Pmann’s List of Adjectives You Don’t Want Used to Describe Your Genitals

[barefootgirl69]

underwhelming

I somehow doubt you'd ever hear that, JP.

 

[jordanp76]

Reptillian

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Carnivorous

I don't know... this sounds pretty awesome. Not for the other guy perhaps, but hey, if it's yours then you got nothing to worry about

 

[Btq97]

Scabby

 

[Guyblue82]

Emaciated..... Doesn't sound very positive

 

[GuitarGuy100]

flimsy

 

[Btq97]

weepy

 

[Taegul]

Covfefed

 

[NC_Coastal]

Anatomically incorrect.

 

[Guyblue82]

Anatomically incorrect.

"First we must make the basic classification of.... Is it an innie or an outie?"

 

[alwaysaway]

- droopy
- excessive
- faulty
- garish
- hideous
- messy

 

[Btq97]

Cheesy

 

[alwaysaway]

Cheesy

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sad
Dilapidated
Pointy
Rough

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Unidentifiable

 

[_Ritch_]

"Ewww!"

Yes, I'm aware it isn't an adjective but to be entirely honest, I can't be arsed.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Disappointing

 

[Sea_Panda]

Aerodynamic

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I regret every time I venture in here.

Putrid

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aerodynamic

And here I am all proud of my aerodynamic vag. People pay good money for that, you know?

 

[alwaysaway]

I regret every time I venture in here.

I hope I never hear that when someone enters my whisker biscuit.

 

[Sea_Panda]

Gnarled

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I hope I never hear that when someone enters my whisker biscuit.

Ain't that the truth.

We're all about enthusiastic consent, aren't we @Lord Pmann ?

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Wonky

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Xanthic