aussiegeekygal
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And obviously I meant the Dodgem dicksBahaha. Don't tempt me with a good time
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And obviously I meant the Dodgem dicksBahaha. Don't tempt me with a good time
What is the record? I fee like it's oneI feel like this thread is going to be responsible for more Lit babies than any other. And, of course, they’re all boutique babies.
And obviously I meant the Dodgem dicks
How have I never seen this before?!?!
It was a big deal on the internet like 10 years ago maybe?How have I never seen this before?!?!
Think of me like a baseball player, hitting grand slams.Paint me a picture here ...
Are you making a massive circle with two hands?
Interlocking your fingers to maintain a right grip?
The only grand slam he ever gets is at Denny's at a very hung-over 3 AM. Teeheehee.Think of me like a baseball player, hitting grand slams.
Trekka! You and your top shelf taco have been missed. Tell the Viking to untie you and let you come play more often*ears prick up*
*i smell alpha males*
and im totally okay with that.
Boutique gentitalia exists. There is more boutique pussy than boutique cock on Lit.
I like to e-fuck the whole rainbow, so I have a unique POV and longitudinal data to back it up.
And, Pmann is correct. Good dick is hard to find.
As a good rule of thumb, historically speaking, on average, there's usually about 45 taco-corns vying for the attention of the same eight uni-dicks at any given moment. The competition for unidick is *cough cough* stiff. The tacocorns of Lit are amazing creatures. It can be hard to stand out. And the unidicks of Lit often find themselves juggling a few store inventories at once. It's a delicate ecosystem.
My experience has been similar. No unsolicited dick pics, but some odd messages. I find it weird when people assume I’m into their kink even if I’ve never said anything to indicate it and almost jump into a PM about it in detail like we know each other and are already mid-conversation.I’ve never understood this myth that women here are spammed with tons of unsolicited dick pics. The overwhelming majority of messages I receive are very polite. I would argue that the bigger issue is the number of boring ass messages I get.
Although maybe there are some people who put out a “send me a dick pic” vibe and it happens more often than I realize.
Top shelf cunt I love this and am thieving it to use myself!Ahhh I’m definitely not boutique puss @AmberLGreen, I’m top shelf cunt. I thought we had established that ages ago.
What was that? Oh, it was the sound of my ovaries crawling up into my chest and my taco setting out the “closed for business” sign.Girls love a good helicopter dick to the face, especially when it’s unexpected.
If you’re claiming top shelf cunt, can I claim upper-echelon schlong?Ahhh I’m definitely not boutique puss @AmberLGreen, I’m top shelf cunt. I thought we had established that ages ago.
That sounds like a mouthfulIf you’re claiming top shelf cunt, can I claim upper-echelon schlong?
That's what she said? Also, a phrase every man loves to hear.That sounds like a mouthful
Most boring Lite Brite pattern ever
Blue line has that perfect angle. Interstects the pink at the perfect point. Is that the G-spot?... errrrr point? Something?
I feel you missed an obviously opportunity for a bell curve, but otherwise, it’s a fine effort.