~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

I was a guest on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

 

[Sexydrana]

She enjoyed her coffee delivery this morning despite not being quite prepared for its delivery direct to her bed.
That jolt of caffeine helped her catch a misspelling that cost a man his job.
My job, was brightened up by what was left uncovered as I arrived with the coffee.
I have reason to believe she was not really as asleep as she seemed.

@Pad_Foot wears shoes in bed!

I was a guest on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

@EctoJohn was actually one of the puppets on Mister Roger’s Neighborhood.

 

[MrPimms]

Has a thing for Big Bird. Yes, he’s not called that on account of his height.

 

[Sexydrana]

Has a thing for Big Bird. Yes, he’s not called that on account of his height.

(He more than makes up for what that beak can’t do…)

had a tryst with Miss Piggy, in between her many times of her on again off again relationship with Kermit.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

(He more than makes up for what that beak can’t do…)

had a tryst with Miss Piggy, in between her many times of her on again off again relationship with Kermit.

She once went an entire week without masturbating.

 

[MrPimms]

Has to hail a taxi to reach the other end of his closet for exhibitionism.

 

[Series 6]

Has to hail a taxi to reach the other end of his closet for exhibitionism.

Has a fetish for taxis

 

[kreemi_pi]

Has a fetish for taxis

Still working on his Series 7

 

[Series 6]

Still working on his Series 7

Wants to round pi up to 3.15

 

[kreemi_pi]

Wants to round pi up to 3.15

Used to be a bounty hunter. Now he's a booty hunter.

 

[Sexydrana]

Her real name is actually Kreemi and pi stands for private investigator as she is one.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Her real name is actually Kreemi and pi stands for private investigator as she is one.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Her real name is actually Kreemi and pi stands for private investigator as she is one.

She's replaced the buttons in that blouse 27 times

 

[Series 6]

She's replaced the buttons in that blouse 27 times

Her blouses have velcro instead of buttons for quick access

 

[Sexydrana]

She's replaced the buttons in that blouse 27 times

And my embroidery skills are getting in good practice all cause all my buttons pop off my shirts!

Her blouses have velcro instead of buttons for quick access

He loves when his lover wears Velcro lingerie!

 

[Series 6]

And my embroidery skills are getting in good practice all cause all my buttons pop off my shirts!

He loves when his lover wears Velcro lingerie!

Wears velcro lingerie

 

[kreemi_pi]

Has a wooden hard drive. All bark and no byte.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has a wooden hard drive. All bark and no byte.

Wears thongs made from soup can labels

 

[kreemi_pi]

Wears thongs made from soup can labels

Wears thongs on his feet. The wrong king.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Wears thongs on his feet. The wrong king.

Ever try it? Very comfy lol

Doesn’t need to shave her legs

 

[Sexydrana]

Ever try it? Very comfy lol

Doesn’t need to shave her legs

He has to shave his head, he signed a contract to stay bald.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He has to shave his head, he signed a contract to stay bald.

She shaves only one half of her twat and leaves the other half all natural

 

[Jodaily]

Likes the feeling of Nair on his dome. Do they even make Nair anymore?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Likes the feeling of Nair on his dome. Do they even make Nair anymore?

Uses hair in his bung hole for the love of the burn

 

[Jodaily]

Transplanted all the hair off of his head to his butt, hoping to go out as cousin It for Halloween