Pmann’s List of Adjectives You Don’t Want Used to Describe Your Genitals

[alwaysaway]

My SIL had a labiaplasty and called it "rehanging her beef curtains*.

Also - fuck that noise. Anyone who calls another vulva "roast beef" can suck a donkey dick

.. and men everywhere add this to the list of adjectives they want used to describe their dicks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Attention animal lovers!
I hate to inform you, your habits are illegal.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Sad
Infested
Skinny
Thin
Flaming
Unkempt

 

[Taegul]

We are all waiting a comparison picture

Sorry, but I don't have a wide-angle lens for my camera.

 

[Lady2020]

LOL

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Oozing
green
smelly

 

[Mrtenant]

Goddam jungle comes to mind. Don't ask me why.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well this thread has put me completely off my yogurt

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Bahahaha.
I found this. And I just couldn't help myself.
Lit.
Yoghurt.
Misogyny.
Misunderstandings.
Puns.
Perfection!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I remember once watching an episode of what I think was Taxi Cab Confessions when I was just a pboy or maybe an early pteen. Well before I before pmann. Anyway, there was a gay guy on there explaining why he didn’t like pussy and why he was gay. He described a vagina he once saw as “rotting shredded beef”.

Also, add both rotting and shredded to the list.

I worked with a gay guy who said he couldn’t stand vaginas because he “couldn’t get past that little wormy thing they all have”.

#scarred4life

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I worked with a gay guy who said he couldn’t stand vaginas because he “couldn’t get past that little wormy thing they all have”.

#scarred4life

What kind of vaginas is he looking at

 

[hotwords229_A]

What kind of vaginas is he looking at

I assumed he was referring to the clit, but I didn’t want to have vaginas ruined for me forever, so I didn’t pursue it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I worked with a gay guy who said he couldn’t stand vaginas because he “couldn’t get past that little wormy thing they all have”.

#scarred4life

Yet, he likes dick? I mean, I wouldn’t describe my dick as a little wormy thing. I’d say an average white guy wormy thing. But still. Seems hypocritical.

Add “wormy” and “thing” to the list (although I’m bothered, as “thing” is a noun).

 

[alwaysaway]

Yet, he likes dick? I mean, I wouldn’t describe my dick as a little wormy thing. I’d say an average white guy wormy thing. But still. Seems hypocritical.

Add “wormy” and “thing” to the list (although I’m bothered, as “thing” is a noun.

I’m bothered you didn’t use a closing bracket.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m bothered you didn’t use a closing bracket.

I fixed it for you.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Greasy
Itty bitty
Teeny tiny
Pungent
Ripe

 

[jordanp76]

Slug-like

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Pasty
Pendulous
Ashy
Pockmarked
Matronly

 

[Dribble]

Donkey dick...

Oh wait...if I remember correctly she wasn't referring to my dick that day

 

[cowboyup6977]

I recently learned some people use “roast beef” to describe a less than desirable vagina. The things you learn from your Lit friends…

Some call it Arby’s

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yet, he likes dick? I mean, I wouldn’t describe my dick as a little wormy thing. I’d say an average white guy wormy thing. But still. Seems hypocritical.

Add “wormy” and “thing” to the list (although I’m bothered, as “thing” is a noun).

Hmmm, maybe the words ”wormy” and “thing” weren’t the words that bothered him but the keyword was “little”?

 

[jordanp76]

malformed

 

[jordanp76]

underwhelming

 

[Lord Pmann]

Manky

 

[Apisto42]

Yesterday