~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Walks around wearing a huge wrestling championship style belt.

 

[Jodaily]

Likes taking college courses, telling people he loves higher education. Almost believable if it wasn’t for the bulge he’s perpetually walking around with.

 

[EctoJohn]

Can dance the Charleston, but only backwards.

 

[Cindy027]

He says he's not the ghost but the way everyone ignores him you would think he was.

 

[Repeatoffender25]

This is the 2nd consecutive post I’ve made following the poster above me. She obviously know posts that catch my interest and therefore she is baiting me.

 

[snexxer]

They know the location of every nuclear device the US has lost, and is trying to sell them on the Darkweb.

 

[EctoJohn]

They are bigoted against humans born on Uranus.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Believes egg yolks contain mystical properties and worships them accordingly before washing his body with them.

 

[MrPimms]

Is currently flooding the internet with PotNoodle recipes, ways of adding store cupboard ingredients to the humble Pot Noodle, as a means of lifting sales in ways that the Zig and Zag T-shirt campaign in the nineties failed.

 

[snexxer]

Purchased a lifetime ticket to Wimbledon. Sadly didn't realise it was only for the Croquet.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Doesn’t flush after pooping

 

[Pad_Foot]

Has been known to poop outside if others have not flushed

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Doesn't prep for anal

(hopefully that is a baseless lie lol)

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Hates anal and giving creampies.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Love’s having her cream pies cleaned up orally

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Love’s having her cream pies cleaned up orally

It’s supposed to be a lie.

 

[Pad_Foot]

It’s supposed to be a lie.

Loves pretending she doesn’t like having lovers worshipping her orally

 

[EctoJohn]

He once ate an entire Chicago style deep dish pineapple pizza in the middle of New York City out of spite.

 

[Jodaily]

Is a sponsor for the San Francisco Pride week.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Loves to dance the Macarena and won first prize in a dance contest

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Loves to dance the Macarena and won first prize in a dance contest

Is the highest paid stunt double for Audible audiobooks

 

[fakingadulthood]

Every day he sends a copy of the same letter to Weird Al Yankovic demanding a parody of Rocket Man based on himself

 

[kreemi_pi]

Every day he sends a copy of the same letter to Weird Al Yankovic demanding a parody of Rocket Man based on himself

Is actually Weird Al

 

[fakingadulthood]

Is actually Weird Al

Steals my trademark Hawaiian shirts whenever she gets the chance

 

[Coyote100]

Steals my trademark Hawaiian shirts whenever she gets the chance

Likes to pretent he from New York and Hawaii when he's actually from Waco, Texas.