~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kneelingagain]

told me she would call but she never did

 

[ALovelyNudist]

told me she would call but she never did

Promised you’d get down on her knees and eat me for breakfast… but never ever did

 

[kreemi_pi]

Promised you’d get down on her knees and eat me for breakfast… but never ever did

Once wore clothes for 24 hours straight.

Consecutively. I meant.

 

[Sunlover102]

Once wore clothes for 24 hours straight.

Consecutively. I meant.

Promised to met me at a restaurant....

 

[EctoJohn]

Wants to be the invisible man just as an excuse to be naked in public.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Wants to be the invisible man just as an excuse to be naked in public.

Wants to be the invisible man in an effort to be more transparent

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wouldn't go invisible - she enjoys the gazes of others too much

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Stole all my weed and didn’t even smoke it.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Stole all my weed and didn’t even smoke it.

Of course not! Tar's bad for your lungs - edibles, however....

The pink pony up there enjoys her horseplay. Her harness is spectacular!

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows how big a woman's waist measures just by looking.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Knows a woman's glove sizing just by being slapped!

 

[MrPimms]

Knows how to initiate an old fashioned duel by slapping someone in the face, forgets he’s supposed to do it with a glove rather than a jelly dildo.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is in the habit of making sure to take a shot of yogurt every night before bed.

 

[MrPimms]

Wrote a screenplay for an adult version of Ghostbusters. It sits, pages stuck together, in the basement of a film writer’s house, the rumour is it pulsates with glowing ectoplasm.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

He’s just jealous he can’t get ectoplasm for his booze

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Makes his living panhandling by the highway pretending to be homeless

 

[kellyt1994]

He’s just jealous he can’t get ectoplasm for his booze

Ectoplasm and applejack makes a great jello shot.

His torso is covered with pictoral tattoos of all the classic boy bands.

 

[Cowboy34]

Ectoplasm and applejack makes a great jello shot.

His torso is covered with pictoral tattoos of all the classic boy bands.

Her tramp stamp is her signature across the interwebs

 

[EctoJohn]

Decided long ago to never live in a house with windows.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Not only not afraid of no ghosts, but ghosts fear him

 

[EctoJohn]

His best friend is a popsicle stick with eyes glued to it and pipe cleaners for limbs.

 

[SimonSex]

Lives in a one horse town but owns two saddles.

 

[MrPimms]

Learned to ride a horse while playing RDR2.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is in a band.
Guitar - @MrPimms
Bass - @MrPimms
Vocals - @MrPimms
Drums - @MrPimms

 

[PotNoodle79]

When there is a full moon, he can only count in odd numbers