

 

[Saucyminx]

I've never seen a John Wayne movie, or It's a Wonderful Life.

I've never eaten an oyster. (too snotty looking)

I've never ridden in the bumper cars.

Even though I went there, I never went to a Penn State football game.

I've never read Moby Dick.

 

[Ravenwind]

1.) I've never played the drums.
2.) I've never done any drugs harder than pot.
3.) I've never held a 'real-life' job for longer than a week.
4.) I never went to a Prom... but I did go to Military Balls.

 

[Sarojaede]

I've never been arrested.
I've never been snorkeling.
I've never been sky diving.

 

[curiousirish]

never watched one episode ....or even a bit of one episode of Friends, Sex in the City, CSI or any apparently popular tv programme

 

[KokopelliRises]

I've never been to Mexico or Hawaii.

I've never had anyone buy me a drink in a bar (and only one person ever offer).

I've never been baptized (though that's not surprising if you know my folks).

I've never owned a car.

I've never cum from getting head.

I've never broken a bone or sprained anything.

I've never rimmed someone or been rimmed.

I've never lived outside of the Pacific Northwest (in fact, never outside of this state) for longer than a month and a half.

I've never been to Disneyworld.

I've never been a girly girl.

I've never had a PC in my house or possession (my family are Mac people all the way).

I've never had a girlfriend, per se, although I have dated a couple women.

I've never been a tidy person.

I've never gotten a tattoo or watched anyone get one.

Hmmm.... Can't think of anymore at this time.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I have never broken a bone.

Never skydived or gone scuba diving.

 

[neci]

i have never been to a casino.
i have never gotten a speeding ticket.
i have never been with another woman.
i have never called in sick to work when i wasn't truly ill.
i have never ridden a mechanical bull.

 

[DarkBee]

I never had normal sex with a woman...

 

[19cock]

Never done drugs (my recruiter actually didn't believe me when I first said no)

Never been in a fist fight

Never gotten a speeding ticket (one warning)

 

[angelkitty7888]

i've never eaten sushi

i've never gotten drunk (not for lack of trying after i turned 21, i guess i'm too irish?)

i've never seen Princess bride or Young Frankenstein (my freinds say sacralidge!)

i've never had sex with a guy

i've never gotten a tattoo (though i want one someday)

i've never gone clubbing (i did kareoke at a bar a few times though when i was 17ish)

i've never cheated on my S.O. (even though i could and not get in trouble at one point lol)

i've never been in a physical fight that wasn't a play fight

i've never seen a movie where the book wasn't 5X or more better