ydahecnot
Sun of a gun
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You have me coughin’ with laughterI usually take them underground…
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You have me coughin’ with laughterI usually take them underground…
I am with you on this one. Messages that I get are mostly always polite. The ones that I find creepy are when they come from the people who I have normal conversations with and then they try to turn it into more. Example:
Him - “How was your day?”
Me - “Busy and I ache all over now”
Him - “You need a massage and a glass of wine”
Me - “That would be perfect”
Him - “Imagine me unzipping your dress and sliding it over your shoulders. You hear me squirt the massage oil into the palm of my hands. Rubbing my hands together, I warm the oil and it’s fragrance envelopes us. I place my hands on your shoulders… “
Me - “Do I smell coconut? I am allergic to nuts. I need to urgently go to the hospital as you have probably half killed me already”
NB I am not allergic to seeing nuts so any evidence that you have them would be welcomed in my inbox
I would be interested to know from the woman who do get the offensive messages, whether they come from specific posts they have made on other boards, whether it was after they had posted a pic, whether it was related to a specific post they had made.
What the fuck. ?!?!It has been some time since I received an unsolicited dick pic here, but there was a time where it happened more frequently. I was a lot more of an active poster and I also had an ampics thread at the time.
You should see the shit my young adult daughter gets sent on insta…none of it solicited, none of it acceptable, so many dicks from random men decades older than her. Disgusting.
That is awful. I am sorry your daughter (and anybody) has to go through that. There should be some way to stop that from happening. And to think those older guys are probably raising sons and the whole thing continues into another generationIt has been some time since I received an unsolicited dick pic here, but there was a time where it happened more frequently. I was a lot more of an active poster and I also had an ampics thread at the time.
You should see the shit my young adult daughter gets sent on insta…none of it solicited, none of it acceptable, so many dicks from random men decades older than her. Disgusting.
Ooh.
Graphs as promised. I was dying to see them.
I’m surprised though. I thought they might look something more like this.
I’ll have to dig a little deeper then.You have me coughin’ with laughter
Your whole shtick in these threads is that Papa Pnman wants people to explain things to him, to discuss things for him. Look at the people that liked my post where I barked at you. It IS alpha male hetero har har har entitlement but you can’t see it. And this thread is particularly irritating because you are putting men and women alike in the position of ranking their value, on your ridiculous boutique scale, before ultimately coming to the conclusion that sure the numbers favor women but yeah ulllllltimately men do come out on top because high quality puss is still the scarcest commodity.
Nah. You know what is the scarcest commodity? Men who don’t treat women like objects.
I am a retired warrant detective. I had a fake female Facebook account to basically catfish people with warrants. The amount of dick pics I got was absurd. I would get soft dick pics. What kinda moron sends a soft dick pic? SMH or send an unsolicited dick pic?It has been some time since I received an unsolicited dick pic here, but there was a time where it happened more frequently. I was a lot more of an active poster and I also had an ampics thread at the time.
You should see the shit my young adult daughter gets sent on insta…none of it solicited, none of it acceptable, so many dicks from random men decades older than her. Disgusting.
We've evolved from papa chained to papa pmann.
Totally didn't see that one coming.
I am a retired warrant detective. I had a fake female Facebook account to basically catfish people with warrants. The amount of dick pics I got was absurd. I would get soft dick pics. What kinda moron sends a soft dick pic? SMH or send an unsolicited dick pic?
When conversations go down the Alphamale, hetero, feminist, mansplaining route, I get confused because it is so out of my little self-absorbed world. So just a quick question, can I still treat prime dick and inferior dick as disposable?
I used to have a crush on PC and now I'm fully confused.I have aged a bit. I’m nearly 40.
Basically, I think we’ve cracked the code on the AHTQ alt. It’s Papa Chained. He now identifies as a bitter feminist, all as part of a clever ploy to shed the Papa Chained moniker. That clever bastard.
Well-played Papa Chained.
With the right scalpel, absolutely.When conversations go down the Alphamale, hetero, feminist, mansplaining route, I get confused because it is so out of my little self-absorbed world. So just a quick question, can I still treat prime dick and inferior dick as disposable?
Or electric hair clippers. I had a for three days.
This thread needs more drama.
Can't believe she hasn't faked her death by now...Then get that top shelf Totally Not Taegul slutty friend of yours in here.
Don’t even get me started with her. It’s the teehees for meThen get that top shelf Totally Not Taegul slutty friend of yours in here.
Don’t even get me started with her. It’s the teehees for me
I’m just a jelly person by nature so…yeah. This is accurate.And here you are, proving my point in this thread… bitches be fighting over Taegul and his top shelf dick.
I’m just a jelly person by nature so…yeah. This is accurate.
What alt? What am I missing here?Honestly, Taegul may have been onto something. Create demand for his cock with an alt. Kind of like having a “girlfriend that goes to another school”.
Genius.
I'm itching to make another parody thread.Can't believe she hasn't faked her death by now...