infinity706
Literotica Guru
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I've never broken a bone
I've never been hunting, swimming, or fishing
I've never had an alcoholic drink
I've never smoked anything or done an illegal drug
I've never been arrested
I've never missed a day of work
I've never stolen anything from work
I've never hooked up in a parking lot (inside joke)
I've never had sex with a stripper/prostitute
I've never cheated with a married woman
I've never been to a swinger's club (working on it)
I've never had sex in a bed or a hotel
I've never had an STD
I've never had sex with more than one woman at once (although I've had multiple guys regularly)
I've never done anything sexual for money
I've never taken an x rated picture of a woman (although I've been given serveral)
I've never taken off a woman's bra
I've never sent a text message from a phone
I've never watched the show 24
I've never drunk Jolt cola
I've never been fired from a job (it's been rumored from everything to having an affair to punching out the manager, though)
I've never played Halo
I've never lost a match in a Magic the Gathering tournament to a female opponent
I never went to a prom or a college party
I've never been hunting, swimming, or fishing
I've never had an alcoholic drink
I've never smoked anything or done an illegal drug
I've never been arrested
I've never missed a day of work
I've never stolen anything from work
I've never hooked up in a parking lot (inside joke)
I've never had sex with a stripper/prostitute
I've never cheated with a married woman
I've never been to a swinger's club (working on it)
I've never had sex in a bed or a hotel
I've never had an STD
I've never had sex with more than one woman at once (although I've had multiple guys regularly)
I've never done anything sexual for money
I've never taken an x rated picture of a woman (although I've been given serveral)
I've never taken off a woman's bra
I've never sent a text message from a phone
I've never watched the show 24
I've never drunk Jolt cola
I've never been fired from a job (it's been rumored from everything to having an affair to punching out the manager, though)
I've never played Halo
I've never lost a match in a Magic the Gathering tournament to a female opponent
I never went to a prom or a college party