Ordinary Things People Don't Believe You've Never Done

[midwestyankee]

I've never watched Survivor or American Idol. (thanks, BG)

I have never consumed a Twinkie.

I have never wrestled a Mawg.

 

[Eilan]

I've never watched Survivor or American Idol.

What they said, and add The Biggest Loser to that list.

 

[hopefullywishing]

I have never had sex with another girl (not really sure if I want to?)

Never seen E.T. or Germlins.

 

[Surfmatt]

I've never had a cup of COFFEE.... EVER!

 

[midwestyankee]

What they said, and add The Biggest Loser to that list.

What's The Biggest Loser? At least I recognize the others as tv shows that have been mercilessly lampooned.

 

[CaRaMeLPoleDoll]

hard to think 'x'

i have never seen snow
i have never picked up in a bar/random one night stand
i have never been to uni.
i have never had to use CPR or save someones life
i have never been the driver in a car accident *touch wood* (although i have been a passenger)

 

[CaRaMeLPoleDoll]

ooh! and i've never been to a drive in even though i work down the road from one... lol how silly

 

[curiusgirl]

Okay, here goes...

I have never watched Gilligan's Island
I have never read Moby Dick
I have never eaten sushi (nor do I ever plan on trying)
I have never gone skinny dipping
I have never picked anyone up in a bar
I have never caught my parents having sex

 

[Kikori]

I've never had a cup of hot chocolate.
I've never looked at a girl and just pictured what I'd do sexually with her. Unless cuddles are sex.
Never driven out of state.
Never yelled at my parents.
I have never seen a full Star Wars movie (of any kind or episode) from start to finish.
I have never seen a full episode of Star Trek.

 

[sereneone4u]

I have never met my biological father
I have never met my half brothers and sisters
I have never been with a woman
I have never gotten any tickets
I have never shot a gun
I have never had sex on a plane
I have never had group sex
I have never BDSM
I have never had Thai, Indian, or English food, although if someone made some good suggestions I would love to try it.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

I have never had Thai, Indian, or English food, although if someone made some good suggestions I would love to try it.

Thai - chicken pad thai, ask for spice based on your usual preferences.

Indian - Rogan Josh - a nice lamb dish

English - If you've had fish and chips (fries), you've had English food.

 

[Eilan]

What's The Biggest Loser?

The Biggest Loser

I have problems with this show, but this isn't the place to discuss them.

 

[midwestyankee]

The Biggest Loser

I have problems with this show, but this isn't the place to discuss them.

Strange, strange concept. And what's with the ironic title of the show? It sounds terribly condescending and cruel, actually. Is that the level to which our common culture has been reduced?

 

[plenty75]

I've never seen a dead body
Never hit a girl
Never been to church
never killed a man

 

[eastern sun]

I've never said "never" before.

 

[davew873]

I've never met my Dad.
I've never flown on an airplane.
I've never broken a bone.
I've never rode a roller coaster.
I've never had sex with anyone but my wife.
I've never dated anyone but my wife.
I've hunted deer for about 10 years and I have never shot a deer.
I've never learned to swim.

I am 39 years old.

 

[bambikiller]

Wow.
You people are fucked up.
From an adverage american and prod of it.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Wow.
You people are fucked up.
From an adverage american and prod of it.

Bambikiller (what a name) you were supposed to post: "I've never spelled anything correctly." or "I never got an education." and "I never learned any manners."

 

[tallandsweet89]

PS- whynotjustsayit... do you know that your ability to recieve PM's is turned off?

 

[Luna_Bella]

I have never been on a plane
I have never been out of Canada for more than 16 hours.
I have never had sex with a woman
I have never been skiing
although I am a hunter and I have been shooting guns since I was 9, I have never killed anything.
I have never been drunk enough to humiliate myself or be sick
I have never had a manicure

that is all I can think of for now...

 

[Mac98]

Strange, strange concept. And what's with the ironic title of the show? It sounds terribly condescending and cruel, actually. Is that the level to which our common culture has been reduced?

Sorry, but I fear our common culture has been reduced to much lower than that... just ask Paris Hilton.

I've never had a relationship that lasted more than a month
I've never seen "What A Wonderful World"
I've never taken any kind of illegal drug (except for kodein, but that was for an operation )
I've never been fall-down drunk
I've never smoked anything (including cigarettes).

 

[BrazenFellow]

I've never broken a bone.

I've fallen off cliffs. But I've never broken a bone. When your mother says "Drink your milk", well, shit, there's a good reason.

 

[Luna_Bella]

I have never been away from my husband for more than 48 hours since the day I have met him
I never cheated (I mean relationship/wise lol I 'll admit I did cheat on some high school exams lol)
I did not like the movie Titanic
I never had a "best friend" I have close friends but never actually a best friend
I didn't have bridesmaids or a maid of honor at my wedding( I just couldn't choose between my friends and family members)

 

[thefishfryer]

I've never seen an elephant fly................

 

[culloden]

I've never smoked a cigarette.
I've never seen a reality TV show.
I have read Moby Dick. Just sayin'.