pony training stories

[sirhugs]

who thinks pony training would be really suited for audio stories?

could dig out the old sound effects....neigh!

 

[Guest]

I dunno, wouldn't that be like listening to a horse race or swim meet? You'd have to have a brilliant gaffer.

P.

 

[Quasimodem]

Of Headstalls And Wiffletrees!

Off the top of my head - and by the way, GET THAT HARNESS OFF my head! - the only person able to handle this problem must be one who knows the difference between a headstall and a wiffletree.

You slap a wiffletree where the bit should go, and suddenly you will have a remarkably obstreperous pony.

Next thing you know, you'd be playing Rodeo Girl!

Even that’s no guarantee, unless your pony is not especially finicky.

 

[Guest]

way back a zillion posts ago

I said and still insist I want to be an elephant goddess in my next life. Try training that! Or buy a rocking horse.

Be nice to my trunk, please.

Pachyderm Perd

 

[Quasimodem]

Elephant Goddess.

Perfectly good, straightforward wish.

Just make sure you speak distinctly into the reincarnation machine.

You don't want to waste an entire lifetime as a Elephantine Goddess.

Do you?

 

[Guest]

I am curvy, not elephantine, thank you very much.

Originally posted by Quasimodem You don't want to waste an entire lifetime as a Elephantine Goddess.

LOL, thanks for the tip. P.P.

 

[destinie21]

Re: Wow

So this is how it works in this forum.

Guy post a reasonable question asking help from his fellow authors. Receives Fatous reply, stands up for himself and gets a thorough bollocking for doing so.

Just seemed a bit un-necessary to me....Im sure Ill get a thorough going over for taking the time to post here.

Dont you guys think you take things a bit less seriously? Maybe you should all un-plug for a bit seems to be a lot of posts to various peoples names!

Cracker as for your synopsis about the UK higher education system...Its spot on.

Just a comment dont hate me.

I've never done any reasearch on the Uk higher education system but I am pretty smart for a woman
(that's a joke for any of our obtuse readers out there)

Did you mean Fatuous as in idiotic or silly
or did you mean Facetious as in to joke or jest because fatous is not a word at least not in the english language.

Also if I may share a quote from one of my stories:
"I don't love you enough to hate you"

Cracker here's a link for you anyhow
Ponygirl Story

pS: perdita I think woman are like wine If they're classy they improve with age If they're cheap they go bad and end up posining you.

 

[MathGirl]

$#%^$&^%!!

I am pretty smart for a woman

How wonderful for you. So am I. I just wish I was as smart as an only slightly retarded man.
MG

 

[Guest]

MG: she said it was a joke and used a smilie. Don't ruin our beautifully weathered day.

peace, Perdita *

* that's an olive branch today.

 

[oggbashan]

Stud for Pony Girls

My first attempt at an attachment.

Here is a suitor for pony girls.

Og

 

[Guest]

You call that a stud?

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[oggbashan]

T'aint bad for a Dartmoor pony.

Og

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sd Cowboy likes pony girls:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=174235

 

[Guest]

Pardon me

T'aint bad for a Dartmoor pony.

I am so uncouth. I thought it was a horse. LOL at myself!

Perdita

Have a tulip:

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: Stud for Pony Girls

My first attempt at an attachment.
Here is a suitor for pony girls.
Og

Good to hear, Ogg.

Everyone should form some sort of attachment for someone.

Even if it is a pony girl's throb.